Welcome to Netherlands

Sex, drugs and alcohol, there's nothing he hasn't tried at least once. Welcome to the blog of Abel Jansen, better known as Netherlands. P.S. - Don't call him Holland and keep your hands off the scarf. [ APH Canon - Rated M for Mature ]

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Hej.

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“ Every man has their price. ”

“Yeah well mine’s too high for the likes of you to afford.”

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Watching the other casually, his head dipped down to hide his lips through the scarf tightly wrapped around his neck. Pondering such words, eyes narrowed however the facial expression they could have meant was all but impossible to read. “After all of these years, are you still bitter? I would have thought the giant lego washing up on my shore was a sign that we were fine.”

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This blog is my fave

[Thank you, Anon. I apologize that I have been away for so long.]

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[Oh. This account still exists.... Huh.]

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Please like and reblog.  Add your location when you reblog.  I will share this link with my cousin so she can help teach her class that even a private facebook photo can travel the globe.

nastyhobo93, kezan-raven, kaesa, toboldlyeh, leholana, aerylon, faetouchedinthehead, catsbeaversandducks, (seriously - just everyone do it!)

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Pennsylvania!

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Iowa.

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[Down under.]

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Netherlands

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[Hello, then.]

[Nearly 300 followers, that is quite the eye-opened to come back to, thank you all for following my blog. I am truly sorry that I have been away from everything and everyone, real life sort of bit me in the ass and my love for Hetalia was ruined by a very, very abusive person. From this, I have had to learn how to survive, gone to court and all around it's been a hell of an eye-opening experience. I am sorry I have worried many of you.

I will state for the record that I am okay -- I'm alive and unharmed. I've been trying to find my Netherlands muse again, although with the abusive person having played many of the Hetalia characters around me, I've become quite sour in many aspects of the series. This pains me to admit it, I assure you. I will try harder to be around more, seeing as how people still come around and have been flooding my inbox with the same questions of if I'm okay and they're worried. That has been majorly supportive and sweet of you all. 

I would like to also take this moment to greet all of my new followers and apologize for having not been there when they started following. It has been a struggle to regain what was ripped completely from me. I miss you all. I miss the threads and roleplays and everyone's silly comments about my headcanons.

I will try to be more active, perhaps with a little help, I can remember how to play Abel correctly. Remember something:

Abuse is not okay. Physical, mental or emotional.

Abuse is not okay. Physical, mental or emotional.

Abuse is not okay. Physical, mental or emotional.  ]

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Antagonist players are always so underrated. Every time they log in, the accept the fact that their hard work and efforts could be ended by someone for the sake of another’s amusement. That’s far more dedication to people’s RP and enjoyment than most would put forth. So next time you see one of these players, instead of shaming them for their choices, perhaps you should consider thanking them. In a way, they’re doing you a favor really, for without an antagonist, how can your character be the hero you want them to be?

Jackary Chaoti (via jackarychaoti)

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[Happy Christmahaunakwansika to all of my followers. Please have a fun and safe set of holidays for whatever you do celebrate. ]

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[Tumblr Why.]

[ I finally had a moment to sit down and go to reply to all of the threads I had saved up in my drafts (14+), knowing that I was not going to be able to get to them when things began to turn for the worst several weeks ago. Since Tumblr changed it's fancy looks, I've lost all of my threads and replies. -Nosebridgepinch.-

If you would like to continue, then by all means, note me and I will go digging through hell and back again to pick up where we left off, I know I've lost about 20~30ish followers from being inactive recently. It's been due to some very personal, very violent reasons that I am trying in desperation and failing to escape. I hope that as soon as this mess clears  up, I may return here and spend time with those I have come to enjoy speaking with and produce more entertainment for those that have found it in their interests to follow. I'm very sorry that this has taken me away from this blog, it pains me to keep people waiting and I do miss being active in this roleplay community.

Happy holidays to everyone who celebrates. Be well. ]

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[I was told to give three facts about myself. 1.) My life currently is insanely busy and I am on Tumblr less than I would like to be so I can personally meet and greet all those who follow me. 2.) Supposedly for the Tumblr Hetalia Fandom, I'm known for my headcanons. 3.) I read every tag on a reblog of my headcanons. So, those who you think you're being sneaky by leaving your comments there, especially the mean ones? Busted. There you go.]

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Headcanon: Whenever Denmark and Netherlands go out to eat fast food, they always get the toys from the kid's meal. After this, they end up playing with them instead of eating their food, especially if the toy has a projectile that can be launched at the other.

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Headcanon: Depending on how someone views a country is how they perceive that country's scent. For instance, some may say that Netherlands smells like the sea and fish, weed and cheap salt or a field of tulips.

[condomglitter]

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✔: A plot you would love to play out with your character ★: A blog you’d love to roleplay with ✖: A plot you would never do/can’t do with your character ♔: A character (in general) that you’d like to interact with ☀: Another Mun that you really admire/respect ☣: A pet peeve about...

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[I'm sorry I've been absent recently, Tumblr just hasn't particularly been a priority in my crazy life. For those waiting for a reply, I deeply apologize and I am here to offer you my Skype username if you would like to continue where I have had time to be much more responsive. Just toss me a message in my inbox. I hope everyone is well and for those fellow WoW players to enjoy the new expansion. Yes, I have Battletag is you would like that. Miss you all and hello to all of my new followers.]

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Allistor Kirkland

[User Tag]: allistor-scott-kirkland

[Character]: Allistor Kirkland - Scotland.

[Series]: Hetalia

[Version]: Present Day.

I met Allistor on another chat site out of Tumblr while I was actually Roleplaying Switzerland. We hit it off really well  and have been inseparable ever since. My first follower and the other person who dragged me onto Tumblr, I wanted to wait on speaking about him just for a few days.

His take on Allistor is insanely unique. He doesn't play him like the skinny, almost ditzy type that the fandom created. Instead, his Scotland is actually strong, well built, compassionate and at the same time, keeps the historical flow of the turmoil between he and his brothers, especially for all of your Arthurs out there. His take on the history is a lot more fundamental than just "Scotland raped his brothers, the end." in that cut and dry displeasure that most have generated about the Kirkland family. If you're looking for a far more in depth Scotland  and back stories as to why everything happened the way it did (and you want to feel terrible at the end, hug Scottie and cry)? This would be the perfect one.

There are a thousand and one things I could say about the Mun of this Allistor. We have been insanely close for so long that recently we were divided apart and it's been rough through day to day routines without each other. You will likely never meet a more caring, strong-hearted human being that loves to help and talk to people. From Mun to Muse, both are exceptional creations of life.

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SHAMROCKS AND CAKES

[User Tag]: ask-eirekirkland

[Character]: Eire Kirkland - Ireland.

[Series]: Hetalia

[Version]: Nyo!talia

Admittedly, aside from personal friends, this account was the first female I actually followed back. Unsure how she found me, but I am glad she did. I feel bad because I never seem to get to talk to her much outside of any of our threads, but seeing her around on my dash is pleasing. We are FIFA buddies!

Eire is a fun take on the female version of Ireland and is absolutely adorable. With that constant balance of mischief versus innocently playful, you never know what the character will end up getting into with you. It’s a new surprise every time I see her in different threads.

The Mun behind Eire always cheers me up when I’m feeling a little down. From her super kind words to her amazing roleplay talents, she always seems to be there to lend an ear. She’s highly approachable, so even if you are new or a veteran to Tumblr, she’ll take you with open arms, no matter what. Hell, she tolerated my horrible mistakes when I first started, that has to say something, right? Point being, if you want to smile about watching people on your dash? Eire should definitely be on there.

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With an irritated roll of his eyes followed by a frustrated noise from the back of his throat, the Dane squeezed their sides. “Don’t flatter yourself. I wouldn’t touch you down there if my life depended on it!” That was probably a lie but he wasn’t about to admit it. “Ready.”

Maybe he would have lowered his hands just to spite his friend, except it didn’t seem worth the hit he would surely take for blatantly disobeying. His eyes wandered upwards to study the other without them catching him. They were always so pretty. It didn’t seem logical for him to think of a man as being pretty, but he couldn’t help it. Abel was just a pretty being.

Another sigh rolled out of the blondes mouth. What the hell was he doing? “This helmet is making it like— two million degrees hotter,” Mathias complained, resting his chin against their shoulder. 

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Once Mathias had ahold of him, Abel gave a faint snort at the comment of flattering himself. Eyes glanced forward soon after, missing the Dane's gaze at the emerald optics. He couldn't gaze for very long, he'd get lost in the blue vision and the last thing he needed was to stare dumbly at Mathias.

The engine was turned over as the bike revved to life, although the next comment was not lost to him in the noise. "You'll be fine." He replied smoothly and leaned  forward, pulling the blond with him towards the motorcycle. 

For the man's sake, Abel started out in a slow drive forward, allowing him to adjust to the feeling until he sped up without warning to match the speed limit. Thankfully, it was easy to maneuver the streets, although Abel was still mildly cautious, for he may have had Mathias protected completely, but his own head was well in view. It wouldn't have even taken that long to traverse from the meeting location to the Dane's house, the Dutchman was thankful for that, as well.