Boats Against the Current

Mariah. 24. English Major. I want to travel the world.

[talvin-muircastle]

[gryffindorcls]

Wow, I did not see that coming.

[marraphy]

That no-good, ableist Marie Satan Kondo! Can’t believe she would just- oh

[rubixpsyche]

Marie Kondo was the queen my adhd ass has been waiting on for 19 YEARS this bitch really gon pull me out of executive dysfunction and depression

I would destroy a god for this woman

[adhd-community]

[thebellabeast]

This quest for joy is much more meaningful and motivating than the shame and guilt other cleaning gurus.

Marie kondo makes me so happy because she pays attention to the reasons of mess, shame, guilt, hopelessness, and addresses them!

None of this wandering into someone’s house and assuming they shat out the mess because they’re a dumb fuck who hates being clean and they’re dirty and gross because they hate society and order, but it’s ok bc we can FIX It and they will be normal again haha.

Like honestly, Marie “I love mess” Kondo is a breath of fresh air, after watching “experts” ask struggling human beings “why they are so stubborn?” , and “when did you last use this?” so often that all I felt when I tried to clean was upset and panicked.

This is much better and she is a nice lady.

[deactivationgocrazy-deactivated]

"the education system traumatizes students it deems stupid" and "the education system traumatizes students it deems gifted" are two concepts that can and should coexist.

[doubleca5t]

I think I've got a compromise

[shutyourmoustache]

Her confidence is up to HERE.

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Her face says it all.

[pelicanhypeman]

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

listen to me. are you listening? i’m looking directly into your eyes. pay attention. the reason baby yoda is popular is because he’s a puppet. if he was cgi nobody would even care about him. remember that.

[tahthetrickster]

[photo id: Twitter post from James L. Sutter/@jameslsutter: “I hereby propose Henson’s Law: Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets.” end id]

[phemiec]

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

[d-stabilize]

Every shitty live action Netflix adaption looks like this but worse

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[sonnetsandsinging]

*enters idle animation*

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[missjukebox8bit]

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

[cheruib]

randomly resting ur head on someone’s shoulder is so sweet,, we should do that more often

[jacebeleren]

why does every band from the 2000s have a guy that looks like this:

[filamints]

20 minutes of a tv show: 😕

hour long documentary on a game u have never played: 😏

[latinotiktok]

[yo-its-matt]

c- cow bender......

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.

[humanundead]

i want to commit violence

[wreckitremy]

Fixed it

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[lonelier-version-of-you]

🚨 DISABLED LEAD IN A CHRISTMAS FILM ALERT! DISABLED LEAD IN A CHRISTMAS FILM ALERT! 🚨

As we speak, I’m watching a film called Christmas Ever After on Channel 5 +1. It’s a typical cheesy romcom about a writer named Izzy who goes to her favourite Christmas holiday retreat and meets a man, Matt, who bears a powerful resemblance to the love interest she’s written in her stories…

Oh, and did I mention Izzy uses a wheelchair? And she’s played by an actual wheelchair user, Ali Stroker! And her disability isn’t the point of the movie, it’s just part of her character! We love to see it.

If you’re into silly Christmas romance movies, or just films with good disabled characters, definitely check this out!

[roboco-san]

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

[curlyfried]

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do