parker.

sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get. [indie roleplay blog for parker from leverage. flexible timeline. private and selective. please read the important info page before interacting. written by ellie.]

[hittcr-a]

turnoutlikeme replied to your post “i imagine if eliot were a mutant, he’d be the kind that couldn’t feel…”

‘can you feel that? can you feel this? how about this?’

turnoutlikeme replied to your post “i imagine if eliot were a mutant, he’d be the kind that couldn’t feel…”

parker would just poke him with sharper and sharper objects

turnoutlikeme replied to your post “i imagine if eliot were a mutant, he’d be the kind that couldn’t feel…”

i love this

i will break ur face parker.

[turnoutlikeme]

maybe i should get a knife

[hittcr-a]

@turnoutlikeme liked for a starter.

              “you’re not getting me to climb that. it’s not gonna happen, parker. just drop it.” eliot gestured, a frown quickly creasing his brow. it’s not that he was incapable, just that… well. if he fell and broke his leg he felt it’d be worse than when parker tore her acl.  and maybe he didn’t like heights all that much. he could do it for the job, but not for this. 

[turnoutlikeme]

“but--” her sentence stopped short as she gazed up at the highly-vaulted ceiling in front of her, then down at the audaciously-jeweled garland in her hands.  “it’s christmas.” the pout on her face could rival that of a child who’d just been told she couldn’t get a puppy.  “and i need a boost from the top of the ladder so i can  get up there.”

[chordoverstret-deactivated20240]

#this is so me

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@shrinemade

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[turnoutlikeme]

❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜

christmas meme || accepting!

“because decorations make things happy, duh.”

“plus, how else are you supposed to bribe santa?”

she says this like everyone puts millions of dollars worth of diamonds on their tree.

[turnoutlikeme]

❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜

christmas meme || accepting!

           “you burn my mistletoe, i burn you.”

(she’s not even a little bit joking. christmastime is sacred and she won’t have anyone trying to harm it.)

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[walkeditoff-blog]

If I should die tomorrow

                Know this of me

                            All I ever wanted to do

                                               Was some good in this world

                                                                                    And I did try

                                                                                                      God did I try.

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please reblog this post if you adore crossovers and AUs, i want to know just how many people love throwing their muse into situations they would never experience in their canon verse

[grincarved]

officialfrenchtoast:

sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????

[bookisheccentric-blog]

Leverage (Mainly OT3) text posts, 2/????

1/??? 

[favoriteintheworld]

Promise me you’ll keep them safe. Till my dying day.

[bookisheccentric-blog]

Leverage OT3 text post. 1/?? More to come. 

2/???

[insertusernameici]

[revisitingleverage]

204: The Fairy Godparents Job

[hittcr-a]

The rich and powerful take what they want.                We steal it back for you. Sometimes bad guys                make the best good guys. We provide…. Leverage.

indie rp blog for eliot spencer from leverage. written by hana.

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