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loving-the-world-since-00

hollanov kisses (updated)

patroclusmyson

Alternative Titles for the Iliad

1-Hello Naughty Trojans it’s Murder Time

2-100 Times a Therapist was Needed

3-This War Really Wasn’t Worth it

4-Fight Club but it’s just Achilles

5-Patroclus Didn’t Deserve this

6-Things Historians Pretend aren’t Gay

7-Nothing Means Anything we’re all Going to Die

8-Hector Gets his Ass Handed to Him

9-There is no Heterosexual Explanation for This

10-Fuck it up, Achilles

11-Someone is Responsible for this but not Helen

catchymemes

badjura

shimazaki

cuteskitty

The spider kids get another loser uncle

Find me on Twitter and Instagram @cuteskittyart

warandpeas

Best of War and Peas 2018

claratwelve

You kept going. Always. And education makes you unstoppable.

wadey-wilson

A ‘parasite’?! Yeah, it’s a term of endearment, that’s all. Apologize! No. APOLOGIZE!

brainbubblegum

Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

nbvanitas-deactivated20190614

jasper-rolls

every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

tanoraqui

#god if I could meet Sherlock holmes I would have a field day preparing my Look to throw him off #watch me wear an engagement ring for a week before hand and take it off and wear one of my mom’s blouses that has the shoulder all crunched #from years of violin playing and a pair of brand new matching socks and carry a brand new copy of a book i’ve read 20 times #and spill some coffee on my shoes and cuddle my neighbor’s cats so i have different cat fur on me #my dream is to throw off a sherlock holmes type with pure petty bs