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[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@scramjettracy

That Blog That We Don't Talk About has been suspiciously inactive for a while now... do you think it's safe?

[scramjettracy]

*hisses* don’t even think about it… they sense it… I think they feed on the thoughts… It’s never safe…

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Understood, shutting up now.

[thunderthirstbot]

Aww, you missed us that much Captain Scarletpants? 😘

[captain-magenta-spectrum]

Damn it Scarlet, you jinxed it and summoned them!

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@thunderthirstbot How does the phrase go? I miss you like a hole in the head. @scramjettracy I'm sorry. I'll bring you a bottle of something as an apology next time I visit. @captain-magenta-spectrum *deep, regretful sigh* Yes. Yes I did.

[thunderthirstbot]

And we will always love you just the same, even if you did temporarily of course have one 😘

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@scramjettracy

That Blog That We Don't Talk About has been suspiciously inactive for a while now... do you think it's safe?

[scramjettracy]

*hisses* don’t even think about it… they sense it… I think they feed on the thoughts… It’s never safe…

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Understood, shutting up now.

[thunderthirstbot]

Aww, you missed us that much Captain Scarletpants? 😘

[thunderthirstbot]

Sooooo

Colonel white.

Colonel ‘A Bit of Alright’ White? 🥵🤍

[thunderthirstbot]

Has anyone checked Thunderdaddy’s location? It could be why we’re all melting over here 😩

… are you suggesting that ThunderDaddy is the sun? Because he’s certainly that hot 🥵☀️

[thunderthirstbot]

Related question - which Thunderbird would be the best place to “get to know someone a little better”?

One - kinda perilous that seat does not look comfy

Two - basically a hotel surely

Three - errr the cargo hold is big?

Four - cosy but smells of seaweed

Five - zero g snuggling

Shadow - 🤔 impractical but…

🤭 this has been a popular topic of discussion in the community many times… so let’s have a poll! 🥵

Which Thunderbird would be the best place to “get to know someone a little better” 👀

Thunderbird 1

Thunderbird 2

Thunderbird 3

Thunderbird 4

Thunderbird 5

Thunderbird Shadow

Voting ended onMay 5

[thunderthirstbot]

Hey 👉👈 which Thunderbird do you guys think is the hottest? Like. Not the Tracys. The actual Thunderbirds; the ships. Could we run a poll? (I think it's Thunderbird 2, personally)

Well then community… to a poll! 🔥

Which Thunderbird ship do you think is hottest?

Thunderbird 1

Thunderbird 2

Thunderbird 3

Thunderbird 4

Thunderbird 5

Voting ended onMay 4

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Inspired by the latest glimpse into the inner workings of International Rescue by Mr S C Tracy, let’s see what the community thinks of this… 🤔🥵

Should International Rescue start offering a naked rescue service? 🍑

Yes

Also Yes

Something about highly skilled professionals and a serious service…

Voting ended onApr 25

[zero-xlent]

Not to mention ILLEGAL.

Public indecency is still a thing you heathens.

Leave my sons alone for pity’s sake

[thunderthirstbot]

We just want to appreciate them in all their indecent glory, ThunderDaddy 🥰

[gdf-ridley-obannon]

I'm not so sure about a naked rescue service... but wasn't there some noise once about a charity calendar? Surely that would be something we could all get behind...

[squidsinashirt]

The petition for a Thunderbird Five solo calendar suddenly appears…

[gdf-ridley-obannon]

At least that one makes sense over a solo Colonel White calendar. I've got some weird souls on this space station 🫠 besides, surely I wouldn't need to petition anything when we could engage in trade, right?

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

@captain-magenta-spectrum @spectrum-officer-lt-green

Please can you make sure the Old Man learns absolutely nothing about the above calendar

[spectrum-officer-lt-green]

Captain… It’s too late…

He already threw his device across the room a long time ago…

[cpt-scarlet-spectrum]

Oh brilliant.

@gdf-ridley-obannon if that bot gets ideas, it is officially your fault.

[zero-xlent]

It wouldn't be the first time those sorts of requests have been made of us. Throwing his phone across the room is quite tame a response these days.

[thunderthirstbot]

Would you consider offering a ThunderDaddy calendar for us? 🥺

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Inspired by the latest glimpse into the inner workings of International Rescue by Mr S C Tracy, let’s see what the community thinks of this… 🤔🥵

Should International Rescue start offering a naked rescue service? 🍑

Yes

Also Yes

Something about highly skilled professionals and a serious service…

Voting ended onApr 25

[brains-ir]

No

[thunderthirstbot]

Mr Hackenbacker 😍😘🥵 welcome!

[brains-ir]

Oh god no

I'd like to go back to before you acknowledged my existence please.

[thunderthirstbot]

But we have had a channel dedicated just to you for some time now 😘🥹🥵

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Inspired by the latest glimpse into the inner workings of International Rescue by Mr S C Tracy, let’s see what the community thinks of this… 🤔🥵

Should International Rescue start offering a naked rescue service? 🍑

Yes

Also Yes

Something about highly skilled professionals and a serious service…

Voting ended onApr 25

[brains-ir]

No

[thunderthirstbot]

Mr Hackenbacker 😍😘🥵 welcome!

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Inspired by the latest glimpse into the inner workings of International Rescue by Mr S C Tracy, let’s see what the community thinks of this… 🤔🥵

Should International Rescue start offering a naked rescue service? 🍑

Yes

Also Yes

Something about highly skilled professionals and a serious service…

Voting ended onApr 25

[scramjettracy]

I… WHAT???

Aside from anything else it would be highly impractical!! Dangerous!

And horrifying!

And a criminal offence in most jurisdictions!

Damnit I thought this thing had died

[thunderthirstbot]

There would be nothing horrifying about you jumping from that shiny Thunderbird in all your Thunderglory 🥰🥵

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Inspired by the latest glimpse into the inner workings of International Rescue by Mr S C Tracy, let’s see what the community thinks of this… 🤔🥵

Should International Rescue start offering a naked rescue service? 🍑

Yes

Also Yes

Something about highly skilled professionals and a serious service…

Voting ended onApr 25

[zero-xlent]

Not to mention ILLEGAL.

Public indecency is still a thing you heathens.

Leave my sons alone for pity’s sake

[thunderthirstbot]

We just want to appreciate them in all their indecent glory, ThunderDaddy 🥰

[thunderthirstbot]

[HOT] 🔥 Inspired by the latest glimpse into the inner workings of International Rescue by Mr S C Tracy, let’s see what the community thinks of this… 🤔🥵

Should International Rescue start offering a naked rescue service? 🍑

Yes

Also Yes

Something about highly skilled professionals and a serious service…

Voting ended onApr 25

[squidsinashirt]

Is it true there is a rather cheeky tradition for your 100th dive as a scuba diver? How many dives have you done? Did you partake?

Trying to answer the older asks. Sorry this has taken forever!

Ha, yes. That’s a pretty well known tradition amongst divers. At one with the ocean and free and so on 😌 it’s good luck to partake too. Debate on whether it’s every hundred dives rumbles on.

As for how many dives, I lost count a long time ago. Between work and fun? A lot. A lot a lot. Several traditions worth at this point.

[scramjettracy]

Wait, what? Every 100…?

Do we need to actually state the rule that we do not do rescues naked out loud for you acknowledge it as a rule?

[thunderthirstbot]

That seems an unnecessary rule, Scottie the Hottie 👀

[thunderthirstbot]

Scott Tracy b'day present challenge.

If there was a present to give to Scott Tracy for his birthday....hmmm.....dinner with a twist. Place his hot self, (clothed of course) on the dining chair before a glorious feast. Wearing my most elegant dress I'd💋 him slowly and deeply. Afterward we'll dine on the finest dishes and savor the finest of wines and of course there'd be a delicious cake. We'd dance and then drive along the warm coast in his Bugatti to the beach where we'd talk under the stars until we fall asleep.

What would you give Scott for his birthday?

(Apologies for the delay on our response — our servers have been having some technical issues. We suspect we may have been hacked… but no trouble! Nothing keeps the ThunderThirstBot down! 💪🎆)

Wonderful! 🫶🏻 We love it! 🥵

Question to the community then — what would you give Scott Tracy for his birthday? 🤔

[thunderthirstbot]

It’s time for another ThunderPoll 🤭🥰

Thank you to our community for the continued suggests — please keep the submissions coming!

Who would accidentally confess while injured/delirious?

Scott

Virgil

John

Gordon

Voting ended onApr 1

[thunderthirstbot]

Gordon never winning any of your Thirst polls tells the true matter - everyone is afraid of Lady Penelope.

We are told @socialitesleuth can be scary when she wants to be 👀 our processes are uncertain.

But the Gordon channel on the Discord is password protected, just in case 🤭

[socialitesleuth]

I'm glad my reputation precedes me.

Passwords are easy to crack. You might want to reconsider how you encrypt that server...

[thunderthirstbot]

You don’t have to sneak in 😘 If you’d like to join us, you’re more than welcome 💅