[With a nonchalant tone, I cross my arms, leaning by the nearest wall as I eye you from head to toe. Where did I come from? That's not something I will answer. When? Let's just say a long time ago]
So, you are like supposed to be me, but good version, but not me, but sort of original version I originate from? And from what I have observed you came not long ago? While I've been around since the dawn of time? ... My, the universe is truly starting to be overwhelming with this many good versions of us around.
it is impressive how you are able to string words together and form sentences that somehow make perfect sense and none at all. truly, i'm inspired
but yea i was preoccupied with raising shadow from the dead until recently so i'm here now, and that's what matters
Well, it is not in my to-do list to chafe you in a harmful way, so no, I suppose, at least for now. Out of my companions I'd label myself as more of a peaceful one than others. Of course, peaceful when peace is an option.
But you say "raising shadow from the dead"? Are you referring to Shadow Link? And you rose him from the dead?.... Isn't he the evil one and now you resurrected him?
“Evil extract.” Evil Hyrule dumped the contents of the bottle into the bowl in front of him. “I’m making evil cookies.”
Evil Four made a face. “You’re going to make them too sweet.” He pulled out a lemon from his bag and attempted to add it to the dough, but Evil Hyrule batted his hands away. Evil Four pouted evilly. “I’m just trying to make them more sour.”
“I want them to taste evil, not sour.” Evil Hyrule stirred in a cup of salt.
“Being sour IS evil!” Evil Four scoffed. “Like having a sour personality.”
“Sour is not evil.” Evil Twilight ambled up, snatching up the spoon Evil Hyrule was stirring with and licking it. “Bitter is evil. Bitter envy, bitter emotions, black coffee—all evil.”
“Salty is much eviler.” Evil Hyrule started rolling out the dough. “Salty people are evil.”
“Most ‘salty people’ have just experienced trauma that caused a shift in their behaviors and a disinclination towards fraternity.” Evil Twilight broke off part of the dough to eat. Evil Hyrule and Evil Four looked at him in surprise.
“What?”
“I don’t know.” Evil Twilight popped the raw dough in, chewing with his mouth open.
Evil Hyrule smacked his knuckles with the rolling pin. “Stop that. We won’t have any left if you keep eating it.”
“Bake faster and I would not eat so much.”
Evil Hyrule cut out bats, spiders, and the evilest shape of all (Tingle), putting the cookie sheet into the evil oven. The smell of evil wafted through the camp, drawing the rest of the evil chain. After some debate evil Time pulled out some evil milk from his bag, and the hot evil cookies were distributed to everyone. Evil Four split into the evil Colors so as to get four times as many cookies.
Evil Vio, wearing a lime green tunic, bit into the first evil cookie before anyone else could get theirs, then immediately spat it out. “This is terrible!”
“We’re all very terrible though,” Evil Wind pointed out. Everyone agreed.
“But this cookie is not good!”
“Well WE aren’t good!”
This was met with cheers and a few bombs tossed about in celebration.
The Lime Green Link growled, “No, I mean—just try it!”
The evil Chain all bit into the evil cookies, chewed, then spat them out.
After all, everyone knows how quickly evil cookies go bad.
My, it is such a pleasure that our Evil outbreak inspired this lovely story! Adding on to it I couldn't even imagine that our short interaction would inspired this! Im very pleased and flattered with this. Appreciated!
If you do not mind me I will call the other members mentioned in this story, I am very certain they'll be very fond of it:
@evil-twiii
@evil-hyrule
@eviliest-lu-hyrule
@evil-four
@very-evil-four
@evil-four-number-four
@the-most-evil-four
@evil-vio
@the-real-evil-vio
I am not sure, but I'd say this is them all! Evil companions, please correct me if I forgot anyone!
Thank you for the warning. Maybe you aren't so evil after all. . ,:)
I did not want to risk seeing any one of my companions possibly get upset at someone for mistaken tagging, that is why I warned you. Even if my arc of villainy rose just a few days ago, the memory of the conflict that arose due to cross tagging still resides in my mind. I do not want to witness that again. In all honesty, it was not an act of kindness, it was an act of vigilance.
what if i(some random that no one knows and just found the evil chain by pure luck and tumblr recommendations) joined(with extreme social anxiety covered up by Evil) the evil chain(i am lonely) because i am bored(lonely)
what would you think about that.
If You Joined In The Evil Chain, They're Gonna Give You Cookies. Be Not Afraid.
Well, due to inversion of my colors, seems like my tunic is seemingly Lime-ish. And being sour is just what I am. Oh well, nicknames will not matter once this world falls to evil, so enjoy your time while you have it!
Euuuh I look like I've Been Drowned... no, I think I'll stick to myself, thank you.
As for evil cookies, all I have is imitation evil. The real stuff costs far too much and spoils quickly.
Oh well, I might have asked too soon. As for Evil Cookies, they do actually spoil quite quickly, even us Evils often struggle to figure out how to keep them to last longer.
Well, due to inversion of my colors, seems like my tunic is seemingly Lime-ish. And being sour is just what I am. Oh well, nicknames will not matter once this world falls to evil, so enjoy your time while you have it!
Well, due to inversion of my colors, seems like my tunic is seemingly Lime-ish. And being sour is just what I am. Oh well, nicknames will not matter once this world falls to evil, so enjoy your time while you have it!
Well, due to inversion of my colors, seems like my tunic is seemingly Lime-ish. And being sour is just what I am. Oh well, nicknames will not matter once this world falls to evil, so enjoy your time while you have it!
Well, due to inversion of my colors, seems like my tunic is seemingly Lime-ish. And being sour is just what I am. Oh well, nicknames will not matter once this world falls to evil, so enjoy your time while you have it!
You are not aware of our numbers, are you? The Hero of the Four Sword alone has at least 5 copies by now! Me, being one of the malicious copies of his splitting capabilities.
You are not aware of our numbers, are you? The Hero of the Four Sword alone has at least 5 copies by now! Me, being one of the malicious copies of his splitting capabilities.
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