We're all dumbasses here!

Sup I'm Mayhem it/its flow/flows Pan❤💛💙 If you even THINK about being a bigot on this godforsaken page I WILL french braid your spinal cord

[tendebill]

quick grace piece :]

[molabuddy]

i love when a character is very clearly going through their own shit badly and is able to be sympathised with yet they are also being awful to others and hurting people who don't deserve it, and the narrative is showing how they got here but not letting them off the hook for being cruel just because they are hurting.

i dont like ☝ what happens when you introduce this type of character to a large fandom

[molabuddy]

especially if she is a woman

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[notgrassmask]

zhuzhi-lang my scrunkly baby

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[marlynnofmany]

*quietly makes a note on the list of potential spaceship names*

[chasm-side]

My therapist, who specializes in adults with ADHD, recently told me that all of her clients need a three day crashout period after a big life change. Finish the semester? Crashout. Change jobs? Crashout. Go on a really cool, really relaxing vacation? Crashout the moment you get home.

It's true of literally all of her clients. She works with a lot of them to put systems in place so that their crashouts are only three days. This includes the high-powered execs who travel regularly for work. It does not matter how successful or high functioning they are - they have ADHD, and a crashout is just part of the process of living with it.

I'm sharing this with all you ADHD friends out there, just in case you (like me) start shaming yourself if your crashout lasts more than one day. It turns out three days is kind of the best case scenario. Be kind to yourselves!

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[ailithnight]

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[lonelyroommp3]

GUYS HOLY FUCK

[prinnay]

+ What a Day +

[kosmogrl]

[what-even-is-thiss]

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

[amorphousmassofflesh]

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

[kde-plasma-official]

have u tried killing and birthing your kid again?

[abyssalzones]

[guy who has never let anything go in his life voice] the most annoying part of the bill cipher gjinka phenomenon is that no one has ever actually captured what that character would look like as a human person fully devoid of supernatural qualities. white blond besuited bills are out of vogue now but people keep the same spirit alive by drawing him young and short and usually with some degree of hashtag genderfuckery because that's what They're into personally but if you look at his canonical characterization we're talking about someone 1. old as balls 2. who acted as a mentor for someone in his 30's 3. with the most pathological defensive measures against criticism known to man 4. and an annoying, disruptive sense of humor that mostly revolves around making people uncomfortable.

that isn't a fashionable transmasc in his 20's. that's a postgraduate professor who got his teaching license taken away for getting a little too into new age occultism and selling coke to students. come on now

[abyssalzones]

go buy a lottery ticket because I'm never doing some shit like this again

if you say anything about shipping in the tags I am going to materialize in your house and beat you senseless

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[venndaai]

Big fan of calling male characters babygirls but I think we should start calling female characters babyboys too

[venndaai]

I’ve seen people on here rail separately against calling male characters babygirls and calling female characters little guys, and while I think they’ve correctly identified a problem (“girl” has sexual or demeaning or childish connotations while “guy” is an example of masculine-as-neutral-default) I don’t think the answer is to get more essentialist in our language use but rather to freak it up more. he’s just a little gal. she’s my sweet baby boy. she’s my boyfriend. he’s my special girlie. she’s my beautiful husband.

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

How I imagine playing drums feels like

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Hang on what was number five?

[teamvoorhees]

@libertarirynn   #5 was - 

[lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024]

THATS A DOG?

[krystal-prisms]

This is one of the least dogs I’ve ever seen

[snissel7]

I would like to apologize to #5 for laughing

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect