सत्यमेव जयते

नमस्ते! I am Samir Singh, the personification of the Republic of India. Please do enjoy your stay here in my beautiful nation! [ RP Account for India from Axis Powers Hetalia ]

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OBVIOUSLY MR. CONFRED WORKS PART TIME FOR ME.

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throne-of-kings:

fromtheheartofdixie:

(( I HOPE I SENT THAT LAST TELEMARKETER THING FROM SAMIR AND NOT CONFRED ))

GOT TO BE HONEST The latter would be funnier. Confred’s part time job is obviously being a telemarketer for Samir.

(( Yeeeeeeeessssssssss.  Perfect excuse for when I post on the wrong account. ))

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BUT WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE SOMETHING I NEED YOU TO SELL ME I JUST WANT CHEESE SO BADLY

I'M SORRY.  I DO NOT SELL CHEESE.

I COULD, HOWEVER, SELL YOU A SUBSCRIPTION TO A MAGAZINE THAT PUBLISHES MANY COUPONS FOR YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMARKET, WHERE YOU COULD BUY CHEESE.

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I just HAD to let you know that I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. Everything is just. LOL.

(( LOOOOOOOOL.  Glad I'm amusing people. ))

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BUT I DON'T OWN CHEESE DAMMIT

I DON'T EITHER.

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Samir ignore t'ose folk, all t'e Vestern Europeans and more Vest of t'at are silly t'ings sometimes.

They truly are.  The West is an interesting place.

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WELL NORMALLY I JUST SET MY TRASH ON FIRE. BUT YOU CAN'T SET A CHEESE GRATER ON FIRE. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT AWAY IT'S STARING AT ME MAKE IT STOP

I GAVE IT TO YOU TO GRATE CHEESE WITH?

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I really hope you don't offend my religion, Rosemarie.

(( I will try not too.  I'm honestly trolling atm. ))

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IT'S JUST SITTING IN MY KITCHEN OKAY. IT'S MOCKING ME. I NEED IT OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE A GARBAGE SERVICE FOR.

DO YOU HAVE GARBAGE SERVICE?  I CAN GET YOU THREE MONTHS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

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They told me no more call centers.

I told them no more Tumblr.

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(( MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY AND TROLL AS SAMIR ALL NIGHT.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE RPING CONFRED RIGHT NOW ANYWAY. ))

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HI WHAT'S YOUR POLICY ON RETURNING COMPLIMENTARY CHEESE GRATERS

WE DO NOT DO RETURNS ON CHEESE GRATERS.  WHY WOULD YOU RETURN SOMETHING THAT WAS FREE?

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Although, I am inclined to say all of Europe loved me more than Alfred.

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throne-of-kings:

truth-alone-triumphs:

throne-of-kings:

truth-alone-triumphs:

They kind of got lost on their way to India and found North America instead.

Obviously all of the natives were Indians.

Alfred owes his existence to me.

Does this make him my near-son?

No.

You’re deluded.

Seeing your face for so long does that to a person, I fear.

Well then you could sod off and stay out of my business.

Permanently.

That works fine for me.

I have no qualms with this.

Just be sure to take your next holiday to Pakistan, okay?

Bye!

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Although, I am inclined to say all of Europe loved me more than Alfred.

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defuegodepasion:

truth-alone-triumphs:

They kind of got lost on their way to India and found North America instead.

Obviously all of the natives were Indians.

Alfred owes his existence to me.

Does this make him my near-son?

We didn’t lose our way. :c We just decided to do some creative navigation! WE DID NOT GET LOST.

And yet you declared the people in North America 'Indians.'

Hmmmm.

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Although, I am inclined to say all of Europe loved me more than Alfred.

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throne-of-kings:

truth-alone-triumphs:

They kind of got lost on their way to India and found North America instead.

Obviously all of the natives were Indians.

Alfred owes his existence to me.

Does this make him my near-son?

No.

You’re deluded.

Seeing your face for so long does that to a person, I fear.