Truths Fugitive & Imponderable

42, Canada ★She/Her & Pan ★ I've been an X-Phile since '94, & a Bensler Shipper since 2000 ★SVU ★Feminism ★Muppets ★Mythical Beast★ Rhink Shipper ★This is where I shitpost ★

[truthsfugitiveandimponderable]

~ Link Neal's Got the D 💦🍆 Appreciation Post ~

Part II Here

[puppytae-irmakrov]

SOME of my collection of yearning rhink

[rl1984os-deactivated20260307]

if you don’t see it, I’m not pointing it out to you, just look closer 🤣👀

[iam-quantumphysics]

Rhett speaking up about what's going on in Minnesota

Editing this to add Link reposting it

[steve-s-slut]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MOMENT MORE 👀

[iam-quantumphysics]

"I asked Chat GPT and--" Well I asked Link Neal, but instead of answering my question, he asked me if I've ever thought about sucking dicks

[pixi3hollowlez]

Love when Rhett does his Muppet eyes

[youdidinthedark]

married???

[soho-x]

This is so intimate and cuuuute.

[curiousser]

GMM fans: the show couldn't possibly get any gayer Rhett & Link: hold our breeches

[truthsfugitiveandimponderable]

I go away from Tumblr for a couple days, and come back to this ... wtf is happening? Lmao

[curiousser]

Why do they look like a jock (wearing their school team's varsity jacket) and a shy nerd, who have a secret crush on each other, that meet during lunch in the cafeteria, and try to make awkwardly nonchalant conversation about the food, but deep down are thrilled to finally be talking to each other??

[truthsfugitiveandimponderable]

hey, a couple more very notable moments for your got the D posts hehehe

the grease skit from the ooold smosh colab

and the cornhole song

Hi! Sorry it took me so long to answer this. I rewatched Cornhole and tried really hard to find a good shot, but couldn't, so if you have a screen grab feel free to send it to me. I got a screenshot from the Grease skit and added it to Part II. Thank you for your D service. 🫡

[jula483]

Link looking at Rhett and nodding in approval 😌

(x)

[keepingitplutonic]

link: makes a little sex noise joke rhett: goes a little glassy eyed and immediately starts pulling his shirt over his crotch and also tells him THAT went too far when he was the one who said "gangrene is setting in" and "Infected Penis Tigger"

[keepingitplutonic]

[okdidireallyneedtoknow]

just a collection of my favorite beecher/keller gifs (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

[incaseyouart]

youtube dads rhett and link <3

[icaruspendragon]

there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

[icaruspendragon]

wanna run that one by me again, champ?

[the-mad-dame]

Here ya go. My apologies.

[icaruspendragon]

cheers, mate.

[allsadnshit]

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from