More of these.

ive heard youre allowed to be candid on the internet and it will only cost the price :)

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Way too many of us for a headcount, but we’ll do intros as we feel like it ig

wolf- cohost/former persecutor/everyman/perennial funny guy. he/they 🐺

angel- cohost/spreadsheet owner, veto power holder. she but in the way a ship is “she”. and that ship? yeah, it’s the ship of Theseus.

blue- emotional support mascot. she/he 🌀

juniper/june- a level head on crooked shoulders. she/he 🌻

spades- I’ve felt worse. she ♠️

sophie- just had an idea for one comic. really sweet 🪻

fox- union rep. no pronouns 🦊

K- unauthorized fucking thing resurrected to do an awesome and powerful attack. she/it ◼️

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playing card

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let’s pick sides in the divorce with mama

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I had a bad day and only one joke so tell me I’m cute!!!! >_<

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there’s a GHOST in my home— but it’s better than being alone!

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dizzy

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but im doing pretty well, yeah im doing pretty well, im doing pretty well, yeah im doing pretty well

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turn those headlights around

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lately I have this terrible dream where you ask me to drown

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you are really seriously for real pissing me off

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animal cannibal

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They're trying to forceplural me! Haalp

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Oh OK, thanks! :) yay!

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we put blue in charge of our keys and he lowkey fumbled it immediately. Angel spent like the whole night going “we’re not mad at you. we’re not mad at you” as we like. You know. tried increasingly looney tunes shit to break into our own house

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no matter what you are, or what u do… we r still going to attack you at all times for your dastardly ways. ◼️

my wife 🐺

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it would honestly be projection to say they were sabotaging me but wolf did call our best friend and make her promise shed make sure we quit even if I fought her on it. so I wouldn’t exactly say they were trying very hard for this NOT to happen

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We had a shit fuckin day who wants to know what music the dog listening to

Fox is a rhetorical trick more than a person so no music there but here’s ur tiny fox anyways

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I am so surprised by this information