Troy Tempest 😎

[troycyclone38]

Hello

Hello, it is I, Troy Tempest.

I have made this account for reasons, in my spare time, of which I have approximately zero so don't expect me to actually upload anything here.

My favourite food is calamari.

I sign off with ~ 😎

My talk tag is #tempest-talks

[thunderthirstbot]

Hey thirstbot

How about Troy? I know he ain’t the most popular but for those of us who love a heavy heavy brow… 🤤

We have room for all on the ThirstBot 😘☺️🥵

Who couldn’t love those big blue eyes? 🥺💕

We would love him to take us on an adventure in Stingray 🥵

[troycyclone38]

FINALLY SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY WORTH.

[thunderthirstbot]

We love you, Tasty Tempest 😘😘😘🔥

[troycyclone38]

I know you do 😘😘😘🔥

[thunderthirstbot]

Hey thirstbot

How about Troy? I know he ain’t the most popular but for those of us who love a heavy heavy brow… 🤤

We have room for all on the ThirstBot 😘☺️🥵

Who couldn’t love those big blue eyes? 🥺💕

We would love him to take us on an adventure in Stingray 🥵

[troycyclone38]

FINALLY SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY WORTH.

[troycyclone38]

How did Marina agree to marry you?

Because she loves me.

Mun: Troy's dad gave Aphony a ton of money.

[troycyclone38]

I think we are all just glad there have been no little Troys born yet

i'm glad there's no little gordons ... the world would be doomed ...

[troycyclone38]

You're really banking on staying Commander Shore's golden boy, aren't you? You're systematically alienating International Rescue/Tracy Industries, Spectrum, and by extension the GDF. One of these days that shine is going to wear off, and the rate you're going, it's going to be sooner rather than later.

Womp womp not my problem.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[troycyclone38]

If you’re not afraid of Gordon’s brothers, maybe you should at least be concerned about Miss Penelope coming after you?

I have a restraining order against her. She can't do shit.

[troycyclone38]

What did Gordon do to you to make you hate him this badly?

Exist.

[squidsinashirt]

@troycyclone38 😘

[troycyclone38]

kill yourself

[squidsinashirt]

Public service announcement: don’t drink and message. Especially don’t make deals.

And don’t read your messages back in the morning whilst suffering 🫠

That is all. You’re all welcome.

[mariashades]

Uh... I'm really hoping you didn't try start another war with Tempest and that it was some soppy 'I love you's to Penny and various friends and family members.

[squidsinashirt]

Oh don’t worry, Trout Tempest doesn’t take up any brain space when drinking. I forget he exists. It’s wonderful.

I think I need a lawyer. A good one.

[troycyclone38]

Well, no one needs to be drunk to forget about you, glowstick. Only takes a few seconds.

[squidsinashirt]

Hello Troy, you predictable carp.

And yet, here I am, living rent free constantly in all two of your little trout brain cells. I should be flattered. Maybe Marina should be worried?

[troycyclone38]

Marina hasn't mentioned you in years, why should she be worried about someone she doesn't even remember?

[squidsinashirt]

I don’t think she ever mentioned you, come to think of it 🤨

Shame you can’t forget quite as easily huh 💅

[troycyclone38]

That's low, Squid.

[squidsinashirt]

And my mother wasn’t?

Don’t pretend you have a conscience now you’re offended, trout pout.

[troycyclone38]

Don't dig up nonsense from months ago.

Marina says hi. She still doesn't remember who you are though.

[squidsinashirt]

Public service announcement: don’t drink and message. Especially don’t make deals.

And don’t read your messages back in the morning whilst suffering 🫠

That is all. You’re all welcome.

[mariashades]

Uh... I'm really hoping you didn't try start another war with Tempest and that it was some soppy 'I love you's to Penny and various friends and family members.

[squidsinashirt]

Oh don’t worry, Trout Tempest doesn’t take up any brain space when drinking. I forget he exists. It’s wonderful.

I think I need a lawyer. A good one.

[troycyclone38]

Well, no one needs to be drunk to forget about you, glowstick. Only takes a few seconds.

[squidsinashirt]

Hello Troy, you predictable carp.

And yet, here I am, living rent free constantly in all two of your little trout brain cells. I should be flattered. Maybe Marina should be worried?

[troycyclone38]

Marina hasn't mentioned you in years, why should she be worried about someone she doesn't even remember?

[squidsinashirt]

I don’t think she ever mentioned you, come to think of it 🤨

Shame you can’t forget quite as easily huh 💅

[troycyclone38]

That's low, Squid.

[squidsinashirt]

Public service announcement: don’t drink and message. Especially don’t make deals.

And don’t read your messages back in the morning whilst suffering 🫠

That is all. You’re all welcome.

[mariashades]

Uh... I'm really hoping you didn't try start another war with Tempest and that it was some soppy 'I love you's to Penny and various friends and family members.

[squidsinashirt]

Oh don’t worry, Trout Tempest doesn’t take up any brain space when drinking. I forget he exists. It’s wonderful.

I think I need a lawyer. A good one.

[troycyclone38]

Well, no one needs to be drunk to forget about you, glowstick. Only takes a few seconds.

[squidsinashirt]

Hello Troy, you predictable carp.

And yet, here I am, living rent free constantly in all two of your little trout brain cells. I should be flattered. Maybe Marina should be worried?

[troycyclone38]

Marina hasn't mentioned you in years, why should she be worried about someone she doesn't even remember?

[squidsinashirt]

Public service announcement: don’t drink and message. Especially don’t make deals.

And don’t read your messages back in the morning whilst suffering 🫠

That is all. You’re all welcome.

[mariashades]

Uh... I'm really hoping you didn't try start another war with Tempest and that it was some soppy 'I love you's to Penny and various friends and family members.

[squidsinashirt]

Oh don’t worry, Trout Tempest doesn’t take up any brain space when drinking. I forget he exists. It’s wonderful.

I think I need a lawyer. A good one.

[troycyclone38]

Well, no one needs to be drunk to forget about you, glowstick. Only takes a few seconds.

[troycyclone38]

Hi Troy! Important questions for science:

What are your top 3 ways to eat potato?

What’s your favourite cheese?

What’s the best flavor milkshake?

Boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.

Camembert, I like the mould.

Vanilla, like @squidsinashirt, @deepseasquidbro and @i-ate-a-transmitter 's personalities :)

[realrocketboy]

What is your star sign? Do you think it’s right?

My Birthday is March 12th.... so that makes it Pisces? Yeah. Pisces.

this is the first I've ever heard about birthdates having colors associated with them - This one site says that March 12th is associated with the color Isabelline which is this brownish yellow color and also apparently there's a bird named after it that's this color- ... That is not the question. Eheh. Pisces. Right.

I dunno. Everyone in the family's pretty compassionate and being really artistic and musical is more virgil's thing. And I'm not Fearful or Sad!!!!

I do like sleeping tho... and I mean I like having a boyfriend so Ig I do like Romance? Hm. uhhhh lets look at a different site this one is kinda just weird and generic. wait-

Hold on 3 is supposed to be a lucky number for Pisces- actually if my math is right all of those are multiples of 3. Nevermind I love this. It's perfect. On. To. Another!

maybe these ones are a little more accurate. At least they explained themselves this time ! I mean. Why do all these sites talk like this tho.

Wait a minute.. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Sad Clown???? Orb of Light???? VAPOR???? Nevermind. Blegh. I would like to not become vapor thanks

source 1 source 2 source 3 source 4

[troycyclone38]

Vapor? Just like your beloved father was thought to be. Maybe you could keep up the family tradition.

[doctorspringerspaniel]

In a rapidly advancing world like our own, accidents in any form are an inevitability, and our organisation cannot always arrive as quickly as we would like. Which is why International Rescue are proud to have been present to help run Cardiff University’s major incidents and urban disaster simulation day, training the first responders and medical professionals of tomorrow.

The students were exceptional, handling themselves and the ‘disaster’ in the kind of noisy, chaotic environment they’d face in the real world like seasoned professionals, and we’ve no doubt the future will be in safe hands.

We would also like to thank the crews from the local emergency response services, students not on related courses and members of the public who all turned up on their own time to help out. It really was a team effort!

It was an honour to help organise and run the day, and we hope to take this kind of learning opportunity to universities and colleges all across the world.

[squidsinashirt]

And where was my invite to be a dramatically dying victim of the incident? 🥺

[doctorspringerspaniel]

They’re running a nighttime simulation next week next to the nightclubs if you want to be dying and covered in glow sticks!

[squidsinashirt]

My two favourite states of being 🙂‍↔️ I’m in! 🕺

I’ll get my best UV paint on.

[doctorspringerspaniel]

That’s… totally not concerning.

[squidsinashirt]

I’ll bring my bottle of fake blood.

Don’t tell Scott.

[troycyclone38]

@scramjettracy