♥ t h e a r t

eyo

[torracat]

both of these are how ur cat feels about being in ur bedroom

[gooodlongtime]

[kylos]

Tyra Banks as Eve in Life-Size (2000)

[itsfunnytome]

[sianbritton]

[hellsung-deactivated20140923]

Goddamn thats a nice fucking doorknob.

[in-my-mouth]

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! TEMPTING!!

[bowlingforsoup-deactivated20140]

one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

[markantonys]

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]

[ghostslostinwhatever]

[sacred-dwellings]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Sheet music is just a sound recipe.

[arialis]

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[glitterweave]

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

why they keep doing her like this

[bornagainsatanist]

Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

“And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”

[surprisebitch]

some horny gay really had too much time in their hands

[soyouwanttoplaytheflute]

[weirdmageddon]

[notlostonanadventure]

I can only imagine watching this stoned

[punishmedolans]