Sh!t Tufts CS Students Say

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pumping lemming? pump lemma?

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This suggests that minor denial-of-service attacks are frequently being used to settle personal vendettas.

http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~savage/papers/UsenixSec01.pdf

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Where did you see "fun" in "computational theory"?

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"Your vim is an IUD!"

Not quite.

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Came back from spring break. Found stuffed elephants in Halligan 116.

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PAM (R): the nectar of the TAs.

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I'm going to push SQL. I'm going to drive it like a Ferrari.

Couch (Database Systems)

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From a Student in Comp 11

One night, Sheldon started to cuss,

Because getting to sleep was a fuss.

As he lay there in bed,

Looping 'round in his head,

was: "while(!asleep()) sheep++;"

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When I was working with gcc in a very intimate way... you know, an old story about gcc. -O0 is a lack of trust. -O1 is local optimization. -O2 is function optimization. -O3 is a commitment to debug the optimizer!

Alva Couch

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COMP20

Yes Ming we have our laptops out.

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Invariants?

While grading Comp 40: a non Tufts grad student to me, "What on earth is an invariant?".

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Algorithms overload

AW: What do you think Aloupis would do if I raised my hand in class and asked, "Are you really all about that base case, 'bout that base case, no treble?" LA: He'd kick you out in constant time

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Courtesy of bay area alumni

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"You know when your in Comp11 and you type a little bit of C code just to see what it does? You know, without having to sacrifice animals to the C compiler gods"

Prof. Guyer

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Overheard in Halligan:

A: You know how they have Vagina Monologues? Dude, we should totally start a Sack Monologues. B: Sack Monologues? A: Yeah, like ball sacks! B: Then it should be Sack Dialogues, since there's two of them.