Rainbow Colored Heart

Comfortable silence is so overrated.

[byulmoon]

mamamoo | ‘travel’ live tracklist

[allfemaleidols]

send me your female bias + an era ↳ moonbyul + eclipse 

[wheestle-deactivated20240318]

byul tying a tie (x)

[lovlae]

“art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth” - pablo picasso 

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

[tumblr-er]

thank

[thoughtkick]

“With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.”

— Unknown

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice

[teaboot]

"Hello, how can I help you today? Wonderful, can I get a first and last name? And how would I spell that? Awesome. And would you happen to have an address for this individual? And place of work? Fantastic.

Now, I'm going to give you a number, and I'm going to ask that you send in a photo of your target alongside any additional information you may have- family members, security, combat training, medical conditions, just anything you can think of that might be helpful.

Wonderful, you are all good. All we need now is a piece of government-issued ID, for insurance purposes, and a location for payment pickup. We accept cash, gold, processed uranium, and etransfer.

I'm sorry, we don't take american express.

Good, okay, so it looks like we are all set- when the job is complete, you will be notified VIA discreet codeword that a stranger will whisper to you on a crowded street.

We do not issue receipts, but if you'd like, I can arrange for a specific breed of tropical flower to be sent to your home address. Our associates will be able to validate it should the need arises.

And is that everything you were looking for today? Great! Thank you for coming to us. Have a nice day!"

[teaboot]

Alternatively,

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the Pope is a high-status target that is beyond our area of service.

Yes, I- no, I'm sorry, I'm not able to do that for you.

Okay. Okay. Yes, I understand.

Sir, if you're going to use that sort of language, you should know that our HR department does operate in a hands-on capacity.

Wonderful. You take care."

[sooyas]

[THE MOVIE]

[catasters]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

Child: mommy I'm sick

Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING

child: but mommy I've been throwing up

Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

[graveltotempomp3]

wanda, about their dead dog: we cannot undo death, children. life is important and changing reality because of grief is wrong

tommy and billy, who know damn well their dad is supposed to be dead and their entirely reality is their moms grief acting up:

[trapcard]

[lolwtfmemes]

[darksteel-relic]

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

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[firatatac-deactivated20210624]

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