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#soccertherapy

You're not a foodie unless you cooked it yourself. Bacon wrapped hotlinks, Lemon glazed chicken covered in bbq sauce, chopped jelopenos, red peppers, bell peppers, onions in olive oil with a little salt and pepper. All slow cooked for three hours. Really you wannabe foodies out there, just give it up you can't compete. #realmencook #masterchef #sorryhankweusedcoal

#sorryhankweusedcoal #realmencook #masterchef

It seemed like a good idea at the time. #needsvodka #sheeatswithhereyes (at Habanero's Mexican Food)

#needsvodka #sheeatswithhereyes

Getting sexy update. Serious progress

Yes, my slippers for the gym are in fact slippers and are very pink. #nofucksgiven (at LAFitness)

#nofucksgiven

So the recipe grew. Two beers. The picture was staged, the meal was not.

#lagunitas soaked #franksredhot lathered #sambaloelek smothered #sriracha covered #konacoast spicy teriyaki laced #tangerine chicken and wings.

#sambaloelek #tangerine #lagunitas #franksredhot #konacoast #sriracha

Book signing (at Mysterious Galaxy)

#sronebrewingco Enjoy By unfiltered (at Stone Brewing Co.)

#sronebrewingco

I need to know the story behind this. (at La Fitness)

Seriously, I love the admirals club. Booze everywhere fo free. #admiralsclub #dallastexas #jackncoke (at Dallas, Tx, USA - Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport)

#admiralsclub #jackncoke #dallastexas