I'M NOT A SPY

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[dpcphotography]

Golden Kiss

[artistofmischief]

Favourite youtubers - Olan Rogers 

[r2--d2]

getting colder by (jmalroonie)

[chilimafia]

[drops in from the ceiling] Ayo chilifucker heard you had something to show me

ITS NOT MY DICK I SWEAR PLS DON’T KILL ME

[tupstervision-blog]

>:D

[hotsauceoneggs]

A STICKY SITUATION / STORY - @olanrogers

[olanrogers]

🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒

[0rient-express]

Mist.

[enchanting-landscapes]

Coldai Cauldron by Ted Gore

[yoursummerdreamz]

[the-last-vatis]

[90377]

Another day, another miracle.. by George Pancescu

[lasplayaslasmontanas]

[themoodyranger]

maybe satyr precum is a natural relaxant

@tupstervision (via themoodyranger)

[mycelticheart]

‘Druid’s temple’ - George Hodan

[tupstervision-blog]

((2 days left to pack before the big move and I’m feelin fiiiiiiiiine))

[tupstervision-blog]

They call me useless, careless, nobody ought to miss, with the thing they don’t understand They call me hopeless, heartless, there’s no way out of this When it’s so far outta your hand I confess there’s a hole in my chest from the things that I did and the gun in my hand I won’t rest till it’s all done and said and I get what I give I’m a pain dealer, I’m a faith healer, I’m a soul stealer, and I’m coming for you I’m a dream breaker, I’m a truth maker, I’m a cold-blooded killer and I’m coming for you

[corrodedreasoning]

[knocks on door] Uhh... Mr. Solutions? Did you know there's a washing machine and box of dildos out here? Are you throwin these away or..?

-freezes at a knock on the door and a voice that did not sound like an anon- ‘y yeah! -well good to know they had actually delivered them- Wait! No! No shit, I ‘m not throwing them away

[corrodedreasoning]

-runs his fingers through his hair and lets out a really unsteady sigh- I’ll, I’ve got to figu- figure out how to set them up. -bites his lip harder because he about whines loud enough someone outside can hear him-

Greys, they, they delivered it. Not- not super nice. 

[tupstervision-blog]

Ooh damn, well if the greys were involved that makes sense then. So does the toy box. Doesn’t look like they hooked ya up with a dryer though-- you got a clothes line out back maybe? 

Do you even have plumbing in this place?

[corrodedreasoning]

[knocks on door] Uhh... Mr. Solutions? Did you know there's a washing machine and box of dildos out here? Are you throwin these away or..?

-freezes at a knock on the door and a voice that did not sound like an anon- ‘y yeah! -well good to know they had actually delivered them- Wait! No! No shit, I ‘m not throwing them away

[corrodedreasoning]

Nn n o, no it’s, shit -glances out from under the covers and looks around the one completed room.- Ther- there is a half finished room out back, where I was going to put it. 

[tupstervision-blog]

Ah cool okay... [fiddles thumbs a little] So... do you need a hand at all? These things are pretty fuckin heavy. 

[puts hands on hips] Kinda surprised whoever delivered it didn’t move it inside for ya to be honest! Service today just ain’t what it used to be, huh?