"sometimes i think hollywood is scarier than the comments section on youtube" -@trystanknox
ok just do me a favor rn and don’t search “trystan knox spice girls” on youtube b/c you def won’t find a vid of him at 15 yrs old dancing to wannabee in a wig and his sister’s clothes
*sweatin bullets* *drops the mic* [nvr] [forget]
this actual human puppy is trystan, he’s a pretty good guy and will help ur grandma across the street and carry ur groceries for you basically real life [good guy greg]
small-town kid from louisville, kentucky and comes from a working class family (his dad was an electrician and his mom is a waitress so he ain’t abt that silver spoon society)
when he was six, he and his younger sister candace were sent to live with his grandparents in bedford, ohio b/c his dad was an alcoholic and his mom didn’t think it was safe to have them there and that’s where he’s lived his entire childhood
still sends his mom that dancing elf e-card every christmas but he doesn’t get to see her as often as he’d like and was pretty much only raised by his grandparents
started drumming at the age of seven and wanted to be the next dave grohl he hero worshipped nirvana and grunge in general
also very into 90s hip hop and rap including tupac, biggie (dont have the 2pac vs. biggie convo w/ him don’t!!!!!), nas, dr. dre, and wu-tang clan (when he got the role of jared in dirty white boy he was like dan radcliffe in that he was in the bath and he cried)
speaking of music, trys has always been pretty gifted creatively, but he was always a consistent C student in school, he just didn’t see a point in academics
worked his butt off to help support his family during high school. trys past jobs include: gas station attendant, cashier at target, waiter at chilli’s, and the chicken mascot for el pollo loco .
started his own band, the dingbats, w/ his high school buddies and while he was a decent drummer/singer, it just didn’t pan out for them??? they broke up in 2010 *crying emoji*
acted in a bunch of commercials/stoner flicks until his breakout role in supermarket in california in 2009
now you can find him drunk skateboarding down hollywood boulevard (looking @ u hadley) with a sippy cup in hand and a shawarma in the other
is actually such a hufflepuff/niall horan in that he’s giddy and making fart noises with his armpits and made of sugar spice and everything nice until you mess w/ someone he cares about b/c he will go full throttle charlie’s angels/track you down and murder all of france liam neeson-style (he practices the “very special set of skills” monologue in the mirror to gear up for movie roles)
think of him like a more stoned (if that was possible lmao) [tyler] [posey] w/ a lil [jonah hill] thrown in there (b/c leo/jonah and [o'brosey] = baz/trys)
also [rare footage of baz and trys holding hands] (he has this framed on his desk @ home) (and wallet-sized versions)
srsly he just wants to hold baz's hand and protect him (when he won people magazine's sexiest man alive 2013 trys sent him an edible arrangement except it was all weed brownies/cookies and a pillow w/ trys' face on it0
honestly tho the whole hollywood fame and lifestyle kind of scares the shit outta him and he’s not used to ppl havin pix of his ass on the internet (not that he minds??? all u gotta do is ask for nudes homie) but it’s one thing to be an actor and play someone else in movies/tv but it’s a whole different thing to give interviews and go to award shows and trys kind gets pit stains just thinkin about it??? it’s one of the reasons he’s always high/drunk at those red carpet events b/c he’s so anxiety-ridden/nervous about the whole thing
such a loyal guy in that once you befriend him, you have a friend for life (even if u don’t want it) (sry no takesies backsies baz ehehehe) and he would jump in front of a moving train for you basically he really cares about his family and all of his friends, he just wants to know how all of u are doin, how your day has been
total grandma's boy in that his date to fancy black-tie events/shows is always his grandma. even when he has a srs gf, it’s. always. his. grandma.
he's also retained most of his humble roots in that all of his suits to award shows are secondhand/his grandpa's prom suit from the 40s (if i can't pronounce the name, i sure as hell am not gonna wear it baz. what the fuck is a gorgo arman anyway?) tbh he's only there for the ladies and the dranks
for a guy who didn't take anything seriously in his entire life, he rly takes music and acting very seriously? he's the one 5 min early to set even when it's a 4am call and he's sipping coffee w/ this chipper smile on his face while they apply concealer to his under eye circles. also has never read a textbook in his entire life but can finish a movie script in under 2 hrs b/c once he's interested in something, he's all in
also very immature in that fart jokes and toliet humor still amuse him and he spends half the time trolling his interviewers (b/c that's a lot better than revealing personal info in his book) and talks about butts the whole time
despite being v anti-hollywood, has had a string of famous ex-gfs? he dated ______ back in 2009 (could be u!!!!) (if ur ready come n get it na na na na) and b/c of her there are a bunch of extreme close-up shots of his nostrils on perezhilton but otherwise he's rly chill when it comes to girls (but will cling 2 u like a koala bear if u get him to commit)
is portrayed as dumb and goofy in the media, but when he's onscreen it's like ~*~magic~*~ whoa this dude has chops
basically a very laidback, easygoing, and lovable dude most of the time but some things make him rly nervous/anxious (like fame and not having privacy) and he just rly cares a lot ok if u sniff his hair it smells like unicorn tears and cool ranch doritos
hahaha if this wasn't long enough for u, check out trys' [full bio] aka imdb page ok peace n luv
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