TimeforRamen

I'm 20 yo, from Germany and I really love books, cats and JRock. I study psychology and yeah... that's really everything there is to know.

[black-raven200]

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[westarri]

“stats?”

[onlytwitterpics]

[aanniimmee-deactivated20141218]

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

im a level 56 emo. I cast 3 shadows and one of them isnt even mine. its an astral projection of pete wentzs shadow from 2008

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

white straight squire: ho wench what art thee doing ;-)

peasant girl: lest I in mine sleep chamber reading a booketh 

white straight squire: what would thee beest doing if ‘t be true i wast thither? lots of chuckle

peasant girl: i would not cease reading mine booketh

white straight squire: thee got me laughing sans intermission 

white straight squire: behold this un hath asked for painting of mine fiery shaft

[murhuedur]

[gimmethebeachboys]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[anagram-robot]

I made a friend! I think they’re a bot, but they don’t seem to want to tell me, which is perfectly fine. It doesn’t matter, I love my bot friends and human friends the same no matter what!

[bladeebitch]

Wholesome

[airframeextender]

anagram-bot: youre about to get robo-laid

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

[grawly]

ascending_shark.mp4

[scarletwitch]

Bingley had never met with pleasanter people or prettier girls in his life; every body had been most kind and attentive to him, there had been no formality, no stiffness; he had soon felt acquainted with all the room; and as to Miss Bennet, he could not conceive an angel more beautiful. 

— requested by anonymous.

[twitterlols]

[zechs]

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000