Bloodbag At The Vampire Orgy

Adult // Non-bi-nary Bibliophile // Cinephile // Horrorphile 🫀You were merely born in the hospital, I was raised by it🫀

[thevampireconnoisseur]

My about + blog rules under the cut

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❌THERE WILL BE NO NASTY-ASS TERFS IN THIS FUCKING KITCHEN!!! TERFS I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!❌

❌IF YOU SUPPORT TR*MP AT ALL, IDENTIFY AS MAGA AT ALL, OR ARE REPUBLICAN EVEN A LITTLE I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU: GO DRINK BLEACH, THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT YOU!!! YOU PEOPLE VOTED TO SLOWLY KILL ME, SO YES, I DO WANT YOU AS DEAD AS YOU WANT ME. GO HAVE A TANTRUM AND SHIT IN YOUR DIAPER ABOUT IT❌

❌As a massive horror fan I do not believe in "all dark media is bad," but I do believe that it is REALLY gross to genuinely ship things like incest and pedophilia and it makes me VERY uncomfortable that some people don't see anything wrong with doing it, so if you fall under that category do NOT interact or follow you will be blocked on sight I find you disgusting.❌

❌The things I enjoy, dark or otherwise, do not reflect my morals. It’s pathetic that I even need to say this, but nobody seems to have any critical thinking skills anymore. If you actually believe anything on this blog makes me an evil immoral person do NOT interact or follow, the only thing conservative thinkers like you do is make everybody’s mental health worse and you are also disgusting to me.❌

❌The block button is my very best friend! Being kind to strangers online has gotten me nothing but tears and trauma in the past. Now if you want me kind, you must earn it. Even a worm will turn, and this one did. I have a bleeding heart, but it has been trampled on. I wish to preserve whatever is left.❌

❌I hate tiktoxic! If you have come here from tiktoxic or have a tumblr and tiktoxic account I can't stop you from following me, but you should know I openly hate and mock that app and its users. As long as you have a tiktoxic this will not be a friendly blog to you because tiktoxic is a stupid, shitty app used by stupid, shitty people. Does that upset you? Delete your tiktoxic account and this will no longer apply to you. Problem solved.❌

❌Minors do NOT interact or follow!! This blog can and will get nsfw!! If I find out you’re a minor you will be blocked on sight and I will report your blog as well since tumblr is an 18+ place. Delete your blog until you have reached that age. (if you are 18+ and don’t like seeing nsfw stuff, please block the tag ‘spicy’ as that is what I use for all horny posts)❌

My about: 🧛

My strawpage: 🍓 (leave a doodle!)

I give all my self ships the Goncharov treatment! This means I talk about them as if they’re canon, because to me they are! ☺️ If you don’t like that or are against self shipping, the door is right there.

My f/o list, however, is right here

(while I do self ship, always have and always will, the self ship "community" has become far too hostile and hate-filled for me to count myself as part of it. Yes I do self ship and will forever, but now it is in my own bubble on my own terms. I will always love self shipping, but I can no longer call myself part of a “community” when said “community” is now nothing more than an active war zone. Fellow self shippers are still more than welcome to interact and follow me, but I will block anyone who self ships with the same characters as me because they love ME and if you think otherwise you are delusional, get well soon. Since the majority of the self ship “community” has become so toxic to the point I felt the need to even include any of this in my pinned at all, don’t be surprised if I choose to stay in my own corner playing dolls by myself the majority of the time. Thank you for understanding)

If you're a stranger who wants me to open my replies, PMs, or inbox again just so you can start a fight or be a cunt, you have to pay me first. Rates start at $500 and my kofi is right here. I will not let myself get harassed without some compensation. Die mad about it.🖕

[This blog contains occasional gore. Block the tags "gore" and "irl gore" to avoid it.]

[classicalcanvas]

Wood Lane (1876) by Claude Monet

[classicalcanvas]

The Turkeys (1876) by Claude Monet

[recolored-classics]

Whistler’s Mother (1871) by James McNeill Whistler

[fishfeetart]

2 years later and still waiting for the new Madoka Magika movie...

Find the 2024 version here :]

[malnourishedfetus]

[aurum003]

Madoka????

[meowtorri]

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐢 𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒)

[meowtorri]

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐢 𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒)

[lady-dulcinea]

Obsession (2025)

[lestatdelioncuort]

Evil of my evil

[katlovesshrimps]

in light of the everything being one billion degrees an oldie

character uses they/them

[horsefigureoftheday]

The world if ponyplay was as common and beloved as puppyplay✨️🌊🌈🐬

[horsefigureoftheday]

I regret to inform y'all that I have turned to the dark side. You thought this blog was run by a horsegirl?

Wrong. Puppygirl.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Hey, guess what finally happened!!!

[driftd0ll]

Johnny falling in love with homeowner cuz they sing in the shower 🥹 (yes I did recently rewatch sleeping beauty while stoned, why do you ask?)

420 anon (<< gotta live up to my username, lol)

twinsies😝😝😝 i haven't watched sleeping beauty in such a long time, but i adore classic disney.. i've also been going through a BAD obsession with twst recently and Silver is one of my favs!!

Anyways..

Johnny being absolutely smitten by you and your voice—even before you have the glasses, he loves harmonizing with you (or.. he thinks he is), especially if it happens to be a love song!

If it's a sexier song, then you'll be left wondering why the water feels hotter than what you had set it as- but it's simply because Johnny is getting hot and bothered by the lyrics, suddenly all too aware of how the soap is running down the curves of your body, and the little shake of your hips to the beat of the music...

[driftd0ll]

Just thinking abt Tony with a lil bubbly hyperfem ..YUM.

My favorite thing ever ngl, I think Tony would thrive, especially if you want to go a more bimbo-route? Ugh, Tony loves it sm🤤 Imagine Tony having his pretty doll hanging on his arm, best believe he's paying for every little thing you're wearing.

Nails? Skirts? Fuckin' panties? Why are you even asking him- actually, scratch that, send him a picture (not to question if you can buy it or not, because he'll never say no to you- he just wants to stroke his cock over whatever you send) (His favorite thing ever is when you're lying on your stomach, shopping online while he rubs his cock against your ass through your pretty, lacy panties...)

Trust that this man will take every opportunity to go shopping with you. Where most men whine and drag their feet, Tony wants to hold your bags, purse, and whatever else he can get his hands on because it fuels his ego to personally pay for every pretty number.

[driftd0ll]

I'm back and desperately need to bite Bobby Pinn. i need to cover them in bite marks and hickeys.

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Pinning Bobby under you and biting them while humping them while the both of you are still clothed... Protests quickly melt away into broken noises and whines, the hands that'd previously tugging at your clothes are now gripping your hair and trying to keep you close! It's cute how quickly Bobby breaks as soon as your teeth graze the skin of their neck..

[driftd0ll]

Bimbo homeowner…bimbo homeowner with objects….ohhh my gosh that snippet with Tony and the homeowner shopping…so good

Tony x bimbo! homeowner + headlock + both of them losing their ever loving minds…

I know I’ve talked about Tony and the headlock position a lot but idc I love it😛😛😛

Tony wrapping his bicep around your neck from behind, shoving his cock in and out hard enough that you can’t help the moans falling from your spit-covered lips. You might him, and Tony will grunt in your ear, “Fuckkk yeah, sweet’eart- bite down nice ‘n hard on me, hah-“

You know Tony fucking lives for seeing that stupid, fucked out smile on your face when he comes deep inside, too! And he does, a lot—say goodbye to condoms… Also, can’t you also imagine Tony fucking himself stupid as a result? Like, he’s so obsessed with how you’re squeezing around him that he ignores every part of the back of his brain begging for a few seconds of a break.