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hxllowedthief replied to your post “Not. A. Menace. Just cute. ”

“A cute menace”

Always-trying-to-steal-the-cane kind of menace, right?

brilliantoobleck‌:

“Ah, yes, mmmhmm…” He nods acting as if he can understand all of this. “Good! That’s great to hear! Keep it up! Next time you’re in Vale I hope you’re ready for a surprise! We’re almost done rebuilding the school!”

This is why Zwei likes Oobleck--he UNDERSTANDS the corgi. Knows what to say. So on, and so on.

Zwei wiggles all around and barks happily, spinning again in a few circles of delight. Almost done rebuilding Beacon!? He’s so excited!!

#brilliantoobleck #{ Crack } Cannons

toadistic

You know what really fucks over autistic kids? People always accusing them of being rude or having ‘a tone’ without explaining how what they said might be hurtful. Because it makes you grow up anxious in every social exchange, especially if you’re disagreeing with somebody. It could be the most calm exchange of views between friends, but every moment you’re overanalysing every little thing that comes out if your mouth.

Not. A. Menace. Just cute.

#dash commentary #handsoffthetail #teamoliv

brilliantoobleck‌:

“Ah, it’s good to see you! As active and faithful as ever I see! How have you been?”

Zwei has chased many squirrels, provided many towels and comfort snuggles to Taiyang Xiao Long, and has gone on quite a few adventures in the meantime. He wags his tail and barks, asking the same of one of his favorite non-familial humans.

#When my harddrive died I lost every single Icon I made for Zwei #so bear with me and my gifs #|D #{ Crack } Cannons #brilliantoobleck

brilliantoobleck‌:

“Hahahaha! I was wondering when I’d see you romping around again, old friend.”

friendfriendfriendfriend--!!!!!!

#brilliantoobleck #OH ITS FRIEND #hello!#The best Professor { Oobleck }#{ Crack } Cannons

teamoliv‌:

“HOW DID IT GET IN HERE!? IVORY, WHERE ARE YOU!? I NEED YOU TO EXECUTE SOMETHING!”

He’s crouched up on a table, claws out and ready to flood the room with indiscriminate razor wire.

Wait, wait....what does the other want to exterminate?! Is it a Grimm?!

Corgi begins to growl and bounces to his feet, looking around him to help the man whose growling fight a....Wait. Where is the man? Where’s the Grimm? Growling abruptly stops, and he plops his butt down, looking awfully confused.

#teamoliv #teamoliv - Onyx #;crackcannons