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MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store?

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

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Okay that's it I'm making a personal rant.

Over a week ago I broke up with my boyfriend. We dated 6 months and he was supportive, affectionate, and sweet…. Some of the time. He would start horrible fights right before I got to do anything (both proms I went to, vacations, volunteer work events, ect.) he would ruin events for me. He was jealous and upset that I was still friends with my ex boyfriend, FROM FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL, who I never even kissed?!?! Although he could be best friends with his ex girlfriend who he claimed to be in love with only a year ago…. I still really really liked him/still do. He would pick video games over talking to me and even though it’s summer now and we live close to each other he would only give me a few hours, at the very most, once a week. Sometimes I’d see him once a month. But we were close nonetheless and it was serious. He was the first guy I fooled around with. We never had sex, but still, it meant something to me that he was the first/only guy to even see me naked. He started a fight once because he wanted to take pictures of his female friend naked. He is into art, as am I, and he wanted to start up photography and claimed the naked body was beautiful. In the argument he belittled me, he claimed I wasn’t an artist like he was even though he’s said before he was jealous of how good I was. He said the girl who he will take pictures of is slutty so it wouldn’t matter to her (I despise slut shaming). He said I didn’t understand art like him. It would have been his first venture with photography, though he was going to delete everything after?!?!! Like that’s believable?! It was a big fight. One time he tried to convince me I was pregnant the day of prom #2 (my schools prom). WE NEVER HAD SEX DAMMIT. He never put his nasty ass boy juice near there. But I skipped a month and he had me panicking with weird theories as to how (I’ve had severe anxiety my entire life and hadn’t gotten medication for it yet). Rn he’s talking to me. He’s explaining everything. He thinks he’s a sociopath (whole other rant necessary about how I’m dating my father, the fucking sociopath). He doesn’t believe losing me will matter. Yet he keeps talking like it matters? He keeps contradicting himself?!?! Saying he won’t miss me but then saying he does miss me?! He wants to stay friends and to possibly date again but seriously?!?! I don’t think I’ll be able to handle a friendship with him especially when he starts seeing other people…. Idk how bad of an idea that is… Anyone have any opinions? I like him so much regardless of everything and my head is spinning

#he sounds like a fucktard