Your Mum

[puppiestotherescue]

[puppy-a-day]

SHE FINALLY GREW INTO IT

[stupidlifehacks]

Life Hack #9

Don’t wanna clean your room? Blow up your house.

[troyler-phan-you-not]

me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*

friend: dude that's dark are you okay?

me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!

[punkrockgrantaire]

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

[meloetta]

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

[m-flo]

*swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun*

[meloetta]

jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me

[troyler-phan-you-not]

police officer: anything you say can and will be held against you

me: sick fall out boy reference bro

[leonkarssen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”

[skeletxnqueen]

what have you done

[emotioncaptured]

[sxiere]

Glow Blog

[hotgirlmoment]

Dont threaten Me With A Good Time - Panic! At The Disco

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[posthumqn-deactivated20160606]

ugly privilege

not having ppl using your photos to catfish others

knowing when ppl try to befriend you they’re not doing it for ur looks

being able to tell who’s genuinely nice irl

not being “thirst followed” cause ppl care more about what u post and ideas than tagged/me

not being awkwardly hit on in public

[mostlycatsmostly]

[vanwizard]

I will only accept anon hate in surfer dude speech

[vanwizard]

excellent

[onetwo-fuckyou]

When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness