cheer you up !

[tsunyan]

took a nap at the pokemon center and came back and the commander was still there. somehow her fucking purugly was easier to take out than that FUCKING budew.

[tsunyan]

dude i'm just a novice pokemon trainer why does shit happen to me

[tsunyan]

so i kick the guy at the door's ass, he locks himself in, i go wander off because like. whatever?? fine??? i bump into two more clowns in stupid outfits and they lose to me as well because i spent HOURS in that fucking mine training my pokemon to not eat shit, and they immediately run off, leaving. another key. behind.

hello?

[tsunyan]

i'm curious at this point so i go back to the windworks and let myself in and there's more clown outfit guys. ok. they all insist on battling me. ok. i make it to the last room in the building and there's these two people arguing with each other???? one of them is like. clearly more in charge than anybody else so far. they notice me, the in charge one says the other one (who looks familiar?? when the fuck would i have met them???) should Prove Themselves by fighting me.

okay. sure. whatever. this fucking weirdo has a glameow and two budew?? of all fucking things??? somehow one of these budew rocks piper's shit, despite everything, and then HOLDS ON THROUGH THE REST OF MY FUCKING TEAM.

[tsunyan]

being real tho i think i'm the saltiest about the fact they kicked my ass and then immediately went back to screaming at their boss. like #mood but also cmon man

[tsunyan]

dude i'm just a novice pokemon trainer why does shit happen to me

[tsunyan]

so i kick the guy at the door's ass, he locks himself in, i go wander off because like. whatever?? fine??? i bump into two more clowns in stupid outfits and they lose to me as well because i spent HOURS in that fucking mine training my pokemon to not eat shit, and they immediately run off, leaving. another key. behind.

hello?

[tsunyan]

i'm curious at this point so i go back to the windworks and let myself in and there's more clown outfit guys. ok. they all insist on battling me. ok. i make it to the last room in the building and there's these two people arguing with each other???? one of them is like. clearly more in charge than anybody else so far. they notice me, the in charge one says the other one (who looks familiar?? when the fuck would i have met them???) should Prove Themselves by fighting me.

okay. sure. whatever. this fucking weirdo has a glameow and two budew?? of all fucking things??? somehow one of these budew rocks piper's shit, despite everything, and then HOLDS ON THROUGH THE REST OF MY FUCKING TEAM.

[tsunyan]

dude i'm just a novice pokemon trainer why does shit happen to me

[tsunyan]

so i kick the guy at the door's ass, he locks himself in, i go wander off because like. whatever?? fine??? i bump into two more clowns in stupid outfits and they lose to me as well because i spent HOURS in that fucking mine training my pokemon to not eat shit, and they immediately run off, leaving. another key. behind.

hello?

[tsunyan]

dude i'm just a novice pokemon trainer why does shit happen to me

[tsunyan]

guy: i'm not gonna let you in here me: guy: okay fine i GUESS i'll battle you for it

[tsunyan]

cannot FUCKING wait to get that bicycle you people have no idea

[tsunyan]

lmfao roark gave this stupid speech about being embarassed i beat him?? isn't that the point dude???

also on my way out this person with INCREDIBLE resting bitch face nearly mowed me down. saluting. may you be free soon.

[sinnoh777]

HE PULLED THE SAME SHIT WITH ME like ok?? Quit your job and stop gatekeeping rock smash with your fucking concussion monster then???

[tsunyan]

right like if you hate it so much get those two kids in your lobby a trenchcoat and appoint them leader

[tsunyan]

lmfao roark gave this stupid speech about being embarassed i beat him?? isn't that the point dude???

also on my way out this person with INCREDIBLE resting bitch face nearly mowed me down. saluting. may you be free soon.

[tsunyan]

FINALLY

[tsunyan]

crawls out of the mine covered in blood. if i cannot defeat roark with my pokemon i am going to collapse that godforsaken hellhole

[tsunyan]

WHAT IS THIS MAN'S POTIONS BUDGET WHY IS HE SPENDING SO MANY ON ME

[tsunyan]

crawls out of the mine covered in blood. if i cannot defeat roark with my pokemon i am going to collapse that godforsaken hellhole

[tsunyan]

who the fuck is blocking the gate with their budew i have training to suffer perform

[tsunyan]

ok i went in here to train and all but i cannot walk TEN STEPS without a zubat jumping my ass and confusing all of my pokemon.

[tsunyan]

who the fuck is blocking the gate with their budew i have training to suffer perform

[tsunyan]

:/

[tsunyan]

wish me luck i'm heading out to try and catch SOMETHING that'll survive long enough to get me my badge

[tsunyan]

aight here we fuckin go. piper BETTER be strong enough at this point or i'm going home.

[tsunyan]

wish me luck i'm heading out to try and catch SOMETHING that'll survive long enough to get me my badge