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Dragonslayer (1981)
It’s a retro “dark fantasy” film set in pre-chris-chan old-england mythical world on the edge of modern times. Which is somehow a not uncommon trope. Not just the fading magic, but also setting such stories in modern earth’s brittain. Or maybe it’s because of arthurian legends, and Tolkien craving to write a creation myth for anglo-saxons. Even if you say he changed his mind later, doesn’t…
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Gnarls Barkley — Atlanta
Gnarls Barkley is a supergroup combining Danger Mouse and CeeLo Green. They wanted to make an artsy indie art release, but one of their song escaped into normiesphere, where everyone heard Crazy, but no one knew the author and the authors. Now they’ve finally dropped a new album, which they say is the last one, and claim that they always planned only three albums. As a tribute to the world famous…
Tom Thumb (1936)
At first i though i don’t know Tom Thumb, but then i realised it’s the same type as Thumbling. This ComiColor animated short film adaptation of the fairy tale is mostly just local slapstick akin to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, instead of a grand adventure to learn a lesson like in the original fairy tales. The longest route he took is through a goat’s arse.
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Smile Pretty, Say Pink
This time the Panther is not a pest, this time the Panther is the law. The white dude came to the park to photo stuff and refuses to pay photo fee. So Panther working in the fee booth starts to harass him. There are some decent jokes.
Pink, Plunk, Plink
Now Pink Panther too reached a concert episode, and at the same time animation over public domain music episode. This one is similar to The Band Concert, there is a life show, and like dolan Pink tries to butt-in. Mute slapstick animated short where hand each other written notes to communicate. It’s also full of absurdist jokes. It is decent fun overall, but the ending is awesome.
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The Pink Blueprint
Wow, this is so weird. After going forward to a more generic more modern carton, The Pink Panther series of animated shorts reversed its course, and we are back to Panther and the small uncoloured guy fighting over colour in an abstract void. It’s full of slapstick and absurdist jokes on a construction site, and it is way above-average funny.
Great Tank / グレートタンク (SNK 40th Anniversary Collection / Steam / Iron Tank)
It’s a top down one-way action game, an arcade tank simulator. It’s kinda based on the T.A.N.K. so it can be considered a port or a sequel, since it has story ties to it. And turns out Ikari Ikari is in the same continuity as that game, because the tank is controlled by one of the dudes. Like all rotary turret games it just does not work with Famicom controls scheme. There’s only two buttons, one…
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Vitamin Pink
This time Pink Panther sells some snake oil for profits. Especially to all criminals. It’s somehow set in wild west and modern times at the same time.
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
I’ve played 13+1 Mario games, and watched all three films. But just the second new continuity film jumps so far that i know nothing about any of this. I remember Bowser Jr. from Fury World, and he is a play on Koopalings from SMB3 anyway. But i’ve never played the Yoshilorian and Baby Mario game. Most of the animation looks fine. I saw Rosalina and i remembered, “ugh, Peach did look terrible in…
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Ali Baba (1936)
This ComiColor animated short is based on Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. It’s very short and abridged, to the point where there’s no explanation why Baba decided to go after the armed bandits. Forty of them. It’s mostly simple slapstick. And then the came joke is done in a more generic way, when there was an opportunity for a camel-specific version of the joke.
They Will Kill You
Ok, so this is another The Most Dangerous game, but this one is damn hellfire. The script is good, the story is awesome, the plot is fine. The action is great and the cinematography is on point. The acting is pretty fine. The rule of cool tramps the believability, but who cares when it is so cool? One of the best movies of this year. The first best movie i saw this year (excluding non-fiction).
The Bride!
Someone tried to make the shit but ended up making a shit. It’s loud obnoxious and pointless. It’s like as if Spielberg tried to make a John Waters film, but do it louder and on higher budget, with zero sincerity, while having none of the acting talent, inviting instead some faceless hacks like Gosling, Gyllenhaal or Farrell. What lengths people won’t go, just to own the libs. Even make a…
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Pink Pistons
It is a car-centric abstract slapstick The Pink Panther animated short. Panther buys a used car and gets a Herbie. There are pretty obvious continuity errors. It is decently fun.
Moving Day (1936)
It’s a pretty generic animated slapstick adventure of Goofy, Dolan and Mickey. They didn’t pay rent so the want to take all the furniture and flee. There are only a few jokes and each goes for far too long. I didn’t find any of this to be funny.
Pink Punch (1966)
Having a mute Pink Panther animated short with a lot of written text cards feels very odd in the paradigm where there were many narrated Pink Panther cartoons, and shorts where Panther speaks. And this one is probably more abstract than even the early cartoons, because in this one the panther is fighting a colour. The design of the character is so strong it made the colour pink cool.
Halo: Age of Retribution
This short story takes place during Halo 2. This is written in 2024, and they still live in the past. And it’s not like it adds much. The event of elites being demoted was already portrayed in the game. It is written in first person for a big chunk of it, until the protagonist dies. And then it ends on nothing. While it pretends it has a very meaningful ending. No idea what they meant by that. I…
Humpty Dumpty (1935)
So, i actually know Humpty Dumpty. First of all it was translated by the premium party-approved soviet writer and translator. The dude so popular (on top of being promoted by the party), that the number of cartoons based on his works almost matches the number of ComiColor shorts. Then, it is tied to Alice, Muffin the Mule, and Mother Goose. And of course there are soviet cartoons based on the…