Twice Incorrect Quotes

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Sana: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

Sana: That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Sana, concerned: What do you mean??

Mina: They’re both a kilogram.

Sana: …but steel’s heavier than feathers.

Dahyun and Momo: But they’re both a kilogram.

Sana: What……

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Sana, standing in front of a scale: It doesn’t prove anything, i– steel’s heavier than feathers!

Jeongyeon: I know, but, they’re both a kilogram, right? So they’re the same!

Sana: But–but look at the size of that, that’s cheating!

Chaeyoung: They’re the same weight.

Sana: …but steel’s heavier than feathers

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Sana: Jihyo, tell them.

Jihyo: They’re right. They’re both a kilogram. What is it you don’t get?

Tzuyu: Sana, are you alright?

Sana: I don’t get it…

Nayeon: It’s alright.

Sana, afraid: I don’t get it…

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[Chaeyoung refuses to get a divorce after getting drunk & married in Vegas]

Dahyun: Alright, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you’re asking of me.

Chaeyoung: I’m asking you to do me a favor.

Dahyun: You are asking me to be your wife!

Chaeyoung: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor!

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Mina: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the universe stays the same.

Tzuyu, eating a sandwich: Kill two.

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Nayeon: I lost Chaeyoung!

Jihyo: How did you lose Chaeyoung?!

Nayeon: Give me a break. She’s like two inches tall.

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Jihyo: I’m having a problem with this person.

Mina: Kill them.

Jihyo: No.

Mina: Then I will kill them FOR you.

Jihyo: NO!

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Chaeyoung: I’M DROWNING, HELP!

Jeongyeon: Calm down, it’s just six feet of water.

Chaeyoung: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL!

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Jihyo: [about Tzuyu] Deep down, she’s just a fragile little girl who wants to be liked.

Nayeon: She hit me with a dead squirrel.

Jihyo: We can find faults with all our friends if we nitpick.

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Jeongyeon: Hey guys, what time is it?

Dinah: Let me check.

Momo and Sana: *screams so hard the walls shake*

Mina: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING LIKE THIS AT 4 AM??!?

Dahyun: *turns to Jeongyeon * It’s 4 am.

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Sana: When you’re gay in your house with nobody else, you’re homolone.

Momo: When you’re bi and there’s nobody else around, you’re biyourself.

[Sana and Momo were removed from the groupchat]

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Momo: Mina, you’re bleeding out and are going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Mina, coughing: B… positive.

Momo, panic breaking through: I’m trying but you’re bleeding a lot!

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Sana: God, you’re SO clingy

Dahyun: YOU came into MY bed?!

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Jihyo: I know you snuck out last night, Momo.

Momo’s inner voice: Play dumb!

Momo: Who’s Momo?

Momo’s inner voice: Not that dumb!

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Chaeyoung: Obviously I’m the best kisser. Look at these lips.

Nayeon: No, I’m the best kisser. I’ve been told on multiple occasions.

Jeongyeon: Let’s just say we’re all good kissers. We’ll never know, unless we all kiss the same person.

Sana:

Sana: Dahyun can do it!

Tzuyu, raising her eyebrows with suspicion: Why Dahyun?

Sana, laughing nervously: Well, she’s the only one who has kissed a girl before. So obviously she’s the best judge.

Jihyo: Mmhmm…

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Momo: So? Who is the best kisser?

Sana, without thinking: Dahyun!

Twice: ...

Sana: Oh…you were asking Dahyun.

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Momo: My hair is getting too long.

Sana: I could cut it for you!

Momo: …You could?

Sana: Sure! I cut the other girls’ hair all the time.

Chaeyoung: When have you ever cut our hair?

Sana: You guys take a lot of naps.

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Nayeon: You rate the members of our band by appearance?!

Jeongyeon: Calm down, six.

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[twice playing monopoly]

Nayeon, screaming: I hate you!

Momo: Oh?! Well next time, don’t steal my monopoly!

Jeongyeon, sighing: Momo. Give Nayeon your $200. You landed on her property.

Momo: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal!

Nayeon: That’s not how you—

Nayeon, screaming: PLAY!!!

Chaeyoung, hesitantly: Dahyun …why is Nayeon screaming?

Dahyun: Shut the fuck up, Chaeyoung! You can’t talk to me after you stole my last railroad!

Chaeyoung, crying: I wish I was never born!

Jeongyeon: Me too!

[All scream]

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Momo: Yesterday I accidentally kicked Jeongyeon in the face and I couldn’t decide between saying “I’m so fucking sorry” or “are you okay?”

Momo: So I panicked and yelled “aRE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?”

Momo: It took Jeongyeon an hour to get up and Chaeyoung still hasn’t stopped laughing at me.