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[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

pronouns: she/her but in the same way men talk about boats. i was built in 1932, have 15 horsepower and am currently setting off to the outer hebrides against a strong headwind

[awesomegirl2001-deactivated2024]

Who up & searching for a sense of belonging

[naamahdarling]

I’m sorry I can’t read that book you recommended. Yeah, no, it’s just that beginning something new that I don’t know if I’m in the mood for is to me what plastic bags are to horses and if you play 30 seconds of an unfamiliar audiobook I WILL spook and break two of my legs.

[naamahdarling]

I can’t even bring myself to read books I WANT to read, what the fuck makes anyone think they have more power over me than the dopamine-sucking rat inside my own brain? You say a movie is super good and want me to watch it so we can talk about it? No. That’s homework now. My brain selects what is Acceptable based on something between ornithomancy and letting a cat knock over some cups. Nobody understands it. I am ruled by it. Doctors refuse to adequately medicate me for it. I will watch the latest Pixar movie when and only when you prop my corpse in front of the television and the coins fall off my eyes.

Yes this is about ADHD.

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

So a year or two ago i attempted to calculate character ages for a fandom that didnt have any and posted my mess of 1am math but they all really liked it so i did it again but this time for KFP

The Math

The headcanon ages:

[xolaanii]

Kung Fu Panda (2008) dir. Mark Osborne

[lulubellule-kfp]

Summer 2022 KFP gijinka studies ~

Edit: THEIR NAMES ARE CANON I DIDN'T CREATE THEM 🙈

Once again thank you to NOT use and repost my art, really, I’ll see it.

[chaossmith2]

"Where's the Dragon Warrior?"

Haven't done digital painting in a while, so here's one to celebrate KFP 4's announcement! ;P

[tteaa15]

why is he kinda

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their father / son dynamic is so important to me . we dont talk about this scene nearly as enough as we should

[lyrashii]

Vanessa's Birthday

It’s her birthday. Happiness never comes to her on birthdays. Nobody celebrates with her, at least, not the people she wants to celebrate with. It has been like this for 14 years. 14 years since her last happy birthday. Now all she does on her birthdays is work and sleep. She sits down at the security desk and slumps in her chair, tired.

“23…” She tells herself, trying to comprehend it. It’s all that’s been on her mind. “23 is nothing special, so why dwell?” she thinks to herself, wondering why she can’t let it go. Deep down, she knows why.

She blew out the birthday candles. The cake was beautiful. The pink frosting with a cat’s face neatly drawn on top, as well as the sprinkles were everything she wanted. The kitchen table was covered in presents and confetti. This was her perfect, happiest day.

“Happy birthday Vanessa!” Caitlyn exclaimed, patting Vanessa on the head and smiling at her. “I can’t believe you’re 3 already, you’re growing so fast!”

“Three!!!” Vanessa shouted excitedly. Caitlyn picked up the knife that was on top of the kitchen counter, walked to the table and started cutting into the cake. Vanessa started giggling from excitement. To her, there was nothing more amazing than her mama’s baking. Caitlyn placed a large piece of cake onto a plate and put it in front of Vanessa. Vanessa’s eyes lit up with awe. Caitlyn took the candle out of the cake slice and handed Vanessa a fork. Vanessa stared at the candle in her mama’s hand. The candle was in the shape of a three.

“Mamaaaaaa?” Vanessa called out.

“Yes, darling?” Caitlyn replied, walking to the counter.

“Ae you three as well?” Vanessa asked.

“Huh?”

“Are you three as well? Like me?” Vanessa asked again, curiosity rising in her voice.

“Oh, sweetie… I’m a bit older than that.” Caitlyn responded, smiling.

“Four?” Vanessa perked up.

“I’m older than that, take a guess.”

“I can’t go past five…” Vanessa stated, looking ashamed.

“Aw, sweetie…” Caitlyn said, walking over to Vanessa. “Your mama is twenty-three years old, a lot older than you.” She held Vanessa’s cheek in her hand. Vanessa lifted her hand and tried to count twenty-three with her fingers

“So are you an old woman?” Vanessa asked, confused. “You don’t look like granny.”

“Oh, Ness… I’m not an old woman yet, not for a while. Twenty-three is young.” Caitlyn told her, amused.

“But you said you were old…”

“I’m older than you, but I’m not old yet.”

“Hmmmm… Okay!” Vanessa responded. She grabbed her fork and started to eat the cake, still trying to count with her other hand. “Would you like cake mama?” She asked Caitlyn, her mouth stuffed with cake.

“Not now sweetheart, daddy’s home. I’ll try some later when we’re alone, m’kay?” Caitlyn half-whispered. Vanessa nodded, smiling. Caitlyn kissed Vanessa on the cheek and walked back to the kitchen counter. Vanessa continued stuffing her mouth with cake and counting.

“Mama…”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[tteaa15]

OMFG !!!!! they slayed this 😭😭

[tteaa15]

hi ebony

hello lyra shee eighty seven

[wanderingfairy73]

[adhdbri]

[tteaa15]

was meant to sort my bed out 30 mins ago and have been scrolling through tumblr looking at adhd memes . the irony

[tteaa15]

[purplespaceace]

having adhd

[tteaa15]

thinking about lemony snickers

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jesus christ

[tteaa15]

thinking about lemony snickers

[fanonical]

when lemony snicket wrote ‘i will love you if i never see you again, and i will love you if i see you every tuesday’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clock’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you until every fire is extinguished and until every home is rebuilt form the handsomest and most susceptible of woods’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how i discover what happens to you’