dude i used to go so hard working on these holy pink font
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dude i used to go so hard working on these holy pink font
I WANNA BE INTERTWINED—
HAMZAH & READER HEADCANNONS
In your recent posts, your fans notice your... interesting interactions with Hamzah. You couldn't be just friends, right?
friends to ???
Requested
what do you use for the fake youtube pics 😭😭😭 im trying to make my own fics but im struggling
hi so actually I'm insane and i change the title of a private video i posted some time ago and get the likes, views from other popular videos that have the amounts I'm interested in that are on YouTube then connect everything together in gimp on my pc. idk if there's a more efficient/easier way to do it but yeahh same with the comments - i comment stuff on my private video then hide the account name and stuff...
and for the Minecraft post i might or might not have literally made a new creative world and built the stuff myself as well as faked my inventory for the crafting screenshot as well 😭😭 yeah if you find something that's more effective do tell me because I'm dedicating a lot of time to fake these screens people probably look at for like 10 seconds most
Building a rectangle house with my enemies 💀
Y/n: “Hello gamers, what’s up. Today we’re starting a brand new survival world, and yes, I did in fact drag three people into this mess with me. Two of them know what they’re doing. One of them... is Mandy.”
Cut to Minecraft title screen, then loading into the world.
Martin (VC): “New world smell. Don’t ruin it yet.” Hamzah: “Too late. Mandy just punched a bee.” Mandy (deadpan): “Do you punch with right click? Or—sorry. Left click? Ow. How do I stop it from attacking me?”
Everyone in a meadow near a forest.
Hamzah: “Alright bois and girlbosses, we speedrun wood.” Martin: “Someone get tools, someone get food. Mandy, go... um. Look around.” Mandy: “Can I collect these plants? What if I made a flower garden? Or can you do crops?” Y/n (laughing): “Literally building Stardew Valley while we starve. Yeah, Mandy if you punch the grassiest grass, you might get wheat seeds. Get a bunch—I’ll make you a hoe and show you how to grow stuff.”
Mandy: “Why doesn’t this make a chair.” Hamzah: “Bro get the hella outta here with that IKEA crafting.”
Cuts to a janky birch shed.
Martin: “Guys it’s getting dark—”
Y/n: “We have a house! Kind of.”
Hamzah: “This is a rectangle…”
Y/n: “Wow, so picky. At least you have a roof and a warm bed. Be grateful—there are children in active warzones right now.”
Mandy: “I think it’s giving modern minimalism.”
Hamzah: “I think it’s giving hospital waiting room.”
(Y/n places four beds in a row.)
Martin: “Why are the beds all snuggled up like that? Is this a double date?”
Y/n (laughing): “It’s a team-building exercise.”
(Hamzah’s character immediately picks the bed next to hers.)
Martin: “Oh my god. Is it because you’re lovers?”
Hamzah (without missing a beat): “No. And quick PSA: just because someone roasts you on vacation doesn’t mean they love you. Probably.”
(Beat. Y/n silently places a torch over his head.)
Y/n: “Okay anyway—food tomorrow or we die. Mandy, I’m gonna teach you how to garden and fish.”
Mandy: “I don’t like these sounds… growling. Wait—is this a creeper? Is that like what’s on one of Y/n’s hoodies?” (Zombie groan. Explosion. Cut to death screen.) Y/n: “Okay well. RIP Mandy.” Mandy: “That was a jumpscare. You didn’t tell me this game had jumpscares.” Martin: “You walked up to a creeper and said ‘what’s that lil green guy.’”
Cave: mining, armor, etc.
Hamzah: “Me and Martin are gonna explore this cave like men.” Martin: “Let the record show I did not agree to this phrasing.”
Y/n and Mandy build up top. Mandy places torches at odd angles
Y/n: “Mandy, you placed torches like we’re summoning Herobrine.” Mandy: “Maybe I am. He seems nice.”
Hamzah finding diamonds and instantly getting humbled by lava.
Hamzah (after yelling, high pitched): “Gamer moment. Near-death experience. I got humbled.
Y/n trying to tame a wolf, wasting 15 bones and having it run away
Y/n: “Alright. Running away after getting so much bone. Guess this one was a bitch…”
Martin falls in a hole:
Martin: “God I hate gravity.” Hamzah: “That’s not gravity, that’s just being dumb.”
After having found a village, Y/n puts a villager in a boat
Y/n: “This is Kurtis, our mayor. Do not touch him.” Mandy: “I fed him wheat. He didn’t say thank you.”
Ending
Y/n: “Alright gamers, we survived our first Minecraft day. Mostly. Sorry Mandy.” Mandy: “Sorry me??” Martin: “Next episode we’re either building a proper maximalist base or dying in a cave. Place your bets.” Y/n (to camera): “If you liked this gameplay, thought it was like… Gnarly? Like and subscribe. Comment your favorite professional boxing star and tell Mandy she’s doing amazing. If you don’t believe that—don’t lie. But if you do, let her know. She is amazing. Let’s get some Mandy love in the comments.”
Mandy smiling shyly at the camera. Cut to outro music—slowed down replay of her trying to craft a chair.
Gumball and Penny - part two
wow I haven't posted in a long time i should probably write something do y'all still fw me or is my five minutes over
Gumball and Penny - part one
warnings: mention of porn existing, swearing?
a summer vacation, discombobulation
A closeup of Martin's face, a serious tone.
"hello guys. welcome to the fricking... vlog. we are going on summer vacation with my beautiful girlfriend Mandy. And i guess also Hamzah is here and Y/n is also here. welcome." (applause sound effect)
Hamzah filming a sleepy Y/n in her plane seat.
"little miss vacation, obviously asleep" camera turns to face him, uncomfortably close up before she takes it from him. "obviously guys you can see who's the real influencer here and it's me. it's me and Martin. the girls are just... embarrassing, truly. Mandy's reading a book already and Y/n is fighting sleep, not gamerlike. I know girls have it different and... different hormones, i guess they turn on airplane mode like you do in your phon-"
the clip gets cut off, interrupted by a video of the view through the airplane window and a laughter sound effect.
A quiet drive to the destination, Y/n recording, showing everyone except her (and the uber driver) asleep, the camera points to Hamzah before back to her. "who's sleeping like an embarrassing little hoe now? not much gamerlike" she whispers.
A different part of the car ride, showing Hamzah and Martin entertaining a conversation with the uber driver in the most abstract way possible.
“So what’s the best beach out here?” Martin asked, leaning forward like he was on a travel show.
"All of them" the driver shrugged "just not the touristy ones. those are.... how you say- hella lame." he laughed.
From the back, Hamzah snorted. “Boi, not hella lame.”
Martin grinned. “You heard the man. We want the local experience. Point us to the least Instagrammed coastline.”
The driver smiled in the mirror. “You people are funny.”
“We get that a lot,” Hamzah deadpanned. “But only in France.”
Y/n turned her head to the window, trying not to laugh as Martin launched into a story about the time he “accidentally” got locked out of a hostel in Lisbon. By the time they pulled up to the Airbnb, the driver was offering them a discount for “being so unserious.”
Martin showing off the Airbnb once they arrived
"MTV Cribs: but if we were broke and we were in the foreign vacation edition" He said with a dumb smirk as Y/n followed him with a camera, asking questions.
"What's your favorite french dish?"
"I'm gonna have to say... mug" he smirked, referencing Demi Lovato.
during the tour suddenly hamzah could be heard yelling:
“Boi what the hell?—y’all gotta come see this.”
Everyone rushes in expecting a bug or a broken AC, but instead they find him standing in front of a massive canvas painting of a goat wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt, posed like it’s the Mona Lisa.
He points dramatically. “Why he lowkey look like Martin tho.”
Martin walks in, squints at it, then nods. “Damn. That goat got my side profile.”
Hamzah starts filming it up close like it’s a documentary. “This right here is Goatmar. Protector of the house. Protector of the vibes.'
"hey, but check this out because I'm a goat. this means I'm the goat, that i'm the greatest of all time" he smirked and tilted his head sideways with an eyebrow raise.
going evening grocery shopping with Martin getting distracted and wanting to buy a fugly amongus themed shirt, Y/n and Hamzah fighting over what drinks to get and Mandy being the responsible adult person, actually making sure they get the stuff they need.
A montage of the first day at the beach and everyone struggling with sunscreen. Mandy reading a book and tanning, Hamzah trying to catch her off guard and throw Y/n in the water. mixed with shots recorded by martin of himself buying drinks for everyone.
Y/n on her sunbed complaining about getting life-changing sunburn, covering herself with a towel and threatening to never go on vacation like this ever again.
early evening on the Airbnb's balcony. crickets acting as white noise for hamzah's secret recording of y/n he's taking sneakily with his phone. she's on her chair, eyes closed and tank top straps off her shoulders as she hits her weed pen.
"caught in 4k" Hamzah teased
"I'm vibing, let me live" she responded without even looking at him.
"that's what they all say... right before they start talking to trees" he zoomed in on her face. she lifted a lazy middle finger to the camera "ohhh helll nahhh.... girl. see guys?" he turned the camera to face him. "that's family friendly youtubers for you. friendly for the family when there making money off it. but well? not really. really great, Y/n. what's next? swearing?" her snicker could be heard.
Martin joins them through the sliding door, proudly holding up a portable Bluetooth speaker. "guys, you'll never believe where it was"
"where was it?" Mandy asked "MarTin i swear, if you say the fridg-"
"it was in the fridge! i forgot i put it there."
"why did you put a speaker in the fridge?" Hamzah asked
"to cool it off, that's how it works, right? cause it was hot from the sun. tell me that's not how it works" he sat down next to Mandy. "why wouldn't it work like that?"
Hamzah panned the camera from Martin to the setting sun before back to Y/n who just took another hit of her pen.
"ayy, she do be vibin tho."
A dinner, Hamzah and Martin Insisted on making "the real gigi hadidi pasta". they laugh around while vlogging the whole thing on Y/n's camera.
A late night barefoot walk on the beach, taking cute photos, having a deeper conversation, waves crashing and adding a soft ambiance. Y/n walks behind to record them candidly, quickly shut down by Hamzah noticing her staying at the end, a glimmer of worry in his eye before he realizes she's recording and yells at her to "stop acting emo" which they both laugh off.
Y/n sneakily recording Hamzah and Martin doing a tiktok dance together, incredibly locked in despite it being the fifth try already.
Mandy opening an online blind box, crashing out when she gets an incredibly ugly one she didn't want.
A montage of everyone packing, including Hamzah throwing Y/n's bikini at her in the background of one clip.
Mandy and Y/n giving sincere vacation recap thoughts while getting ready together
A clip of them getting a group selfie taken by a stranger who didn't speak English and laughing every next sentence off.
the outro
"Alright, that's it. that's the vlog. see you next week orr- month, or year-" Y/n said, cut off by Hamzah pushing his head against hers to fit in the frame.
"And don't forget to leave a like and subscription and comment- comment if you think Slushy Noobz is the better channel or comment if you think Yourusername is, but hey. i think we already know what the answer's gonna be."
a glitched out freeze frame of Martin sneezing ending the video off.
just posted some stuff wow it's very raw but I'll polish it up a little once I post first part but i need to feel pressure to motivate myself to finish writing part one
Gumball and Penny
A hamzah x influencer!reader fic.
SMAU, fem reader, y/n.
MASTERLIST:
⋋✿ ⁰⁰ - reader core
⋋✿ ⁰¹ - part one
⋋✿ ⁰² - part two
series suspended </3
!Influencer reader x hamzah
fem reader, friends to lovers, smau.
。.゚!Influencer reader core *・↝
Y/n , Yourusername.
★ YouTube ★ Twitch ★ Minecraft ★ Vlogs ★ Canadian ★ pet person ★ thrifting ★ underconsumption ★ lwk a stoner ★ diy ★ 600k on YouTube
i am that one person ☝️
just for u I'm in the process of writing it 💋
i wanna write a influencer reader x hamzah thing like a smau would just one person here be interested in that or nah?
The Three-Meeting theory: MEETING THREE
word count: 2,5k
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: After being ghosted for a month Y/n finds herself entertaining the conversation with the last client at closing time on a Friday. A client who just happens to be Hamzah.
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“The Three-Meeting theory” is genuinely so good and very different ur suck a good writer
thank you so much this means a lot to me ❤️ also this message reads just like if i tried to compliment myself and wrote it anonymously, made me giggle a little ❤️😭 lovelovelove u
The Three-Meeting theory: MEETING TWO
word count: 1,7k
𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Trying to clear her head after a breakup by going to a friend's party leads to an unexpected reunion.
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The Three-Meeting theory
a short series by ttlynotme
Hamzah x fem reader
The Three-Meeting Theory suggests that meaningful connections follow a temporal pattern based on psychological readiness.
The first meeting occurs when the person holds no emotional significance - our minds are unreceptive, and recognition is minimal.
The second occurs when one or both individuals are emotionally unavailable or developmentally unaligned, making connection impossible despite potential.
The third meeting happens when both are ready - mentally, emotionally, and circumstantially - allowing deep recognition and bonding to occur.
This theory emphasizes that timing, not just compatibility, governs relational depth.