once upon a time

Gypsy descendent Mother of creatures A mystery wrapped in a conundrum

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Missing how tumblr used to be

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Work since 4am

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La in july

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Loml

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Baby baby baby

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Whoever keeps hacking me just fucking stop it.

[supernovainitiated-deactivated2]

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

[s00tball]

http://s00tball.tumblr.com/ask

I’ll reply when I wake up ~ ❤️

[ttristanisacatt]

If me 10 years ago saw me now, I’d slap me for being a weak ass bitch.

[action52]

goku is gathering energy in new york rn

[action52]

buu about to get FUCKED up

[ttristanisacatt]

They just men in blacked all of queens

[buttart]

sluggo!!

[ttristanisacatt]

This is my cat bacon. He does not know his name.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ttristanisacatt]

Unpopular opinion

You don’t need to wait till it’s a new year to become a better person.

[writing-prompt-s]

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

[korpuscat]

Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again. 

Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.

[only-1-a]

Baby cries in the middle of the night

Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.

You: You bought it. You handle it.

[gwydionmisha]

That is what I call a fairy tale ending.

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

[sidestepup2thestreets]

omfg

[yaboispencer-deactivated2020092]

Do it!!!

[daddy-snuggle-me]

Please do it

[lilxlovelyxprincess]

!!!!

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

Thank you…

[ihatethatthisismyusername]

It actually made me smile

[sohotthateveryonedied]

I can’t stop smiling this made me feel way better than it should have 

[spp-hp-imagines]

In case you guys need it 💖

[savwillbeskinny-deactivated2017]

🖤

[xdeadly-thinx]

Awe that’s so cute everyone should use this 💜

[journalingana]

i’m crying in gym class and i don’t know how long it’s been since i’ve felt like this. use this, it’s the best 💘

[fragilesadness]

Try it please 💕

[hammeredcat03-deactivated201807]

I needed this right now

[ttristanisacatt]

I know I needed it … so here’s to hoping it brightens your day a little too

[ttristanisacatt]

I’d be there in a heartbeat beautiful

Is this to my caming question