𝘽𝙊𝙉𝘿,

𝙃𝙔𝘿𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙉 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝘿!

[turnedpigeons]

     im going to block every fucking personal blog i see i swear to fucking GOD

[buckykingofmemes]

science fairs are a romantic date location, right?

[therpmemeshop]

more lines from modern media that are raw as hell

warning: some may be nsfw

insp: x / x

❝ we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. ❞

❝  we are good people and we’ve suffered enough. ❞

❝ violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ❞

❝ when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn. ❞

❝ will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i will face god and walk backwards into hell. ❞

❝ you mean the chaos emeralds? ❞

❝ i see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. ❞

❝ it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. ❞

❝ it’s not about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. ❞

❝ pick a hell and rot there. ❞

❝ we are the timeline that god has abandoned. ❞

❝ do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? ❞

❝ every day we stray further from god’s light. ❞

❝ you’re about to experience the wrath of a god. ❞

❝ alone on a friday night? god, you’re pathetic. ❞

❝ you sit on a throne of lies. ❞

❝ they don’t decide who you are. you are who you choose to be. ❞

❝ thanks to you, i am saddled with unnecessary… feelings. ❞

❝ i survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ❞

❝ bold of you to assume i can die. ❞

❝ if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? ❞

❝ it’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming…on days like these, kids like you… should be burning in hell. ❞

❝ despite everything, it’s still you. ❞

❝ in this world, it’s kill or be killed. ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ prove to me that you are strong enough to survive. ❞

❝ i should have killed you when i had the chance. ❞

❝ god won’t let me die. ❞

❝ god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ it seems you were the one offended, my good bitch. ❞

❝ you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ the risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math. ❞

❝ this jackassery will NOT stand! ❞

❝ god can’t help you now. ❞

❝ i am a monument to all your sins. ❞

❝ if the world chooses to become my enemy, i will fight like i always have. ❞

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

things that are hard to hear.

**possible triggers - abuse / death / suicidal implications change pronouns as needed for things you’d WANT to hear, click here!!

❝ i don’t want you in my life anymore. ❞

❝ i don’t want to have a relationship with you. ❞

❝ she’s not coming home. ❞

❝ that wasn’t meant for you. ❞

❝ i don’t love you, okay? i never did. i never will. ❞

❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞

❝ you’re wasting your time. ❞

❝ you’re not listening to me! ❞

❝ i feel like i can’t tell you anything. ❞

❝ you’re too late. ❞

❝ you don’t give yourself enough credit. ❞

❝ you don’t give me enough credit. ❞

❝ it’s time for things to change. ❞

❝ you failed me. ❞

❝ fuck you. ❞

❝ i can see right through you. ❞

❝ things are getting bad again. ❞

❝ are things getting bad again? ❞

❝ move on. ❞

❝ that’s on you. that’s your fault. ❞

❝ you’re holding on to things that are holding you back. ❞

❝ you haven’t changed. ❞

❝ i’m not changing my mind. ❞

❝ i’m dying. ❞

❝ you’re good – but you’re not as good as you could be. ❞

❝ it’s always about you. ❞

❝ nobody cares about your problems. ❞

❝ i don’t trust you. ❞

❝ you’re being taken advantage of! ❞

❝ i feel like you’re taking advantage of me. ❞

❝ did you hear what she said about you? ❞

❝ life isn’t fair. suck it up. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean i liked you that way– ❞

❝ maybe it’s better this way. ❞

❝ i wish i’d never met you. ❞

❝ you ruin my happiness. ❞

❝ i think we should see other people. ❞

❝ i’m not ready to settle down. ❞

❝ i want to love someone like you love me. ❞

❝ you can do anything you set your mind to, but you won’t. ❞

❝ stop crying. ❞

❝ don’t come back. ❞

❝ i’m not coming back. ❞

❝ i don’t care enough about you to hate you. ❞

❝ i feel like you’re dragging me down with you. ❞

❝ why don’t you smile anymore? ❞

❝ something happened today. ❞

❝ i don’t want to do this anymore. ❞

❝ stop letting it get to you. ❞

❝ i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i’m not sorry. ❞

❝ you’re not sorry. ❞

[turnedpigeons]

     He’s so cute...

[turnedpigeons]

@cxsmiczsins replied to your post:      Ok but can we talk about how Walter’s mom was...

she was killed in 2009! so walter was either 9 or 10!

oh my gods that’s?? even sadder, who the HELL took care of this child while he went through college?? or maybe he boarded at MIT and was legally deemed able to take care of himself at that age??

[meltmyhotchoco]

Y’all should watch this movie im tell ya

[turnedpigeons]

     Ok but can we talk about how Walter’s mom was a police officer who was killed in duty?? And how we don’t know where the hell his dad was besides, apparently, absent?? We don’t even know when she was killed but probably when he was 15-16 because he graduated MIT at 15.

[turnedpigeons]

     Baby...

[turnedpigeons]

     Please adore this dorkwad

[turnedpigeons]

@fromsolaria​ liked the lyrical SC. Lyric from : “Beautiful” from the musical H.eathers

      “ What can I say ?? I’m a sucker for a happy ending. ”

[turnedpigeons]

     Alright to kick things off , hows about a lyrical starter call !! Like or reblog !!

[charmymemes]

𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘, 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

okay my favourite post, part 2! feel free to change pronouns! tw for swearing, death, murder.

‘ i have so much respect for ___  and his 90 fictional boyfriends. ’

‘ his voice is full of money. ’

‘ there will be no one left… to…. is that a fucking cat. ’

‘ avoid furry marriage. ’

‘ You Wake Up At 4am In The Morning And Go Down To The Kitchen Only To See Me Hunched Over In Front Of The Open Refrigerator And Once You Approach My Curled Up Form You Peer Over My Shoulder To Find Me, Elbows Deep In A Bag Of ___ ’

‘ secphobic. i remember how you reacted to my gift of furby cats. ’

‘ you have 15 HP stop sit down. ’

‘ in the distance, sirens. wewawewewa. ’

‘ is this what is feels like to be truly old? ’

‘ there’s a lady unironically making tiktoks behind me. ’

‘ expect me to look dumb. ’

‘ so you’ll hear some screaming. in my room. ’

‘ it’s like talking to your personal tourist. ’

‘ bro no wonder they kept you locked up you’re an embarrassment. ’

‘ i just had the weirdest ass dream where i could control water and disappear into thin air and throw magical sparkly blinding flour into people’s eyes. ’

‘ so we bust the goddamn useless prince outta home arrest. ’

‘ we fight clang clang bang and we run cause we’re weenies. ’

‘ the prince is bawling as per usual. ’

‘ i suggest that we become a circus cause we’re all clowns. ’

‘ i suggest that we collab with geronimo stilton. ’

‘ we can both be screaming cat ladies. ’

‘ she was a superhero for like ten days then after that she proceeded to die. ’

‘ the dead but came back to life, ___, who shouldn’t be characterised by his death but it’s ok. ’

‘ sister uncultured and it shows. ’

‘ TELL THEM IT’S GETTING ANNOYING. ’

‘ i think i’d be too obvious that i’m targeting that one person, and they’re like wattpad famous. ’

‘ y'all didn’t read my book and it’s showing. ’

‘ hey on friday it will be 6/9. ’

‘ mr ___, like i already did your survey stop sending it again. ’

‘ REMEMBER WE HAVE TO “”“”“HIGHLIGHT”“”“” OUR BOOK. ’

‘ a bee just slammed itself against the window. ’

‘ i thought you said your window flew away. ’

‘ my fat oven fights nuts for light french monks? ’

‘ chest nut. nut chest. ’

‘ they couldn’t find four more people. lame. ’

‘ it was upside down it was kinda hard not to be done with life. ’

‘ why do people want me to be a damn lawyer. ’

‘ battle of the garbage bins. me vs you. right here right now. ’

‘ HAHAAAAA MY BRAINCELLS ARE EENTOOLYJIENT. ’

‘ this is johnny, johnny wants you to shut up on the bus. ’

‘ do you really want to fight this 184cm man. ’

‘ My Headteachers hot son is my bully. ’

‘ handle me, HANDLE ME BITCH. ’

‘ sorry bro I was breaking down in front of my parents. ’

‘ test: draw straight line/smooth curve me: cries. ’

‘ Me, staring at the cartoons on the physics paper: will you help me…? Is this paper not a death trap?? WILL SI GIEGSNS WJHKAS. ’

‘ there’s tears on my keyboard. ’

‘ Never thought i would be faced with a test that actually makes me cry but here we are what The FUCKITY FUCK. ’

‘ i have many skills and crying is the only one. ’

‘ the only way out of mississippi is to sip. ’

‘ pingu outsold. goose flopped. ’

‘ pingu can win a war all by himself. ’

‘ my cupcakes are siblings. your’s are the cousins. ’

‘ imagine if we actually had good quality printed tests. ’

‘ geeking out with my non-existent gf about swords. ’

‘ i have resting clown energy. ’

‘ ZAPPY CHILD NO. ’

‘ we killed a man wow we out here ~ murdering ~ ’

‘ father figure to emotionally unstable character just died oh no. ’

‘ iS hE tRyiNg To CoNfEsS hIs LoVe? ’

‘ we’re all 18! except for THAT GUY. ’

‘ i like l**’s pic, fucking insect. ’

‘ i gave him a candy bar. poor guy he’s always so hungry and sleepy (mood) ’

‘ OK HANG ON WE were ambushed by zombies and barricaded ourselves and talked but ___ wasn’t there I think!!::!:!: ’

‘ can’t believe you were right about all the side characters dying ’

‘ but like ___. he’s coming for me. ___ you better stop being a twink. ’

‘ like at his elbow protectors i’m cackling ’

‘ HE JUST WANTS TO BE SAFE. ’

‘ no he was a bitch it’s just that i thought it was cause he was tryna save us or smth. ’

‘ I thought ___ was a bitch and bitches get stitches. ’

‘ yeah but i guess like pretty boys. ’

‘ wow haters, they’re just not dedicated enough. ’

‘ everyday more people for fall the trap of waking up at 1AM to talk to fictional cute pretty boys, we’re hopeless. ’ 

‘ ___’s sweet and all but our mom friend vibes will clash too much. ’

‘ gdi ___’s lawful goodness resonates too much with me. ’

[charmymemes]

  𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑  𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇  𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

hi i love this show and i’m still mad at mattel. all quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns!

‘  i’m  sorry  ,  who’s  telling  this  story  ?  ’

‘  peace  and  crackers  !  ’

‘  oh  ,  you  can’t  hear  them  .    only  i  can  .  ’

‘  can  i  talk  now  ?  ’

‘  i’m  sick  of  everyone  thinking  i’m  so  “  evil  ”  because  my  mom  was  .  ’

‘  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  would  you  stop  with  the  worry  -  flurry  ?  ’

‘  everyone  at  school  loves  you  !  ’

‘  why  yes  ,  this  is  a  new  dress  .  ’

‘  couldn’t  go  20  seconds  without  talking  ,  can  you  ?  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  you  look  gort  ,  i  mean  great  !    i  don’t  even  know  what  gort  means  .  ’

‘  i  could  offer  you  a  seat  ,  but  i’m  “  evil  ”  .  ’

‘  have  to  warn  you  ,  don’t  stare  at  the  teeth  ,  just  got  it  whitened  .  ’

‘  free  food  !  ’

‘  welcome  home  ,  roomie  !  ’

‘  you  are  going  to  love  rooming  with  me  .  ’

‘  i’m  thoughtful  ,  and  beautiful  ,  and  i  sing  the  most  wonderful  songs  about  woodland  creatures  .  ’

‘  this  is  going  to  be  a  looong  year  .  ’

‘  here’s  this  tiny  manual  full  of  completely  reasonable  school  rules  .  ’

‘  really  ,  ___  ?    you  wanna  play  that  way  ?  ’

‘  that’s  it  ?    that’s  where  you’re  ending  the  story  ?  ’

‘  of  course  you’d  start  with  ___  ,  always  playing  favourites  .  ’

‘  this  year’s  after  party  is  going  to  be  a  page  -  ripper  !  ’

 ‘  future  queen  !    we  can’t  let  anyone  post  embarrassing  photos  of  me  !  ’

‘  if  i’m  going  to  be  catching  z’s  for  a  hundred  years  ,  i  better  live  it  up  now  !  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  no  one’s  going  to  post  anything  bad  about  you  .    everybody  loves  you  .  ’

‘  c-can  i  carry  your  books  ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  miss  a  single  minute  of  our  first  day  ,  hi  everybody  !  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  uh  ,  why  are  you  holding  your  hand  over  your  mouth  ?  ’

‘  my  eyes  !    i  can’t  see  !  ’

‘  this  is  highschool  !    we  got  forever  to  get  together  .  ’

‘  but  you  two  are  perfect  !    not  too  this  ,  not  too  that  ,  you’re  just  right  .  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  let’s  go  get  some  lunch  .  ’

‘  what  future  evil  queen  wouldn’t  love  an  evil  throne  ,  an  evil  crown  ,  and  an  evil  haunted  mirror  ?  ’

‘  when  she  poisons  me  ,  it  changes  everything  !  ’

‘  i’ll  go  out  the  window  !    i’ve  never  tried  it  before  .  ’

‘  man  !    i  am  good  looking  !  ’

‘  catching  damsels  in  distress  ,  it’s  kinda  my  thing  .  ’

‘  stay  here  ,  i’m  going  again  !  ’

‘  i  love  my  latte  with  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  of  cream  .  ’

‘  wanna  go  on  a  nature  hike  later  ?  ’

‘  new  shoes  ?    where  ?  ’

‘  i  can’t  wait  for  everyone  to  get  a  glimpse  of  the  queen  i  am  going  to  become  .  ’

‘  speaking  of  which  ,  my  dorm  room  ,  friday  night  ,  we’re  going  to  blow  the  roof  off  this  place  !  ’

‘  i  will  be  just  like  my  old  man  ,  brave  ,  good  -  looking  ,  kind  ,  good  -  looking  ,  thoughtful  ,  and  …  good  -  looking  .  ’

‘  must  you  always  be  so  dramatic  ?  ’

‘  must  you  always  ruin  my  ominous  endings  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  rats  .    i  forgot  .  ’

‘  what  ?    i’m  not  trouble  !  ’

‘  you’re  not  supposed  to  apologise  !  ’

‘  everyone  .    i  set  up  a  bungee  jumping  platform  on  the  east  turret  .  ’

‘  you  didn’t  tell  me  we  were  here  to  be  -  hassle  her  ,  you  said  we  were  going  to  have  a  tea  party  .  ’

‘  yes  ,  i  lied  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  be  a  chicken  man  !  ’

‘  hey  ,  ___  ,  could  you  ,  uh  ,  not  sing  in  the  morning  ?    or  ever  ?  ’

‘  greatest  .    mirror  .    ever  .  ’

‘  you  never  know  if  you  need  to  look  good  on  the  go  .  ’

‘  well  ,  uh  ,  okay  ,  let  me  do  one  quick  check  -  a  -  roo  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  keep  calling  you  the  fairest  !  ’

‘  stop  breaking  character  !  ’

‘  she’s  running  unopposed  ,  again  .  ’

‘  ow  !    i’m  mean  ,  oh  boy  !    thanks  a  lot  for  the  …  pin  .    ow  .  ’

‘  you  can’t  test  us  from  chapter  1  to  34  !    we’ve  only  studied  up  to  chapter  2  .  ’

‘  never  under  -  estimate  the  power  of  a  study  party  .  ’

‘  blast  ,  if  only  i  possessed  my  poetic  skills  while  in  human  form  .  ’

‘  giants  are  terrible  dancers  .  ’

‘  AH  !    MY  EYES  .  ’

‘  shoo  !    go  !    fly  away  !  ’

‘  it  seems  like  hearts  and  destiny  don’t  always  move  in  the  same  direction  .  ’

‘  last  time  ,  they  made  me  re  -  catalog  the  entire  forbidden  books  section  .  ’

‘  thanks  ___  ,  you  are  such  a  sweetheart  .  ’

‘  love  never  waits  !  ’

‘  what  are  you  going  on  about  ?  ’

‘  that  holiday  is  dangerous  !  ’

‘  you  are  not  allowed  to  speak  to  anyone  about  this  ,  understand  ?  ’

‘  i  do  throw  the  most  excellent  parties  .  ’

‘  um  ,  you  might  not  want  to  shout  that  ,  y’know  ,  being  a  secret  and  all  .  ’

‘  stop  that  !    c’mon  ,  they  went  this  way  .  ’

‘  why  do  you  even  care  ?  ’

‘  i  care  cause  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  ___  is  breaking  the  rules  ,  but  she  still  gets  her  happily  ever  after  but  i  don’t  !  ’

‘  you  got  a  plan  ?    it’s  not  like  we’re  just  gonna  find  them  in  a  romantic  moment  .  ’

‘  what’s  …  going  on  …  ?  ’

‘  you  two  are  totally  busted  !  ’

‘  i  think  the  real  question  is  what  are  you  doing  here  ?  ’

‘  we  gotta  find  a  better  place  to  picnic  .  ’

‘  please  !    you  two  can’t  tell  anyone  .  ’

‘  yeah  ,  well  ,  um  ,  i’m  gonna  !  ’

‘  ___,  this  is  going  to  knock  you  down  the  royal  rankings  .    but  don’t  worry  !    i’ll  take  your  place  .  ’

‘  this  is  the  part  where  i  try  to  solve  your  romantic  problems  .  ’

‘  whenever  i’m  around  her  ,  i  get  really  tongue  -  tied  .  ’

‘  thanks  ,  ___  ,  you’re  the  best  bye  .  ’

‘  oh  ,  sweetie  ,  what’s  wrong  ?  ’

‘  i’m  not  sure  you’d  understand  .  ’

‘  what  ?    is  it  …  boy  trouble  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  wow  ,  hey  .    i  am  thirsty  !    i’m  going  to  go  get  us  some  lattes  ,  extra  foam  ,  double  apple  caramel  ,  right  ?  ’

‘  what’s  this  ?    i-it’s  a  love  poem  .  ’

‘  oh  !    a  secret  note  !  ’

‘  ladies  .  ’

‘  ___  ?    i  had  no  idea  he  felt  this  way  .  ’

‘  sup  ,  brother  !  ’

‘  love  is  …  complicated  .  ’

‘  the  path  of  love  is  never  straight  .  ’

‘  what’s  up  with  the  urgent  text  message  ?    is  everything  okay  ?  ’

‘  shhhh  ,  i’m  not  ___  ,  i’m  uh  ,  g__  .  ’

‘  is  this  about  you  guy’s  secret  relationship  ?  ’

[rotlunatik]

[turnedpigeons]

     Hey so when’s someone gonna sit down w/ Walter and watch some cheesy Korean soap opera, playing with Lovey (his pigeon), and let him show off some glittery invention afterwards?????

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??