Characteristics of a specific layer of males in particular that just sends me to a stratosphere:
Middle-aged willfully ignorant cap-wearing fence-sitting gun&ball dad gamers with emotional intelligence and analytical skills of a brat 12 year-old teenager and argumentation of a toddler
Masq-pilled useless internet warriors going out of their way to make the most indirect beating-around-the-bush milquetoast stand from their fence against the obvious bad because they can be sure no one else will publicly judge them for it
The fucking "I know what I don't know, I bet they are as stupid as am I, so it gives me a license to shit on someone who I think is equally unknowledgeable" cunts
School bully brain residue carriers laughing behind the back of someone making genuine attempt at improving themselves.
Wasting too much time on Twitter randomly "calling out bad actors" because that is their equivalent of a "male protecting his space" without putting any actual fucking effort. Chest-beating pathetic stock trader vibe
Can talk your ear out about sports and cars, but ask them to do any basic theme analysis of the latest book they've read and they get immediately tired
Secretly playing Umamusume Horse Derby and Pokemon, while badly hiding this fact from their dad circle cuz it is not a cool male gaming activity
When someone is having a valid crashout about the state of the world and just venting next to them, they roll their eyes in annoyance and exhaustion because of "that person is not seeing the silver lining, they just want to be negative".
Any in-depth media analysis they encounter is "too negative".
Endlessly posting Trump gifs as reaction memes "cuz I actually hate him and use him a meme" as if there is not enough of the orange face being posted around
Random centrist spats while shaking their fist at the cloud
"I say what I want"-like pushback when they get called out for not reading the room with their drunk-uncle-truth-nuking talk derailing other conversations
"God I hate this guy" every time they see someone they decided to randomly dislike for a plethora of contrived petty reasons in the given week. When called out on this behavior (because it is obnoxious), they go on a defensive with the usual "leave if you don't like it, it is my space".
"I am not well versed in LGBTQA+/gay/women/[insert anything] stuff, but I have no problem with them either"
Overusing "weirdos" in their speech and labeling everything that is 2 inches outside of their comfort zone as "this is sooo weird"
Easily impressionable "I didn't know that these words have meaning" types
Switching into a sleep mode when people around them use a bit more T H E S A U R U S
Shit-talking cowards that cannot say fuck you to a person worthy of a "fuck you" in the same chatroom with them, because they might appear as an asshole as it might damage their digital circle and connections (it won't).
They love using their social media with their real name attached to it as a personal sloppy whiny scream bucket not realizing most of their content just indicates a general lack of therapy hours
Not realizing that their minor inconveniences are just minor inconveniences and other real people can see the entire spectrum of their endless bitching
Posting vague "people just don't get it........" silent screams for attention/help like it is still Facebook 2009. Talk to your wife, dude, it might help.
In a constant inconsistent hypocritical pendulum between "idk I liked it, not sure why others are mad" and "Idk why people liked this, this sucks"
They manage to find a modicum of sophistication (to them) in yet another Call of Duty to justify buying it every time
Fucking love military shooters in general
Have a wall of collectibles, some of which are just pure goonery
Thin-skinned enough to get personally offended by fictional characters being slightly rude. Not at them (in a videogame context), just talking rudely in general. Passive smoking profanity victims.
Probably have a podcast or a Youtube channel with other similar dads.
Calling out gamer behavior despite being one of the worst gamer specimen - the consequencelessly opportunistic spineless shit-talkers
Smart enough not to fall into using the rightwing rhetoric, but too dumb to being able to argument anything else beyond their misinformed surface level understanding of something.