i'm sexy and i know it

'Sup internet? I'm Troy fields. i go to school at nyu and sometimes I study business when there's no fun to be had. Delta Psi rules! Hit me up if you want to buy some good weed.

[lisxcowan]

@troyfields

Hearing a knock on the door, Stassi immediately knew who it was. In fact, she had been waiting for them to show up for awhile. Rolling out of her spot from the cluttered bed, she quickly walked over to her bedroom door and opened it. “Hey, thanks for coming over. I’m a little confused about something and I needed a guy’s perspective. Also, you haven’t seen The Lizzie McGuire Movie. Which is honestly a crime in my book.” She retreated back further into her room again. “Ignore the snacks on the bed. That’s on purpose. I thought you might have the munchies or something.” Stassi joked. 

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Troy had been called over to the Gamma Delta house last minute by Stassi, but he was happy to get out of the “studying” he’d promised to do for his Latin exam. “No problem,” He said easily as Stassi opened the door, letting him in. “I wasn’t doing much anyways and I’m always happy to give you some much needed perspective.” After hearing the bit about the Lizzie McGuire movie he made a face, “Is that really a crime? Or is it self-preservation?” Looking around at the snack layout he couldn’t help but smile, “Oh, I’ve always got the munchies.”

[ruthiegochev]

“I just had a Buzzfeed quiz tell me if I were any FRIENDS character, I’d be Ross. Honestly, I’ve never felt so insulted in my entire life.“

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“I can see it, all you need is a high strung, Daddy’s girl to have an obnoxious on-again, off-again relationship with. I don’t even need to take the quiz though, I know I’m Joey. Or Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani.”

[celfck-deactivated20170418]

“I’ve been thinking I might get my septum pierced what do you think?”

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“Veto, cartilage piercings are really hard to close. Also, why would you want something like that in such a gross place?”

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Text 📱| Sirius & Troy

Sirius: I want to die

Sirius: I have an upper respiratory infection and my lungs feel like they're being stabbed

Sirius: pls bring me soup

Troy: I'm not your fucking nurse, why would I bring you soup?

[nebcarson]

“Okay, I’m not exactly the date type person. But some of those baskets sound like a hella good time. Maybe I should try and win one. Any recommendations?”

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“I cannot make unbiased recommendations on this one so ~follow your heart or whatever.”

[tifanyfieldsx]

“Okay, I know i know it’s for a school play and all. But the cast must really hate me to leave me tied up like this, mind lending me a hand?”

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“I don’t know, I might leave you this way. The only thing I’m slightly worried about is you eventually getting out and telling mom.”

[aylaxc]

“Someone left these at my door with some random note. I don’t like real flowers at all… so, please take them,” Ayla said while walking up to the nearest person and handed the flowers out to them. “Take care of them and give them all the love, but I can’t deal with these.”

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“I can’t believe you brought me flowers, I feel so special.” Troy couldn’t help but smirk, “This must be what Miss America feels like.”

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bexcs:

She gave him a stern look over his words, deciding against making a comment on it. “Oh, really now? You’ll miss me? What if I want to punch you, though?”

He tried his best to match her stern look but couldn’t help but crack a smile. “I wouldn’t advise that, I’ve got a lot of muscle padding me and you’d probably just hurt yourself. Where is all this anger coming from? Where do you store it all? You’re so tiny.”

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lanabxs:

“I kind of see you living that life, though.” she teased, wiggling her brows at him. “- and just out of curiosity, who are those people you care about exactly? Does mom and dad count?” she continued in the same playful tone. “I guess I could, but my mom works in Manhattan now, and I’m going to school here so it’s easier to just be here now. But who knows what the future will bring.” she shrugged. “True, luckily I’m the same loop as Zendaya and Hilary.” she smiled.

“Well, I do love stumps, but I think I’d want to live in a tree house like Codename: Kids Next Door if I were going to go live int he forest.” Troy flinched as she brought up his dad, “My mom and my sister are included in the five, yeah.” He listened, nodding slowly, “Well, you could always get your own place after you graduate. Y’know if you still miss it then. Maybe invite Zendaya to the housewarming party and let her decide for herself if she’d like to give me her number.”

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text📲troyla

Ayla: If you come over, I can show you how much I hate you. And I don't 'hate you'. That's a strong word. There's only a few people I actually hate.

Ayla: What the hellllll? Why didn't you invite me? I swear... you're the one that hates me.

Troy: I'm coming with pie so just stop verbally abusing me already. 😭

Troy: It was very spur of the moment and to cheer up a friend, it wasn't exactly a "let's all go to Mickey D's for Shamrock shakes to piss off Ayla" thing.

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nebcallum:

“Why not? You must have a lot of advice, I’ve seen the way people fall for you”

“Well, there’s one thing I am qualified to tell you. Flirtation and falling in love are not the same thing. And you’re clearly not paying close enough attention because that isn’t the case for a damn good amount of girls.”

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bexcs:

“Yes, since you ask. You’re stealing my air.” she told him, raising an eyebrow to showcase she was being somewhat serious, despite obviously joking. “I’m just moody. I want to either yell and punch someone or I want to curl up in a ball and die. I haven’t decided yet.”

“Pretty sure that air cannot truly be contained and therefore denies ownership” Troy raised his eyebrow right back at her. “Well, so long as you don’t punch me then I’m here for option one. Dying wouldn’t be much fun and I might even miss you a little.”

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acevalentineneo:

“I mean it kinda is but I mean if you’ve got like..a disclaimer or something it would probably be better. Like, disclaimer: choosing this basket means you’re probably getting laid.”

“True, but I mean I’m not going to like force myself on anyone. Huh, maybe if I’d have put some swim trunks or something in there it would have been more obvious that it was kind of a joke.”

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[argu-d2]

Reblog for the beautiful script.

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ettaaldrich:

“S’just plain rude then. They expect us to be respectful, they oughtta do the same. Wait a second, you didn’t get caught with anythin’? Not that m’surprised, but– alright, yeah, m’a just a little surprised.”

“The government is a hypocritical ass machine based off money and status? What’re you going to do about it?” He shrugged, feeling his anti-establishment steak kick in. “Fuck the police,” He mumbled, “But nah, I spent a lot of this week drunk off my ass and didn’t go see my supplier - so I guess I caught a lucky break.” He let out a slightly bitter laugh, “You and me both.”

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text📲troyla

Ayla: You suck so much.

Ayla: Never heard of it.

Troy: I've heard that before, you've gotta come up with new material. This little pretending you hate me thing you're doing? Getting pretty stale.

Troy: But fineeeee, I'll bring you some pie. But only because I've already had an entire Shamrock shake already today.

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text 📲 stay

Troy: I guess, but I'm not a dork! I'm badass, man. He and Lilly really were. And Miley and Jake even if they totally fucked that up for no reason in that bullshit last season. I never watched Lizzie McGuire, man, before my time.

Troy: Yeah, that gets me into trouble. I try to be very upfront but people always hear what they want like "just friends who hook up...for now". Or they can't separate sex and feelings, that's a killer too. Well, you're thinking about it now and you haven't gone full-blown FWB so that gives you time. At least rn it'll be significantly less awkward if he's not feeling the same way. I'LL NEVER ACCEPT IT!

Troy: Bad is an understatement but she also doesn't know I'm still dealing? So hopefully she and my mom never, ever, ever find out. Especially Spike, but I'm biased there.

Stassi: Yes!! The kid ones are the best ones! Oh, please! My coloring books from when I was like five would blow away anything that you could color today. There is a good emoji for your art. It's this one 💩. Actually, I'll have you know that my mom didn't post any of my art, because she wanted her kitchen to look pristine.

Stassi: You've never watched the Lizzie McGuire movie on Netflix? It's been up for a year!

Stassi: So you mean to tell me that you've never had feelings for anyone you've hooked up with? Not once? I'll keep you posted on what happens, though.

Stassi: Yeah, I know. I was just trying to be nice. You're right, though. Bad is an understatement. I'm only going to say this once, because I don't want to be preachy, but you should really stop dealing.

Troy: WOW YOU ARE REALLY COCKY FOR SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO LOSE THIS COLOR OFF! That's rude, I think that emoji destroyed my self-esteem and my creativity forever. I hope you're happy, you just deprived the world of it's next Picasso. RIP ART! Ouch, I'm sorry. That sounds like a dickish thing for your mom to do.

Troy: Well, I'm not exactly going to watch some Disney Channel movie for tween girls on my own.

Troy: NOT THAT I'VE HOOKED UP WITH NO! Typically I don't actually end up sleeping with the girls I'm into. In case you hadn't noticed, the girls I like don't typically think much of me.

Troy: I can't, I need the money. Unlike most of the kids at this school, I don't exactly have a trust fund waiting for me when I leave.