sam🐇⭐️🍎

EVERYTHING IS EMBARRASSING!

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What a useless fucking day I had😂

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So you guys know how WE are all going through one of those eras where all the people in our lives are simply putting up with us

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Like because I know a multiplicity of truths can coexist Im like one of the truths Im holding is that I 60% don’t fw him heavy and simultaneously Im clawing at the walls trying not to text him “I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE USING PROTECTION!!!!” Because what the fuck is your problem text me back whore

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Ivy Wolk is so clearly a demon from hell that it almost makes me feel Christian

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Omg was really upset that he wasn’t texting me I even posted about it three times but then I was like Samantha think about all the things you don’t like about him and all the stupid gross shit he’s said and done and now I really do feel better!!😭💖💖 avoidance is rlly a superpower😭💖💖💖

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I’m a feminist don’t get me wrong (walk with me) but sometimes people take the period thing too far like “when he puts your pad in your underwear for you🥺” Would I pre fold his toilet paper while he’s taking a shit? No

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I kin Becca from Pitch Perfect SO hard it’s actually not fucking funny like that bitch is me

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I just gotta get over it bruh god sent me a beautiful munch who writes poetry about me and buys me drinks and Im like But waittttt😭😭 BUT NOTHING BITCH!!!!!

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The way lorde dances changed my life

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Ok he texted me back it’s fine I’ve learned my lesson for today

FALSE ALARM🚨🚨🚨 false alarm guys

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GUYS NOOOOO IM IN TROUBLE AND I DID IT TI NY FUCKING SELFFFFFF okay see this is literally why Im never honest LOOK AT THE CONSEQUENCES

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NOOOOOO😭😭😭😭 backed myself into a corner by making a joke about how I never say anything nice to him and he replied “yeah what’s up with that actually” BROTHERRRR then I was like “no I just remembered two nice things I have said to you over the past week” and he said “maybe it’s on me for not remembering” okay OKAY can u not💔💔💔 like cause we really can’t get into my childhood wounds rn💔💔💔💔

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Oomf thinks she’s awesome😭

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That literally just did not happen to you like idk I can tell when someone is lying on the internet I usually let it slide but THAT DID NOT HAPPEN

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Deleted cause it was actually fine nvm

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Ok he called me in the phone just to talk and he’s sober and I like him 45% now. He was in the negative before