Tiny Tina

If you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[sophieschmophie]

Please never explain this to me

[wiplashed]

[deggowaffles]

[supnoah]

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[mckaylamoors]

You know, Say Yes to the Dress may be one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures but I have literally never seen a more body-positive, sex-positive, race-positive, all-inclusive show in my fucking life. 

[fndungeonmom]

also I love it when the consultants passively aggressively rip the family members a new one when they try to tell the bride what to wear

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

they’re so wonderfully indulgent, you wanna be an angel unicorn goth metal princess? we can do that! You like this style but it’s out of your price range? we got a similar one with fewer sequins that we can do you a deal on.

It’s just the best

[jackafz]

[ellenhas-a-blog]

That feeling when your ponytail holder isn’t stretched enough to go around three times, but twice just isn’t tight enough

[turniptina]

Ponytail holder

[astriiformes]

my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left

[seductive-cactus]

next-level dad joke.

[flirtycompanion]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it

[lesbianfatale-archive-deactivat]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i dont understand this

[matchless]

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

[saintlukas]

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

[eternally-lost-deactivated20190]

[kezzoh]

[nuclearpiss]

Reblog if you're not American.

[turniptina]

I get a lot of people assuming I’m from America when they meet me on Tumblr. I wanna see how many people here aren’t American.

[mysharona1987]

[thecurlyginger]

Hold on, best story ever:

My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment. 

The woman says, “His name is Harry.”

His wife wasn’t sure if she heard correctly. “Harry?”

“Yeah, Harry. As in ‘You’re a lizard, Harry.’”