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name’s Gordon beach hair, don’t care celery enthusiast {{RP account}}

[squidsinashirt]

I think you’re supposed to introduce yourself on these things so, here goes nothing.

Name’s Gordon (Cooper if you’re angry) Tracy.

If you can tell us apart, you’re doing well.

Brothers > all others 👨🏻🧑🏻🧑🏼‍🦰🧒🏼👦🏼👩🏽

6ft-something ish.

Swam the 100m butterfly in fifty seconds flat once, but nobody saw me.

Fish are friends, not food ✌️

Ask me about my favourite ocean current.

Let minnow if you want to talk - get it? 🐟

Oh, sometimes help out a little bit here and there at the family business.

Right, gotta run. Snacks to eat, waves to catch, lanes to swim, reefs to dive, lives to save 🤙

See you in the sea! 🦑

Oh, want to read my ramblings? Use #gordonssquidthoughts or #gordonssquidthinking

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This is an entirely in-character RP blog ran by @tracyislandinmymind. Don’t be shy, all welcome! TAG based mainly, with a good dose of TOS/2004/fanon.

Couple of quick housekeeping bits:

AI generated content is not welcome here. DO NOT use any of the content on this blog to feed AI. Do not scrape any post to generate AI content, whether literature or artwork. Anyone posting AI content will be blocked.

I unfortunately work a real life job and have a family, so there’s gonna be quiet times.

Mostly this is Gordo’s social media account, but happy to reply in longer verse/writing too!

Anything you want to ask, my main account inbox is open!

[squidsinashirt]

You really like baiting your fan base into thinking you're breaking up, getting married or having a baby by being purposely vague don't you? No offence but I don't know why you do this, it's getting old.

Wasn’t gonna reply to the local friendly Anon, but three fruity rum cocktails later and that’s gone out the window🙂‍↔️

For the record, that post clearly said ‘best man’.

Listen, if I was gonna bait something, I’d do it properly. Something outrageous and something ridiculous all in one, y’know? 😐

What I wouldn’t do is do it about is the people I love, and the things that matter to me the most, just to get a little attention.

Vague is a defence mechanism. Because no matter what I post, there’s gonna be at least a handful of gossip rags with ten different stories, and vague helps keep a little distance between that and what is real. Because being protective of that doesn’t mean it isn’t real, or that you aren’t happy/proud etc.

Because y’know, the people that actually know me could answer all three of those questions without a problem. Very much in love and together with the love of my life, with no plans for that to change. Very much too early for the rest, especially given my track record of keeping myself in one piece. It’s not that hard 🙂‍↔️

So yes, vague on purpose, you’ve got me there. But not for clicks. And what gets filled in the blanks is not my doing.

And if that annoys you weeeeeell… I don’t know what to tell ya, buddy 🤷🏼‍♂️

[squidsinashirt]

Happy to report that certain legal goings on are entirely out of my hands 😌

Best man duties call for two of my very favorite people, so Squid signing off 🫡

Mainly because it will take all of my brainpower not to lose a certain pair of rings… felt less stressed at probably every rescue we’ve ever done 👀

[scramjettracy]

Mine too now! The joy of employing the best!

Will see you there. Can’t be disappointing my new li’l bros can I? 😉 looking forward to one of the speeches in particular (I’ll try not to heckle… maybe)

You’ll be fine, Fish - carried 5 of them around with you long enough huh?

[squidsinashirt]

We love @sandrafromlegal-ti 😌

Woooo! You’ve already been asked for several times, so I’m glad I don’t have to be the one with bad news. So you should, it’s been months in the writing! And I wouldn’t expect anything less 🙂‍↔️

Har har. Somehow they matter a lot less than these two little gold bands 🥹

[squidsinashirt]

All that’s missing from the helmet cam is the shot of @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie galloping toward the flames yelling KIP HARRIS 😌

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Good grief, what blew up?

[squidsinashirt]

A fuel pipeline, hence why it’s like the Fourth of July on steroids 🔥

Still here. Managed to pull the maintenance crew outta dodge, but the fire’s a different story.

Virgil may actually cry a few tears of joy little if we have to actually get Kip up here.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Glad to hear everyone is okay.

The cause of the explosion, is it known?

[squidsinashirt]

Yeah. Someone strapped a detonator to it.

Strange the things that happens when you do that… 😒

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

I see. Are the GDF across this one?

[squidsinashirt]

‘Across’? No.

Unless they’re here in invisible fliers…🙂‍↔️

You feeling bored?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@spectrum-id-col-white Sir?

@bluebostonian

@captain-magenta-spectrum

@spectrum-officer-lt-green

If we get permission, fancy a trip downstairs?

[bluebostonian]

The GDF’s loss is our gain.

I’ll bring the marshmallows.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@squidsinashirt I am pleased to report that that is one group of 'entrepreneurs' who will not be troubling anyone for a very long time. Their brilliant idea was to cause an artificial scarcity by blowing up a few pipelines so they could inflate the prices on their stockpile.

@bluebostonian @captain-magenta-spectrum @spectrum-officer-lt-green Well done gents.

[squidsinashirt]

The likes of their genius shall never be known again.

Excellent news Captain S.

Thanks a bunch guys! First round is on us 😌

[thunderthirstbot]

Is there any kind of ranking system that might help us answer the scientific question of whether International Rescue or Spectrum are hotter? (I don’t think we need to get WASP involved in this)

I don’t mean just who has most fans as weirdly John T always seems to win those. I mean a scientific approach. Maybe evacuating scores against the attributes that make hotness. What those criteria are I will leave to the experts.

I just think science has left this question unstudied for too long.

This is an excellent question Anon, and we agree it has been unanswered for far too long! 👀✨

This requires deep discussion as to which scientific method we use 🤔

And do we split the tables?

We do have a lot of fans of the WASP boys too…

Do the ✨ distinguished ✨older gentlemen get their own ranking?

Do we have suggestions of which criteria we use?

THE FLOOR IS OPEN 🥰

[squidsinashirt]

Oh c’mon now, that’s easy as pie, no competition at all.

It’s clearly the Spectrum boys ✨ who is even debating this?

I mean, have you seen @captain-magenta-spectrum? 😌

This means they obviously deserve all the attention of this poll.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Gordon you utter bastard.

[squidsinashirt]

My chosen victim would, of course, have been you but my longstanding fear of death by fencing foil made me think twice 🙂‍↔️

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@callsign-rhapsody you've made quite the impression on the squid!

[squidsinashirt]

The irony being that she terrified me before I even knew you. I was but a little teenage squid at the Olympics when she first threatened me 👀

[squidsinashirt]

Happy to report that certain legal goings on are entirely out of my hands 😌

Best man duties call for two of my very favorite people, so Squid signing off 🫡

Mainly because it will take all of my brainpower not to lose a certain pair of rings… felt less stressed at probably every rescue we’ve ever done 👀

[thunderthirstbot]

Soooo the NSFW channels on the Discord?

Yes, we have Adult labelled channels on the Discord because Tumblr would kick us off 😭

Not every person with their own channel also has a NSFW channel. Some are more active than others… 👀🔥

We accept discussion, fanfics, fanart, real photos (we do have some rather excellent ones with plenty of skin for certain persons 🥵).

The community is open to all who want to thirst with us! 🥰

[scramjettracy]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL PHOTOS??!!!

So help me if you have unauthorised images of my family my lawyers and I will scour you from the internet and then TB1 and I will scour you from the earth 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[thunderthirstbot]

We mean photographs that are genuine, have actually been taken of the actual person, Scotty the Hotty 🥰

The ThunderThirst community does not accept any form of AI content, including altered photographs.

[scramjettracy]

WITH OR WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE?

Because if these are anything other than authorised public domain photographs, little bit people, then you’ve just given me the ticket to sign your digital death warrant. And have you / the source prosecuted for a whole menu of potential offences 😡

Don’t make me tag in @sandrafromlegal-ti

[squidsinashirt]

[thunderthirstbot]

Is there any kind of ranking system that might help us answer the scientific question of whether International Rescue or Spectrum are hotter? (I don’t think we need to get WASP involved in this)

I don’t mean just who has most fans as weirdly John T always seems to win those. I mean a scientific approach. Maybe evacuating scores against the attributes that make hotness. What those criteria are I will leave to the experts.

I just think science has left this question unstudied for too long.

This is an excellent question Anon, and we agree it has been unanswered for far too long! 👀✨

This requires deep discussion as to which scientific method we use 🤔

And do we split the tables?

We do have a lot of fans of the WASP boys too…

Do the ✨ distinguished ✨older gentlemen get their own ranking?

Do we have suggestions of which criteria we use?

THE FLOOR IS OPEN 🥰

[squidsinashirt]

Oh c’mon now, that’s easy as pie, no competition at all.

It’s clearly the Spectrum boys ✨ who is even debating this?

I mean, have you seen @captain-magenta-spectrum? 😌

This means they obviously deserve all the attention of this poll.

[captain-magenta-spectrum]

I don't know how I feel about this, Gordon.

[squidsinashirt]

A compliment! And during Pride as well, Patrick 😔

[thunderthirstbot]

Is there any kind of ranking system that might help us answer the scientific question of whether International Rescue or Spectrum are hotter? (I don’t think we need to get WASP involved in this)

I don’t mean just who has most fans as weirdly John T always seems to win those. I mean a scientific approach. Maybe evacuating scores against the attributes that make hotness. What those criteria are I will leave to the experts.

I just think science has left this question unstudied for too long.

This is an excellent question Anon, and we agree it has been unanswered for far too long! 👀✨

This requires deep discussion as to which scientific method we use 🤔

And do we split the tables?

We do have a lot of fans of the WASP boys too…

Do the ✨ distinguished ✨older gentlemen get their own ranking?

Do we have suggestions of which criteria we use?

THE FLOOR IS OPEN 🥰

[squidsinashirt]

Oh c’mon now, that’s easy as pie, no competition at all.

It’s clearly the Spectrum boys ✨ who is even debating this?

I mean, have you seen @captain-magenta-spectrum? 😌

This means they obviously deserve all the attention of this poll.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Gordon you utter bastard.

[squidsinashirt]

My chosen victim would, of course, have been you but my longstanding fear of death by fencing foil made me think twice 🙂‍↔️

[thunderthirstbot]

Is there any kind of ranking system that might help us answer the scientific question of whether International Rescue or Spectrum are hotter? (I don’t think we need to get WASP involved in this)

I don’t mean just who has most fans as weirdly John T always seems to win those. I mean a scientific approach. Maybe evacuating scores against the attributes that make hotness. What those criteria are I will leave to the experts.

I just think science has left this question unstudied for too long.

This is an excellent question Anon, and we agree it has been unanswered for far too long! 👀✨

This requires deep discussion as to which scientific method we use 🤔

And do we split the tables?

We do have a lot of fans of the WASP boys too…

Do the ✨ distinguished ✨older gentlemen get their own ranking?

Do we have suggestions of which criteria we use?

THE FLOOR IS OPEN 🥰

[squidsinashirt]

Oh c’mon now, that’s easy as pie, no competition at all.

It’s clearly the Spectrum boys ✨ who is even debating this?

I mean, have you seen @captain-magenta-spectrum? 😌

This means they obviously deserve all the attention of this poll.

[squidsinashirt]

😌😌😌

@scramjettracy @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie @starman-john-tracy @thunderbird-3-best-bird @realrocketboy @thunderbird-shadow 😘

[thunderbird-shadow]

Sure, Gordon. You keep telling yourself that you're the coolest. I'm sure that nobody doubts you in the slightest.

[squidsinashirt]

Wanna try that one again, Queen of the Flutterbys? 😏

[squidsinashirt]

All that’s missing from the helmet cam is the shot of @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie galloping toward the flames yelling KIP HARRIS 😌

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Good grief, what blew up?

[squidsinashirt]

A fuel pipeline, hence why it’s like the Fourth of July on steroids 🔥

Still here. Managed to pull the maintenance crew outta dodge, but the fire’s a different story.

Virgil may actually cry a few tears of joy little if we have to actually get Kip up here.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Glad to hear everyone is okay.

The cause of the explosion, is it known?

[squidsinashirt]

Yeah. Someone strapped a detonator to it.

Strange the things that happens when you do that… 😒

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

I see. Are the GDF across this one?

[squidsinashirt]

‘Across’? No.

Unless they’re here in invisible fliers…🙂‍↔️

You feeling bored?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@spectrum-id-col-white Sir?

@bluebostonian

@captain-magenta-spectrum

@spectrum-officer-lt-green

If we get permission, fancy a trip downstairs?

[spectrum-id-col-white]

Permission granted, Captain.

Keep your head on a swivel, I’m familiar with this kind of trick, and if it’s the same sort, they may prove more of a challenge than expected.

I’ll see if I can shake some answers as to why the GDF hasn’t responded out of them.

[squidsinashirt]

Thank you for letting the boys come out the play 😌

[squidsinashirt]

😌😌😌

@scramjettracy @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie @starman-john-tracy @thunderbird-3-best-bird @realrocketboy @thunderbird-shadow 😘

[squidsinashirt]

Are there any songs that remind you of your mum?

There are loads of songs that make me think of my mom. Either because of lyrics or the music itself, and there’s lots I have come to associate with her.

But there’s only really one that I would actually pick, because I can remember her singing with me and it’s always tucked in the little happy space in my brain 😌

[squidsinashirt]

All that’s missing from the helmet cam is the shot of @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie galloping toward the flames yelling KIP HARRIS 😌

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Good grief, what blew up?

[squidsinashirt]

A fuel pipeline, hence why it’s like the Fourth of July on steroids 🔥

Still here. Managed to pull the maintenance crew outta dodge, but the fire’s a different story.

Virgil may actually cry a few tears of joy little if we have to actually get Kip up here.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Glad to hear everyone is okay.

The cause of the explosion, is it known?

[squidsinashirt]

Yeah. Someone strapped a detonator to it.

Strange the things that happens when you do that… 😒

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

I see. Are the GDF across this one?

[squidsinashirt]

‘Across’? No.

Unless they’re here in invisible fliers…🙂‍↔️

You feeling bored?

[squidsinashirt]

All that’s missing from the helmet cam is the shot of @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie galloping toward the flames yelling KIP HARRIS 😌

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Good grief, what blew up?

[squidsinashirt]

A fuel pipeline, hence why it’s like the Fourth of July on steroids 🔥

Still here. Managed to pull the maintenance crew outta dodge, but the fire’s a different story.

Virgil may actually cry a few tears of joy little if we have to actually get Kip up here.

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Glad to hear everyone is okay.

The cause of the explosion, is it known?

[squidsinashirt]

Yeah. Someone strapped a detonator to it.

Strange the things that happens when you do that… 😒

[squidsinashirt]

All that’s missing from the helmet cam is the shot of @ilikebigshipsandicannotlie galloping toward the flames yelling KIP HARRIS 😌

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Good grief, what blew up?

[squidsinashirt]

A fuel pipeline, hence why it’s like the Fourth of July on steroids 🔥

Still here. Managed to pull the maintenance crew outta dodge, but the fire’s a different story.

Virgil may actually cry a few tears of joy little if we have to actually get Kip up here.