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❝ Is there a way I could wear some ( gold ) ʙᴏᴀʀᴅ shorts or something? These are really short. I’m { afraid } I’m going to show off some nuttage.❞

a sam evans semi-selective indie  ©

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i will be moving sam onto my mumu just cause it’s easier for me 

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@theoriginalbadass​ said: “ if you want it bad enough, you’ve gotta fight for it. ” 

“Is that from a movie? Cause I don’t know that one,” He was pretty good with recognizing quotes on the spot, especially when it came to unmistakable Avengers and Star Wars ones. But this one, this he hadn’t heard before. Wait, maybe Puck was serious about this. They had just been talking about football, “Dude, you really think I can take Finn’s starter position?” 

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@ofmanyworlds​ said: “ ugh! this is about those stupid tamagotchi? ”

He should’ve expected her to say something sorta insensitive back. Toys were serious, not stupid. “Stupid?” He asked, his brows raising in confusion.“How can tamagotchi’s be stupid? They’re vintage,” They probably cost like thirty dollars each, “And they’re dead now. Dead, Kitty. What am I gonna tell my sister now?” Sure, he was the one who got Stacey into them in the first place, but she didn’t need to know that. 

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SCHITT’S CREEK SENTENCE STARTERS  —   quotes pulled from season five of the cbc series. feel free to make alterations.

if you want it bad enough, you’ve gotta fight for it.

you said that i could trust you. first, the tamagotchies, now this? 

okay, well, you seem pretty desperate, so i’m happy to help.

this just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me.

i don’t know why i’m feeling this like deep, aching sense of dread.

great to know you’ve barely given this any thought.

what if we got out of town, just the two of us?

the energy is unusually light around here. 

i’ve done it on a lot of sinks and i’ve never had an issue.

you’re looking pretty shaky.

okay, this is a really long hug now.

this is all a little intense.

i think this is a huge mistake.

you keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!

full disclosure, you have been awfully clingy of late.

i will spend the rest of the night pretending not to resent you.

pretty harsh, but it had to be done.

um, [name]? you told me you were just running across the street for a cup of coffee.

this is all feeling very sketchy and last minute-y.

i’m sorry, are you saying you were jealous?

well, things seem to be going downhill fast.

lowering your standards is a slippery slope.

they know about us, right?

if anyone knows how to crawl out from under an embarrassing romantic failure, it’s me.

 you made everything okay.

this is, like, the last thing i needed to hear today.

i will be here, and we’ll get through it together.

have you given any more thought to when you wanna start telling people? 

for a minute i thought this was gonna get very dark.

it feels like everyone’s growing up all around me.

there’s something that i’ve been meaning to tell you.

according to m'lady magazine, ‘how electric is your relationship?’ quiz from summer 1991, you and [name] are ‘in need of a generator!’

i didn’t like how we left things this morning.

oh, i’m not above a naughty night of debauchery. 

when did this become about you?

don’t tell me you still haven’t slept.

you look great. i look like i crawled out from under a bridge.

i was made aware there was a loss.

ugh! this is about those stupid tamagotchi?

the tone of your voice makes it seem like you don’t believe a word you’re saying.

one time i did do a book report on [name]’s diary, and it was very dark.

i’m a little shocked that you agreed to do this.

now i fear i’ve overstepped.

ew! why are you making me read this?

saying “knock knock” is not the same thing as actually knocking.

i’m more than capable of looking after this kid myself.

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@problmatics​ @ofmanyworlds​ // STARTER (ft. Sebastian Smythe)

Unlike most people, he actually enjoyed playing in the pool. So any chance he got to, the blond was going to take advantage of it. Spotting Sebastian, Sam resurfaced with a smile on his face. “Hey man, wanna join me?” He asked, playfully splashing minimally in his direction. “I’m just a little upset I forgot my goggles.” 

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@bgdancer​// STARTER ft. Satt

After practice, Sam always made sure to fill one of the baths with ice, hopping into them before he left to go home. He knew he had to be on top of his game if he was gonna take over the QB position from Finn (sorry Finn). “So I heard that there’s this singin’ club or something?” He asked as he moved around in the bath, trying to get comfortable. “Do people really sing there?” 

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@girlinthestory​ // STARTER ft. Samchel

Finally spotting Rachel in the hallway, “Hey so, I was thinkin’ for Glee Club that we could team up to sing one of my favorite songs,” He knew that they weren’t usually duet partners, but he had a good feeling about this one, “It’s by Bon Jovi.” 

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starter call for sam evans ! 

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élite 1.03 - sentence starters

“ can you give me a minute to explain myself? or will you keep ignoring me? “

“ when are you going to cut her down to size? “

“ why would i tell him anything? he’s had it in for me since day one. “

“ you’re my buddy. in fact, you’re the only friend i have here! “

“ don’t get me wrong. if i were a chick, i’d be all over you. i’d fuck you dry. make you quadruplets, at least. ” 

“ she’s dumb enough to like me better. for that, she deserves anything she gets. “

“ he’s gonna expect you to get on your knees and beg for forgiveness. and as usual, you’ll do it. “

“ is this a bad time to admit i fear rejection? “

“ you’re shaking like a flan. a very elegant flan, mind you. “

“ what is it? can’t live without me, or what? “

“ if you’re horny now, just wait until that hits you. “

“  know who’s not afraid of being childish? an adult. “

“ hey fuckers, be quiet! my brother and i have some poetry for you. “

“ i’m not good with people. or at life in general. “

“ look who it is! it’s the ken doll! “

 “ if it’s about joints, pills, or cheap hair gel, i trust him. “

“ don’t yell at him, he’s so dumb, he told me unintentionally. “

“ fuck off! fuck you too! and fuck you! you hear me? fuck all of you! “

“ you think i’m the typical rich girl who’s had nothing bad happen to her? “

“ why did you have to ruin it all if we both liked it? “

“ i panicked, okay? what if you like him better than me? “

“ i loved you more than ever, because you did what you wanted, regardless of what people think. “

“ fuck the world. what else do you want to do? “

“ you don’t look like boy scouts. “

“ who do you think you are, rich boy? “

“ leave him alone. can’t you see he’s high!? “

“ if that gets out, you’ll ruin my life. “

“ it’s best if we don’t see each other again. best for both of us. “

“ it was my fault. i wasn’t looking, and he started goofing off. it won’t happen again. i’ll keep an eye on him. “

“ how do you say ‘i’m still hungover’? “

“ who would have thought? you are a gentleman. “

“ you’re no saint either. you spread your legs for me in my pool. “

“ i needed some dutch courage to tell you i like you. “

“ the more she can compare, the more she’ll see that what she has looks expensive, but it’s just a cheap, plastic trinket. “

“ that guy’s letting you steal his girlfriend right under his nose. you can’t pass on that. “

“ i pity you for letting people boss you around like this, and for having such low self-esteem, dear. “

“ you say you’re progressive, and that you do what you want with men, but the only reason you agreed to be his fuck buddy is that he didn’t want anything serious, and you wanted him really bad. “

 “ oh, sorry. i was just putting my ovaries on the table. “

“ have you ever had a threesome? “

[troutsmouth]

❝ Is there a way I could wear some ( gold ) ʙᴏᴀʀᴅ shorts or something? These are really short. I’m { afraid } I’m going to show off some nuttage.❞

a sam evans semi-selective indie 

[ptersparkers]

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