The World Is My Oyster.

My name is Amber J. I'm a wild fire, lesbian, very sexual, free spirited individual who loves life.

[tumbl-dick]

Kill the king.

[armandyke]

I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa

[armandyke]

slime bath slime bath slime bath slime bath

[buzzkillbyrne]

23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

[jadehansen]

hahahahahaha

[william-snekspeare]

I’m here, I’m queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe

[platoriagf]

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

[pixification]

[riverofmolecules]

Small brain: This dog loves me.

Big brain: This dog cannot love me but has a social bond with me because I provide for their needs. I only project the human emotion of love upon it.

Galaxy brain: This dog loves me because ‘human love’ is also a social bond between animals that develops from shared need and experience. We imagine it is unique or spiritual but it is only the same chemicals and electricity that exists in a dog. The dog feels as the dog does. That humans ascribe words or meaning to it does not elevate it or make it more real.

[tumbl-dick]

My first real love fucked me up so bad I don’t think I’ll ever completely heal. There’s still a lot of me that got lost in the translation from in love, loveless, and hatred. I secretly wait for your call that I know I’ll never receive. I still wonder about what could have been and how it would have changed us. As I look around at my life completed without you in it, sealed off from anything that reminds me of you, I stumble. My eyes swivel looking for you. Sometimes I get dizzy. Then I remember I did that on purpose. I don’t need any reminders that you are still in my head. I don’t need reminders of what happened to us. What happened to me. I don’t need the anxiety, it’s been almost 2 years. You would think I would be completely done. I thought you would have vanished.

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[tumbl-dick]

IM A LESBIAN N I LIKE A TRANSMAN????? okay.

[babyvivienne]

[recaption]

[under-the-arch]

[eldritchgarfield]

[merelybeing]

I think you know immediately. You know as soon as your eyes… Then everything that happens from then on, just proves that you had been right in that first moment. When you suddenly realized you had been incomplete and now you are whole.

[lizclimo]

we’re pretty scary

[charlottelabouffs]

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

[stardust-danvers-archive-deacti]

Fun fact, when born, baby dolphins have fur

[sedlex]

[cantwearhats]

I love this show

[haunted-hideaway]

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.