Tsukasa Fan

Artist, Writer, scatter brained girl. TF doesn't hate, TF doesn't discriminate. Fandoms: .hack (mostly Sign) Full Metal Alchemist The Lion King Harvest Moon Rune Factory Ships: Dylas x Doug (Rune Factory 4)

[tsukasafan]

I rose from the dead to give you a meme I made

[tsukasafan]

you know humanity is in the pits when a video game AI yeets out of her own game

[tsukasafan]

I rise from the dead because of something kinda random.

So I have a regular customer at both my jobs who was telling me a while back about the space program opening back up, and how he was going to apply to be an astronaut. I wished him luck and told him to get back to me with any news. Months later, he came back to me saying that he got an email back from NASA that he is still being considered, and then he told me that he told them that he would be willing to go to Space for free, that they would not have to pay him, that he would be donating himself to science.

And NASA is considering that.

So that made me think about Markiplier and how he would volunteer to go into space if given the chance.

So I thought he would like to know, but nowhere I go seems to accept direct messages to him.

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[soulpuunk]

[brianmayoucease]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED IN LIFE THANK YOU

[princesstigerbelle]

How can you forget……

Her????

[blue-shyguy]

[princesstigerbelle]

@gentlemantmillz

[everythingfox]

This is my favourite thing

(Source)

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[star-captain]

@mooseings

[izhunny]

The Sea Lion King.

[stellarsquid]

Tiny DM.

[tsukasafan]

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[kemeeley-deactivated20200120]

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

[squeedge]

My family

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

[sizvideos]

[tunte]

Why

[loremerchant]

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

[tha-spaso-koupes]

holy shit

[justalifelongphase]

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

[gician]

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

/quick safety announcement

[nijuukoo]

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

[kiokushitakaa]

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

[nellipusen]

can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.

[phantomrose96]

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

[phantomrose96]

Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

[puppetmaster55]

roy’s reaction is literally

[phantomrose96]

Spot the difference

[tsukasafan]

@bequille

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[garbage-empress]

*Rabbit hops up to garden to eat some delicious lettuce and finds it covered in blood*

Rabbit, under breath: what the fuck…

[typhoidmeri]

Results may vary.

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

‪your creations inspire and bring joy, even if for now it is just to yourself, so please try your best to never stop creating, and to not be discouraged ‬

[ppitte]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[starwarsgraphictee]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

wait for it………..

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sound up.

[nentuaby]

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

[ecmajor]

I was looking at the doduo tag on e621 to see what the situation was and then i pretty much died when i found these hybrids

I really haven;t laughed as much as i’m currently laughing at the name “Dorb” in quite some time

thanks internet