Lenchisus

Currently invested in M3GAN and Knights of Guinevere || still melting over the Re8 ladies on ao3 || Supercorp lives in my heart || I'm old enough 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈

[tu-sugar-mami]

Re8 Masterlist

I write for the ladies only, mostly f/f but I can also do gn. You're welcome to send your request 💖

I don't write nsfw, smut, incest, gore, extreme age gaps, non-con, kinks, extreme violence, etc.

I reserve the right to refuse a writing request.

##REQUESTS CLOSED## too much going on in my life rn I'm sorry

Sorry for taking so long to write, life has been and is still a bit wooshy and busy but here I am trying to give my everything!

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Alcina Dimitrescu:

•Foreign maid that doesn't understand Romanian

•Alcina tries to bring back the maid who died

•Maid who brings modern cleaning devices to the castle

•Alcina wonders why you stare at her lips, you're short sighted

•Alcina and a carpenter reader

•Yandere Alcina with a darling who's afraid of lightning

•You overhear Alcina say she's only using you, but is she really?

•Reader who can bring people back from the dead

•What if you weren't the maid Alcina is interested in?

•Alcina with an oblivious af beloved

•Alcina comforts you through a breakup, she does get the girl

•Chef reader whose weird tastes somehow fit with the Dimitrescu family

•Alcina with a heavily injured s/o

•Wealthy reader spends their time thirsting hard over the Lady (a spec of nsfw)

•Alcina having a doppelganger

•Alcina realizes her feelings for you thanks to the fear of losing you in an accident

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Donna Beneviento:

•Foreigner reader who stumbles upon the Estate.

•A Lord catches your eye at MM's meeting.

•Donna with a heavily injured s/o

•Youre in love, but oblivious. Thanks you a misunderstanding you go separate ways

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If you wish you can also support me on kofi and help me fix my laptop ✨

https://ko-fi.com/lenchisus

[elodieunderglass]

Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this

Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅

[elodieunderglass]

Tags that made me laugh

[ellscupcake]

She’s so wife bro

She’d cook and clean for you, trust.

[sirsealery]

imagine being abby in santa barbara. you think you've finally left your life from seattle behind, you've got this kid and he's nice enough, you're all each other have but you think you make a pretty good team. the fireflies and your new start are close, they're actually on a nearby island, sweet ! then you get kidnapped and enslaved by these fucking assholes, your kid has a crazy concussion and now all that's in front of you is picking fruit until you die of exhaustion. you try to escape, and when they catch you, they tie you both on pillars covered in skeletons. you lose an additional bit of hope you didn't even know you had as you're trapped on a pole on the beach, baking in the heat, starving, thirsty, and you know that all that's left for you is a slow death when you were so close to the life you so desperately wanted. you failed. failed owen, your dad, all your friends that died, lev, who's only 13 and has suffered so much because of your pipe dream. and one night you hear gunshots, fire, screaming where there usually isn't any. you're not really awake enough to process any of it, you're gonna die anyway. somebody comes stumbling around the beach, sand shuffling under their uneven steps, whispering and muttering almost incoherently. they stop under you, and you beg with parched throat and heavy tongue for help, maybe they've come to save you. your eyes crack open, lids feeling like they're tied to stones, and the sight before you takes a long moment to even register. there's a girl, drenched in blood and sunburnt and a little skinnier than someone should be. maybe she's another victim of the rattlers that escaped. but she glares up at you with hatred, so much that it almost physically hurts to look at. even in the dark, her eyes are familiar. scathing. you've seen those eyes before, twice, once while you took everything from her, and again after she took everything from you. why is she here? you spared her twice. you told her to go home. did she track you all the way here? what the fuck ...

[maymay-anderson]

HER SMILEE AAASHHWIRHSISJR IM TOUCHING MYSELF TONIGHT

[gwug]

Photo dump of today’s warmup get ready for more

[somebitchprobably]

Just one smooch

please

please

[loserlesbian-in-scissorcity]

It’s been almost three years and im still waiting for you to come back😔

[hexlee]

The horse upon coming back into existence and seeing a rainbow elf with a blue wolf-looking thing approach:

The horse when it saw a human pulling up:

[anarchistmemedistro]

[coffeecalliope]

A lot of companies that make things have two separate lines: consumer and enterprise. Consumer is for us poors that the company doesn't need to respect. You can buy more expensive, higher tier consumer items but it's just as fragile. You're paying for more bells and whistles. Enterprise grade is stuff that will actually last because it is often sold in a lot as part of a contract and the contract won't be renewed if the items suck. These things are often just not sold to consumers because why would you ever buy consumer-grade garbage if you could buy this?

For something like computers, this looks like how pricey "gAmiNG" laptops look all fancy but fall apart in about the same timeframe as the lower end laptops for students. But if you've ever handled the sort of laptops for banks or businesses, you'd wonder why laptops can't all be like this. People swear by Lenovo Thinkpads for a reason. Dell's Latitude (general productivity) and Precision (has the power of a gaming laptop but far less bs) lines, HP's probooks, all feel really nice and last for-fucking-ever. But you can't buy them in a store even if you wanted one.

So the trick is to buy what big organizations are buying, but you likely gotta get 'em secondhand when the orgs are done with them. For basic clothes, mil surplus might be a good port of call, for technology see an e-waste recycler or sometimes government auction (you just gotta know what to ask for; ThinkPads, Dell Latitude/Precision, HP Probook/Zbook). Otherwise try to thrift old, pre-enshitification items. The blanket I had as a kid is still going strong and has lived to bury multiple sets of newer bedding (which have worn thin and torn). Kitchen items, see if you can shop at a restaurant supplier.

TL;DR: if you need an item, think "which business needs these to function" and see where they 1) buy theirs (suppliers) or 2) sell their old ones (surplus) and buy that. If you can't do that, look at older, pre-enshitification things.

[meli-writes]

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

[mollyjames]

[abbystanaccount]

Post-game Abby, Firefly. Modded in game

[abbystanaccount]

christmas vibes

[abbystanaccount]

experimenting with a black top on Abby

[abbystanaccount]

cowgirl Abby

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[june-rambles]

needifer textposts

[abbystanaccount]

Doing a test with giving Abby new hair, started with a loose bang!