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she says, “you always smell like cigarettes, and there’s always whiskey on your breath, but you’re the best that i can do, and i think i love you.“

now if you want me to slow down

just tell me to slow down

because i want to be loved

she says, “you don’t love me you just love sex, but i can’t wait around for something better than this, because you’re the best that i can do, and i wish i could leave you”

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showing someone a song feels significantly riskier and more vulnerable than sending a labia pic

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sending you a car seat headrest song and then going "oops oh my god that's so embarrassing wrong attachment!!" and replacing it with a picture of my pussy after 30 seconds of no reply

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Biquette the Grindcore Punk Goat 🐐

I’m probably extra sensitive to this bc the everynoise guy has been complaining about AI in the daylists for months but

Not a fan of Spotify labeling me (Latino) listening to Latin indie as “language learning”

#daylist #spotify ai #that’s just my language bro #Latin indie

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tomthefanboy

Shoutout to @grimreapersprint for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:

Forest Synth - Legit

Dirtstep - technically yes, and it sounds exactly like what you would expect

Grassgaze - I found one song and it’s strangely ominous

Leprechrust - No, which honestly surprises me

Flowerviolence - real and sounds like crap

Shroom N’ Bass- This is just Hardbass with extra steps

Mushroom House - Legit

Moss Rock - sounds kind of like older bluegrass listened to from a distant cavern except extremely loud

Shiny Rock - Sounds like if you gave a Nirvana cover band a fistful of molly and shrooms

Garden Core - Sufjan Stevens on a near-lethal dose of Xanax

Cavern Core - Sounds like cookie monster started a garage band in an abandoned aircraft hanger

Treewave - The one song I found sounds like getting a severe concussion in the middle of a house track

Birdsong - gentle chirping backed by a hurdy-gurdy the size of a volkswagen beetle

Whistle Choir - Unable to disambiguate

Subterranean Folk - yes if you count underground folk, which absolutely sounds like gnome music

Dark Underground - this sounds what executive dysfunction feels like

Deep Underground - Hardbass with fewer steps OR chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup and then trying to pull off a jazz drum solo while someone plays a keytar in the background

Darkdeep - No

Earth Metal - Just because you CAN daisy-chain three distortion pedals together doesn’t mean that you SHOULD.

Star Metal - This is actually kind of a complicated subject and beyond the scope of this review

Rootbop - no, which is a shame

Meadowpunk - found one song about bitching about condos

Solarpunk - Noting the above exception, most “-punk” musics are different genres with songs about/atmospherically designed to fit the aesthetic of what is more of a social/visual aesthetic

Moonpunk - See above, but if it existed it would sound like rockabilly

Hill N’ Roll - No

Stump Stomp -No, which is kind of a shame, really

Woodwind - literally a category of instruments

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I really want a playlist populated by all this

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kryptonite-tie

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.