Cosmic Funnies
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Doug Jones
š©µ avery cochrane š©µ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
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art blog(derogatory)
I'd rather be in outer space šø
titsay
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
almost home
Xuebing Du
ā£ Chile in a Photography ā£
Keni
sheepfilms
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Discoholic šŖ©
todays bird
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@twinkwentz
This might also be the worst. (I'm honestly... really proud of this. whoops.) Songs used: Khia - My Neck, My Back The Hold Steady - Banging
This is I think my personal favorite thing I made way back when (and also I think the one with the least listens lol)
I guess Iām done with this? I decided to just cut out Caffeinated Consciousness, because I really couldnāt get it to fit at all, so now itās just Guilty Cocker Spaniels and U-Mass. It at least doesnāt hurt to listen to anymore. Not as much, anyway.
remember when I did this
also reblogging for posterity hehe
twinkwentz told me to/helped me make this
also hey go look at my soundcloud
Songs used:
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
Bruno Mars - Treasure
OK Go - I Wonāt Let You Down
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters
Kanye West - Bound 2
very much just sharing this one for posterity because it doesnāt actually play anymoreā¦ā¦ but it does exist in the depths of tumblrs servers hehehe
Wait it DOES still play š
How did it get up there
Itās difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.
[ID: a photoset of a white cat playing, jumping, walking, and sitting in blue and red, and green and red lighting. /End ID]
A Funky Boy
Johto Beginnings, Myths & Legends
i just fucked the great pyramid of giza
egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually
they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away
i tried drawing this iconic post š
looks great!
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a āExtrusion/Revolution Generatorā ā¦.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itās called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersā souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not āļø they're doing coke
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.
and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post
You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate
You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes
me and u both ouppy
