[truehatesracoons]

I can’t believe that I missed a week of school in grade three because I had chickenpox and now i just can’t do division like the school system is so weird why did they never re-teach that wtf

[truehatesracoons]

my lord of the flies project from grade nine is horrific i am so sorry to my poor poor english teacher who has this hanging in her classroom right now

[truehatesracoons]

fun fact: if you sneeze while you have a growing pain your body takes a screenshot!!

[truehatesracoons]

i don’t think i’ve ever done an actual push-up in gym class i just flop on the floor like a poor little victorian child who is passing out from one of the many illnesses of the time period

[solarsyrup]

heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play

[nonpsychotic]

[truehatesracoons]

what is a stew and why is my little niece threatening to put me in one

[truehatesracoons]

i have really been feeling like this guy lately and don’t know what to think about it

[truehatesracoons]

I go to a catholic school so a bunch of bibles are just laying around in almost all of the classrooms and my new favourite hobby to do in class is to look through the ones with pictures in them because of how funny the little creatures; LOOK AT THIS GUY AND TELL ME HE ISNT THE FUNNIEST THING

[truehatesracoons]

live footage of my shivers being timbered

[truehatesracoons]

when i was younger my biggest fear was michael jackson as a wearwolf thing in the thriller music video and i think that it really affected me as a person later in life tbh

[crab-justice]

[truehatesracoons]

i was raised pretty religious when i was younger and went to the same church weekly so when the priest that had been working there for like 6ish years retired i remember him doing his entire last service with like a rubber clown nose and as he was walking out with the alter severs he honked it so loudly and i’m still trying to process that mass to this day

[truehatesracoons]

keep getting ads like this and they are really making me think superman is gay

[truehatesracoons]

can’t stop thinking about how at this church camp i went to when i was like 8 we were trying to make s’mores using the suns heat and the other girl i was making s’mores with suggested that we scream Apollo as loud and as many times as we could to make the sun melt our s’mores faster and it fucking worked?? imagine your working at a church camp and there are two little girls just screaming Apollo and jumping around