daisukee !!!

he/him got bored on this dumb internship, so i made this account!!!

[tulparscoolest]

intro!!

hellooo!!!! i'm daisuke, obviously the coolest guy on the tulpar. i got suuuper bored up in space on this dumb internship so i made a tumblr for fun!! ask me anything you want and i'll make sure to reply

[all below this message is ooc] tags:

🌺💫 ic - tag for in-character posts, basically just normal sign off (feel free to roleplay/interact!!)

🍣🏵ooc - tag for out-of-character posts (please don't roleplay on these lmao)

hibiscus art - will include all art i make and post to this account

dear blog - just a daily talking thing to keep this blog alive, think of it kinda like daisuke's little diary :D

any reoccuring anons (3 or more asks with the same sign-off) will get a tag!!

ooc intro:

hello!! i'm finn, and i run this blog :D i'd like to apologize in advance in case anything doesn't seem like smth canon daisuke would say lmao, we only get so much dialogue of his and everybody has a different interpretation of the characters

i use he/they pronouns, but will take any except for she/her!! im american and live in the central timezone. i personally headcanon that daisuke is japanese-mexican and transmasc aroace, but these aren't the most popular so feel free to disagree but plspls don't bash me lolol

[tulparscoolest]

HEY EVERYBODY wow its been a while. so I did say I was gonna post more but I had a psychotic episode (thought the government was after my organs and people were in my house the usual) and had to go to a mental hospital. I will likely not be posting unless I randomly decide I wanna play animal jam classic and upon realizing that its not a flash game anymore (FUCK THAT MAN) decide to post an update on a dead Tumblr for my entertainment

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i actually kinda forgot this blog existed um. don't expect posts if I remember it exists I will but lowkey I'm going kinda crazy so. if you dm me I might respond but at the same time probably not,, I use this laptop for among us and among us only

i hate autocorrect why are all my 'i's capitalized urghhfdjdhjb

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HEY EVERYBODY so very sorry for the inactivity. i've lowkey been staying up all night and sleeping all day so i haven't been able to get posts in at a reasonable time lol + burnout is hitting me like a truck. i'll try my best to do more when school starts up again!!

-finn 🍣🏵

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i wonder if there are aliens out there somewhere? wait, why are we even out in space if we're a DELIVERY company?? who are we delivering to, martians????

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Yeaaa... it wasn't the real truth, I was hiding it for your.. let's just say safety!

why? does something bad happen?? are we not safe???

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hggnjfj my head. isss spinnhkng. blegghgrf.ii thijk 13 sweertner pacckets ws too o mmnany. hhg

translation for those who cant read it:

*groaning* my head. is spinning. *more weird sickly noises*. i think 13 sweetener packets was too many. *high on sugar noises*

-finn 🍣🏵

[anyaaboardtulpar]

Daisuke? Are you alright? Please head to the med bay. Go and lie down for a while. I’ll be there shortly. Make sure to keep a bucket or garbage bin beside you, just in case. Make sure to take deep breaths and try to ground yourself. What do you see? What do you smell? What can you touch? That sort of thing.

Sigh. Captain… I think we need to put a padlock on the cupboards…

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i ccan smvdll callors

translation: i can smell colors

[anyaaboardtulpar]

Daisuke, I need you to stay calm. I have gathered all the items needed to help you feel better. It took a while, as the majority of them were stored away in boxes (which were unlabelled), but I can assure you I am on my way.

Are you experiencing anything else? Also, are you in the med bay? Please tell me you made it to the med bay.

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iii feell on the e wayy lolll!!!!!!!!! hassa the fkoorr akwayss =beebn so ht??

translation: I fell on the way lol!!! has the floor always been so hot??

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hggnjfj my head. isss spinnhkng. blegghgrf.ii thijk 13 sweertner pacckets ws too o mmnany. hhg

translation for those who cant read it:

*groaning* my head. is spinning. *more weird sickly noises*. i think 13 sweetener packets was too many. *high on sugar noises*

-finn 🍣🏵

[anyaaboardtulpar]

Daisuke? Are you alright? Please head to the med bay. Go and lie down for a while. I’ll be there shortly. Make sure to keep a bucket or garbage bin beside you, just in case. Make sure to take deep breaths and try to ground yourself. What do you see? What do you smell? What can you touch? That sort of thing.

Sigh. Captain… I think we need to put a padlock on the cupboards…

[tulparscoolest]

i ccan smvdll callors

translation: i can smell colors

[tulparscoolest]

hggnjfj my head. isss spinnhkng. blegghgrf.ii thijk 13 sweertner pacckets ws too o mmnany. hhg

translation for those who cant read it:

*groaning* my head. is spinning. *more weird sickly noises*. i think 13 sweetener packets was too many. *high on sugar noises*

-finn 🍣🏵

[tulparscoolest]

I don't exactly hate jissapointment.. but if I had water and he was on fire. I'd drink the damn water..,

whos jissapointment?? what's wrong with him??? :( [ooc: real.]

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Yo, it's miss future lady again. Do you want the real truth? About everything that happens.

what? but i thought that was the real truth. anya goes to medical school and the captain is super happy!!

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currently remembering how i used to hide in the bathroom and eat brown sugar from my hands bc it just tasted good. maybe its not a surprise i steal sweetener......

[anyaaboardtulpar]

Now, I’m not one for judging… but you do WHAT?? Is that why captain keeps complaining about there being little to no sweetener?! Do we need to hold an intervention?

[tulparscoolest]

nope!!! no intervention needed hahahahahaha!!!!! i don't steal sweetener, you're crazy and insane

[tulparscoolest]

currently remembering how i used to hide in the bathroom and eat brown sugar from my hands bc it just tasted good. maybe its not a surprise i steal sweetener......

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whos kissing me for new years!!!! (i taste like green apple hi-chews)

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Wakey wakey Daisuke

is it morning already??? OH SHIT ITS 7PM

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I have a shit ton of memes of you..

that.. sure is a lot. how did you get so many photos of me?? where did you get so many photos of me???

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I have my ways

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terrifying. hey why does it say the utility axe and i are a match?? thats a strange rarepair lolol

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Oh!- uhhhh. That means your a person who chops down trees! Yea, you and anya do it! Oh and anyas also a nurse in the future... yea! I'm from the future!

[tulparscoolest]

YAY!!! that sounds so fun!!!!! :D im so glad anya gets to carry out her life's dream, she really deserves it

[ooc: bro i did NOT mean to reblog the first time ignore that pls 💔]

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Mhm! And curly is living his best life! Mhm! Let's just say he's to happy he can't move!

[Its okay lmaoo]

[tulparscoolest]

seriously?? wow, he must be doing really well, then!!!! thanks, awesome future person :D

[tulparscoolest]

I have a shit ton of memes of you..

that.. sure is a lot. how did you get so many photos of me?? where did you get so many photos of me???

[astoria-rios-deactivated2025020]

I have my ways

[tulparscoolest]

terrifying. hey why does it say the utility axe and i are a match?? thats a strange rarepair lolol

[astoria-rios-deactivated2025020]

Oh!- uhhhh. That means your a person who chops down trees! Yea, you and anya do it! Oh and anyas also a nurse in the future... yea! I'm from the future!

[tulparscoolest]

YAY!!! that sounds so fun!!!!! :D im so glad anya gets to carry out her life's dream, she really deserves it

[ooc: bro i did NOT mean to reblog the first time ignore that pls 💔]