"there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people."

💫🌀🌙 Sarah ! he/they/she in order of pref. 18 ! 🪾🌟🌀

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“To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren’t machines… they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate… and yes, they even make mistakes.”

(please like after reading “about me + dni + byf.” ty !! ^_^)

sarahs-malewives -> turnabout-malewives who's in Sarah's head rn? Godot, Blackquill, Lang (aa) Rolf, Aubin, Aramis, Ithilion (unilord) [romantic] Dick Gumshoe (aa) [familial] about me + dni + byf tag guide / main ships / all ships / blog related fics

credits:

icon: shi-long lang (ft my headcanons) - ace attorney

header: starry night - vincent van gogh

dividers: x / x / x

blog title quote: van gogh

pinned post quote: godot - ace attorney

cobalion sprite: x

integrity polycule graphics: @lovers-cloudscapes 🫶‼️

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starting all my friends’ interests at once because I’m insane

@lovers-cloudscapes @nulli-bug @handsfullofhope @chiefprosecutorpartner I LOVE YOU GUYSSS …. IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN……..

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yes i Am reading klav.dar fanfiction after being inspired by my own post. Yes it is making me like kristoph’s character even more . /p

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(post prison) klavier brings daryan to the polycule’s place to meet his dad(s. It’s complicated) and I have the vision of Godot and Sarah taking him aside and looming over him and telling him that he’d better not break their son. Again. After the stunts he pulled he’s on thin ice .

(Shi-Long and Simon are also there but like standing in the back in a chill “we’re supporting our partners but have no particular issue with you” way.)

Daryan, unflinching, says to Godot. Hey . Didn’t you do the same thing I did basically. Both are stunned to silence. Then they each shake his hand and welcome him to the family. This was a test and that was the correct answer.

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Sarah and Klavier have the curse of having the exact same taste in men . Like father like son .

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I miss my wives taash . I miss them a lot

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yes i Am reading klav.dar fanfiction after being inspired by my own post. Yes it is making me like kristoph’s character even more . /p

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(post prison) klavier brings daryan to the polycule’s place to meet his dad(s. It’s complicated) and I have the vision of Godot and Sarah taking him aside and looming over him and telling him that he’d better not break their son. Again. After the stunts he pulled he’s on thin ice .

(Shi-Long and Simon are also there but like standing in the back in a chill “we’re supporting our partners but have no particular issue with you” way.)

Daryan, unflinching, says to Godot. Hey . Didn’t you do the same thing I did basically. Both are stunned to silence. Then they each shake his hand and welcome him to the family. This was a test and that was the correct answer.

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yes i Am reading klav.dar fanfiction after being inspired by my own post. Yes it is making me like kristoph’s character even more . /p

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also sorry to ruin a nice happy morning but I was thinking abt this so let me have it ok . I do think that the weird ass aa polycule fuck in their prosecutors offices . Like the doors prolly have locks and im p sure it’s canon that the walls are soundproof so . They clean up after and think that no one else suspects but like let’s be honest here. Every prosecutor in the building probably knows . Even Edgeworth. Edgeworth can’t even be mad- have you seen their apartment ?? There’s absolutely no way anyone could have sex in there, even js vibe wise . Logistics wise there’s even less of a way . So for the good of everyone, Edgeworth js turns a blind eye. Edgeworth Would prolly buy them a hotel room if it got them to stop doing it in the offices though

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anyways uh . To counterbalance my Post Full of Hate . Here is a post full of aa ships I love (outside my own selfship polycules lol)

naru.mitsu - duh. can we toss my best friend jeremy canary in there for flavor please /genuine question

weirdgirl polycule (maya / franziska / ema / kay) - it makes so much sense and they all have really good chemistry with each other. Like I think maya/kay is the only duo who haven’t interacted like ngl they would probably get along the best of the entire group. It’s js so goood. I’m so happy for them …. They make me smile so wide ….. they also parallel my fuckass polycule nicely and I think that’s so silly

clay.pollo - doomed friends to lovers………. Delicious angst …….. while we don’t see anything of Clay I do think that seeing the impact that his death had on Apollo is so fascinating to unpack …….. (brief hater tangent but one time I saw someone complain that Apollo’s angst was unwarranted compared to like . Godot and Maya and Phoenix’s . bc “we didn’t get to know Clay like we got to know Mia .” Hello ??? Apollo doesn’t have to share all his friends with us ??? While I do think that the whole Clay thing could’ve been handled better . Are you /srs or /j right now ??)

klav.dar - also has potential for massive angst . I thought their dynamic was fun and how everything impacted klavier was fun too ! I do want to possibly bring Daryan back in my universe somehow js bc I live for drama ….. omg can you imagine how scandalous the inter-band relationship could be in universe. I think that’s great.

juni.thena - how much they both care about each other and want to make the other happy is so cuteee. I want a game where junie’s judge so she can banter with Athena . They could be a courtroom power couple after another timeskip ….. Oh and also . Athena being yellow and sunny and junie liking sunflowers heals my soul.

lana.mia - Oughhhhh the angst . The angst is so good. Especially if you factor in mi.ego . They couldve had such a good dynamic in a better universe and I think they deserve it .

the delites - honestly they wormed their way up for me bc of my friend I got into aa lmao. They really like the delites and so now I do too … their dynamic is so so cute and I love how devoted they are to each other…

tru.jinxie / tru.bonnie / tru.betty - i lump them all together bc i honestly think all three ships individually are really cute… trucy deserves the world and i think each of them could give it to her ….. tru.jinxie is my fav of the three prolly bc of an innate monstrous turnabout bias . But ! Trucy always sticking up for her friend was very cute !!

adrian / maggey - I saw like one fanart of this and it stuck with me . They are so cute together….. the girl who’s naturally unlucky and the girl who fucked up smth really bad from getting unlucky and tripping…. Actually Adrian’s unlucky in her own way she’s gone through a lot of shit . anyways it would also be Really Really funny if I made them canon to this universe . Bc Adrian is sarah’s ex and maggey is dick’s ex lmaoo

aura / geiru - i never considered them as a ship before that tier list but it’s actually so good. I once saw art of them having beef while Simon and Uendo are (childhood? I don’t remember) friends and if you carry that into them originally not liking each other and playing nice for their siblings which slowly grows into them actually liking each other . That’s so good .

verity / lana - if you couldn’t tell . The ones from here down are probably gna be tier list inspired lmao . Anyways this one actually wasn’t on the tier list but I have been enlightened. I think they’d get along great and I think Lana, after having so much practice looking after Ema, would be great at helping look after Shaun. I also think she’d get along well with him. They also could totally be set up by Ema and I think that’s super cute !

roger retinz / manov mistree - this is prolly my trucy bias ngl. But the weird power dynamic…. The fact that retinz’ murder of him is an accident …… the fact that they seemed to be decently close……. The whole training mistree to be his own replacement thing ……. I do enjoy a weirdo ship and this is definitely one of those ……..

mia / callisto - I think it could be really really fun pre aa1… or in a Mia lives au ig . But I think that they would be very interesting together and the fact that they’re both defense could be the reason that they’re working together at all….. maybe Callisto goes under another fake name and joins the fey & co law office ……

anyways . I think I’m gna cut it there. I love obscyuri 🫶

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on my knees crying . Can we Please tag our ships in fanart .

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im so sick of The Fuckass Popular Yaoi Ships™️ . Free me

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(these are excluding all the obvious hates . Like yk the illegal ones)

lang.worth - ig I see why ppl ship it but like . I don’t think it makes for a good ship . Theyre more interesting separate yk

(not yaoi but i need to ramble regardless) lang.na - same as above, i think they’re more interesting separate. I also think that shippers of this are putting too much emphasis on the “closeness” they have, I do think that lang would do everything he did for her for any of his subordinates. She js happens to be the only named subordinate we see. I think that shipping them also takes away from the whole Callisto yew side of shih-na and that really waters her character down. They make really good friends imo .

phantom.quill - did we play the same game. not even super interesting it’s js kinda sad i guess

black.bright - did we play the same game. boils down to js shipping Simon w some generic white dude if im gna be honest

black.madhi - Actually boils down to js needing a dude to pair Simon up w and a dude to pair Nahyuta up w. More interesting separate and all that, except this time i Don’t see where they’re coming from ??? Where is the chemistry ?? Not to mention the fact that they interact even less than any of the ships above ??? Also boils down to shipping Simon with a twink

just.quill - I Guesss I see it more than the others . But also Apollo is my son. And the twink thing again

klav.quill - disregarding the fact that they don’t interact entirely, I don’t think their personalities would click at all. Plus the son thing. And the twink thing again again

aso.baro - this is the one I could see the most of the ones listed. But even then, I am Really squinting. The way the mentor/mentee thing read for me the entire time was in a sorta weird dad/uncle way so I think the ship is a bit odd. Like from their dialogue I really don’t think the ship would work, and by shipping them it feels disrespectful to the game almost but like in a /ns way yk

baro.ryuu - the dialogue thing again. tbh this is prolly js the twink thing also and that makes me angry

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on my knees crying . Can we Please tag our ships in fanart .

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im so sick of The Fuckass Popular Yaoi Ships™️ . Free me

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on my knees crying . Can we Please tag our ships in fanart .

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Keyleth and Charlotta

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I'm considering making Moon Tower an alt ship name for mollylu because tarot motifs.... hehe...

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Okay so. I talked a little bit about Molly's "official" card being the moon in my little ramble about what cards tend to represent Molly in general.

But Lurielle as the tower is another story.

I remember talking with some friends a couple of weeks ago about tarot(mostly in regards to making a deck with all of our world of darkness player characters), and one of them put it best when he said something along the lines of "Everybody thinks you don't want to draw Death in a reading, but that's not true. It's the Tower you should be afraid of."

The Tower represents major change brought upon by a shaky foundation and an unclear plan. This tends to be something you have set up yourself—for example, by being hasty—or could be due to external circumstances. This change can be either good or bad, but in the end, it typically comes from trying to salvage something unsalvageable, though that isn't exactly the case with Lurielle.

Her life is defined by change due to choices she's made in a split-second decision because she thinks it's right and that she's following her heart, so it has to be good, right?

Her foundations started solid, even from her birth. The reason she's born into the family of a high-ranking general to begin with is her fault, because in her past life she managed to swiftly climb through the ranks of the Aurora Watch and died in the glory of battle. It's no surprise that she was chosen to go to this family in order to bring honor to it from the very beginning.

However, she abandoned that solid setup in order to study dunamancy outside of the barriers of the Luxon, leading to her going to the empire with half of a plan, and that half of a plan led to her getting caught by the Gentleman. And then yk, she leaves on a whim without saying anything to her employer, leading to the consequences of getting nearly killed every night.

All of this culminates in the change that is Molly's death, and with nothing to build upon now that she's back in the clutches of the Gentleman, she jumps to becoming a blood hunter to carry on Molly's legacy, at the cost of something she won't come to fully understand for months.

Basically, what I'm trying to outline here is that Lurielle's life is defined by changes wrought upon a shaky foundation, and the fact that she constantly abandons anything she's built the moment it doesn't serve her, leading to disastrous consequences. While most of it is her own fault, all of it is sudden upheaval after sudden upheaval, leading to a constant struggle to push forward and pick up the pieces.

When read together, these two cards don't exactly compliment each other, but I think the meaning in regards to mollylu is that of a refusal to admit that something is wrong and needs change.

This is less of a comment on their relationship, but rather the circumstances within which their relationship is found. The majority of it takes place while the two of them are with the circus, which is where they both fall into the habit of fully ignoring their problems as much as they can. Molly with their past coming up now and again, alongside their ever-developing powers as a blood hunter, and Lurielle trying to forget the fact that she's being hunted and has bounty on her head. Not to mention the insane amount of racism drows face in the Dwendalian Empire like jesus christ.

The moon represents self-deception more than anything, which is why this focuses on their individual struggles while I'm reading the cards as a pair.

Anyway um. Yeah. Moon Tower yay<3 Tarot is fascinating guys.

(This is an edited/rewritten version, notes on why are in the tags)

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Amber’s lullaby

So basically when vox machina fights Raishan, cat gets critically wounded and temporarily dies. She gets a vision and Mets the diety Gond who becomes her new patron (more on that in a later post). She wakes up and comes to find that her sweet Amber has ….disappeared. Amber basically a “gift” of sorts from her past patron so without him she can’t really exist.

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hi derek !! thank you for signing up for my unicorn overlord propaganda!

here’s my pick for you: Auch !

he’s 20 (to me .), 172 cm / about 5’8”, and his bday is 3/20 !

he’s got a bit of a praise thing . But other than that, he’s a confident and competent mage !

(skip this part if you plan on playing the game, as this is technically a spoiler for his story . I think)

when you first meet him he’s actually on the enemy team, as that’s the team his family has sided with. But when you beat him, you complement his magic and it’s clear that his family has never complemented him ever in his life. He appreciates the complements a lot, to the point where he’ll join your team.

fun fact ! One of his level up quotes is smth along the lines of “can you praise me a little?” lmaoo

also here’s his dead sprite bc I thought it was funny 😭

all art is from the art book :]. @turnabout-malewives

OH HES COOL!!! ive never heard anything about this game, but i definitely will look into it more!!

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I js did an aa ship tier list out of sheer boredom . lang/blackquill and lang/godot weren’t there, and there were no tgaa ships at all lmaoo

would it be chill if I posted it actually . I need to share my opinions. (i can tag it if need be

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sorry this has become less of a selfship blog and more of a whatever I’m thinking about blog lmao