[ofendlessstardust]

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I am a serial lurker. Seriously, I may be around, even if it seems like I’m not on

Even if I am not on, I will get to your asks asap, AND getting your asks always makes me happy

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Thank you

[thebeautyofliberty]

@turkish-persuasion | x

The first thing he noticed was that he was taller than Sadik, which had never happened in the history of anything. Taller, and more muscular. Still had facial hair though. The second was that he was looking at himself. He gaped for a second, and then grinned.

“Oh, I look good in that outfit.”

[turkish-persuasion]

“Wh-- how-- GET MY FACE OFF’A YOUR FACE!” Real eloquent, Adnan, that’ll teach him for body snatching for sure. 

Sadik wasn’t exactly sure why he’d been so quick to think that Francis was behind this, now that he actually considered what little facts there were to gather. He had been in league with Spain to torture everyone during April Fools, but this scheme didn’t have any of his calling cards. There was very little fanfare, after all, and it seemed more his speed to get others in lingerie than anything else, so what on earth could he gain from this?

“The fuck just happened to me?”

[turkish-persuasion]

👤🔀👤 if you want!!

Was it possible to feel more like a sexual deviant from one moment to the next? Because while Sadik could swear his body felt a little lighter on its feet, the more pressing matter was that he felt a little more--

Wait, he was lighter? Well, that was on a long list of shit he didn’t want to see in his lifetime, although he couldn’t necessarily say it looked bad from this angle. 

Was his skin pale now, too? “Wh-- Did the sun bleach me down ‘ta my bones'r somethin’?”

[turkish-persuasion]

👤🔀👤

The sudden transfer of Sadik’s consciousness to another body became apparent as it threw off his balance, but since he was a man of pride and grace, the elder had no qualms about forcing this unfamiliarly slender form to right itself despite the confusion he felt. “The fuck?” 

[turkish-persuasion]

‘👤🔀👤

-HOLY SHIT, HE’S PRACTICALLY A TODDLER. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? HIS LIFE IS OVER. ALL THERE IS LEFT TO DO NOW IS CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND HIDE UNTIL THIS CALAMITY BLOWS OVER, SINCE THAT WOULD AT LEAST DEPRIVE GREECE OF THE PLEASURE OF SEEING HIM LIKE THIS.-

[turkish-persuasion]

👤🔀👤 (It'll be fuuunyyyyy)

-Sadik immediately feels a difference in height as they swap bodies, which is strange, of course, but not nearly as jarring as the noted decrease in muscle mass.- The hell?

[depassion]

[ He blinks and cocks his head to the side. It feels weird. Heavier. ] Why do you look like me now, what a weird trick! [He raises his arm to scratch the back of his head but notices these HUGE MUSCLES ] WOAH!! I’M SO BUFF!! 

[turkish-persuasion]

Ah shit, I’ve got your weak noodle arms now! -Sadik was exaggerating, since Antonio was hardly on the scrawny side -- If anything, he was really rather lean, but it was reasonable that the Turk would feel uncomfortably light after maintaining a more muscular figure for so long.- The hell did you do?!

[turkish-persuasion]

havetblomst replied to your post: Let's get real here, if you could date either me...

Let’s be real here, we know Jett won’t share. I win.

Ah, you’re right.. still, that’d make the four’ve us a pretty striking group, huh? We’d have two blonde brats who’re whiter’n the moon, and two bronzed gods ‘ta contrast your blinding paleness~.

[turkish-persuasion]

Let's get real here, if you could date either me or Mathias, who would you date? [And here's a Dane to annoy you.]

-At this, he can only give the Dane a suspicious glance.- Why not both~?

[turkish-persuasion]

👤🔀👤 (It'll be fuuunyyyyy)

-Sadik immediately feels a difference in height as they swap bodies, which is strange, of course, but not nearly as jarring as the noted decrease in muscle mass.- The hell?

[ohnoarno]

Send me ‘👤🔀👤’ for our muses to switch bodies for one thread.

[turkey-x-the-world]

Source (Work Private) Artist

[landforces-archived]

turkish-persuasion:

Other levels’a what, kickin’ your scrawny ass? I did that enough back when you were a snot nosed brat, so I think I’m good on that front.

Besides, you’re hardly in any condition ‘ta withstand an attack – it’d be like pickin’ on a defenseless baby~.

Are you taking pride of kicking my ass when I was just a little kid, is that what you are doing right now? Maybe you can only overpower people when they are snot nosed brats.

And how is that any different of what you did back then?

[turkish-persuasion]

I think you’re misunderstandin’ me here -- I still considered you a snot nosed brat when your empire was at it’s best, and I suppose I still kinda do. Our age difference gives me plenty’a reason ‘ta think of you that way, right? Kind’a like how you’n Hungary still insist on callin’ me an old man.

I was just sayin’ that your strength now ain’t anywhere near what it was back then.

[lunaconrad-deactivated20131216]

TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

[fortheaskbox]

Please preface questions with “Truth”

[landforces-archived]

@turkish-persuasion replied to your post: Truth: Did you'n Erzsébet lie ‘ta me when I asked…

-CASUALLY TRYING NOT TO STRANGLE PRUSSIA.-

[Casually doesn’t care]

Sadiq, Sadiq. 

Just because I said your face was ugly it doesn’t mean it was invitation for you to try to reach other levels. 

[turkish-persuasion]

Other levels’a what, kickin’ your scrawny ass? I did that enough back when you were a snot nosed brat, so I think I’m good on that front.

Besides, you’re hardly in any condition ‘ta withstand an attack -- it’d be like pickin’ on a defenseless baby~.

[turkish-persuasion]

eldtunga replied to your post: ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen,...

Well, for one, I think I’m short enough to fit into your dishwasher no problem. So I think it’ll be fine. Just don’t turn it on.

You’d have’ta be the size of a toddler ‘ta fit in there without breakin’ the damn thing, so I’m gonna have’ta say no. Again.

[turkish-persuasion]

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

Yanno, I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t break my dishwasher tryin’ to hide from your brothers. They’re like bloodhounds, anyway, so hiding’s pretty pointless.

[princepsxfemina]

turkish-persuasion:

“Well, seein’ as you're the Roman empire, I would say that your opinion does matter, even when it comes ‘ta trivial shit like appearances.” The Turk was being rather generous with his compliments today, which probably had everything to do with this visible boost in confidence.

“If only an artist was here to capture this moment for the ages.” Look, she’s gonna reach up to pinch his cheeks. (The ones on his face to be specific!) “My virtue of my former role, my opinion matters.”

[turkish-persuasion]

“You were a pretty respectable artist in your time, weren’t you? ... Don’t tell me you’ve gone senile?!” Sadik raised a hand to his mouth in feigned worry, more in an attempt to block her offending hands than anything else.