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[tuoltons]

someone tell me how to not feel like you’re annoying everyone and also how to not feel enraged at seeing multiples and also how to get a muse back

[prince-diamandis]

[fankakm]

Celebrate HTTYD

May 17 – Day 3: Potatoes and Dragon Nip

[aviscranio]

Get to know me: Favorite Male Characters (5/50) ↳ Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon)

“You, sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much, raw…Vikingness contained. There will be consequences!”

[tsunzia-deactivated20160525]

[mytamakomysookee]

[fankakm]

Celebrate HTTYD

May 15 – Day 1: We have Our Dragons

[tuoltons]

Snotlout: Let's fry these bitches.

Hiccup: No one is frying any bitches.

[striders]

[newblogisjacindaelena]

  Hannah Kemp || Oregon

[muse-with-fuse]

What color is your muse? What color are you?

[tuoltons]

Take this quiz

and find out! It’ll have you check off all traits that you think apply to your muse, then calculate a color. There are over +139 available results! Feel free to reblog with your result and compare with others! 

you are maroon #800000 Your dominant hue is red... you are passionate, energetic, and unafraid of life's changes. You're all about getting out and trying something new, even if it means taking risks that other people would be afraid of. Hey, if they're afraid and you're not, more power to you, right? Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right. Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.

[simplewritings]

[lutavero]

“He wasn’t.He’s in love. He’d do anything for his big hunk of bone-crushing love. “

Bonus:

[tuoltons]

██ █ ✕ RED-HEADED HONEY 。

      Brow rising as she took one drawn out sip from her half-empty cup,       letting him clean up the mess left by other patrons before her. She       was hoping that he would do his job and go away so she could       continue reading her book but he seemed pretty persistent in       sticking around.

                          ❝The magic of weather? Uhm, what are you doing?                           I thought you were here to take the trash or whatever.                          Do you even work here?❞

                     ❝      eh, not exactly.      ❞

          he glances over, trying to see if he can see what she’s reading---- anything to keep the conversation going. maybe if he talks about a passion of hers, she’d be a little more interested and a little less annoyed.

                     ❝      oh, you’re reading about vikings? are you taking that intro world history class at the community college? i heard it was tough.       ❞

[tuoltons]

██ █ ✕ RED-HEADED HONEY 。

                                     STARTER | @tuoltons

      ❝Take a picture, it’ll last longer.❞ seriously, can’t she just sit       and enjoy her smoothie in peace for once?

                    ❝      i’m just here to collect your trash.      ❞

          lie. he’d been staring alright, but why would he admit to that? no, he’s just going to pick up a few napkins and straw wrappers off the ground and then sit on the bench opposite her.

                    ❝      wasn’t it eighty degrees just yesterday? how can it be down in the sixties today?      ❞

[tuoltons]

@xanodite started following you

[tuoltons]

coronian liked your post:

                     ❝      ---------- and so i said “that’s not a yak, it’s my girlfriend!”       ❞