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Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

urban-cryptid

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

panzoom

catoverlord

macgician-deactivated20181203

this is my new favorite potg that ive earned. i call it NO MERCY

@wearepaladin

Wild

just read it. this is true.

thefandomdropout

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore, That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion A home and a Country should leave us no more? Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

back-of-the-bus

Knowledge is power.

sbrown82

Are you serious?

enkidurgas

jstayingwoke:

Y’all keep singing this

We don’t sing that verse? We literally don’t sing that verse and there is a good reason why we don’t sing that verse. There is a good reason why you didn’t know about that verse existing until you saw this post. Verse is outdated, verse is wrong. We don’t sing that verse anymore for a god damn reason so tbh stop.

The man wanted to sit because he has a right to sit and there is bigger shit to worry about, not because of some shoehorned fact about a verse you didn’t know existed until literally right this second because we don’t use it.