Fare thee well ogre…
Well, I suppose it’s time to say goodbye to the dark temptress herself, tumblr.
Before the ungodly hell site that this platform is crashes and burns to a crisp. I, a mere unpopular user wishes to say a proper goodbye. I know I am writeing a love letter to a dead soldier, but I feel as if I should say goobye to the fogotten side of tumblr with my final breath.
My poor side blogs, constantly scraped clean and renamed something new every new trend are destined to be wiped with the warning of impeding death to the large majority of blogs on this site. To death creeping on their door step, I say goodbye.
Goodbye reminents of the hetastuck war
Goodbye personified apps/websites
Goobye blogs dedicated to goblin users ships doing the nasty
Goodbye to Fanfictions
Goodbye 90% of the Free! fandom
Goodbye 100% of the doujins that entertained us so
Goodbye refugee memes that were seeing safe haven
Goodbye Cam girls and boys making the hustle
Goodbye to all being responsible and marking yourselfs as nsfw
Goodbye nsfw artists
Goobye sans’s glowing lightsaber dick
Goobye kinks
Goobye furrys
Goodbye monster fuckers
Goodbye to all, may tumblr have its last final goodnight this December before the @staff comes to her wooden doors. Hammering on their imposed new regime in order to become family friendly Felix. Never able to compare to the family friendly content that jacksepticeye2 gives us.
Lastly, with my final warm breath. Goodbye sjws, I never fucking liked you.
“It’s over, isn’t it?
Isn’t it?
Isn’t it over?” -Rebecca Sugars
Reblog to the sites on deaths door or soon to be abandoned blogs in order to save time to customize your new twitters.
I’ve officially packed up and have moved out grabbing the shambles of tumblr refugees on twitter
Please feel free to use my account as a start to finding users.
Check out Pillow Of Lies (@of_pillow): https://twitter.com/of_pillow?s=09
