coolkids never die

im way too cool for this nonsense

[turntech-timehead]

k thats enough updating see yall in another 8 years

[turntech-timehead]

oh there it went

[turntech-timehead]

i just posted another post complaining about how i deleted all of my messages but it went into the void

they really shitted this place up since ive been here

[turntech-timehead]

of course i deleted all the messages before i disappeared from the internet into forever and ever

[turntech-timehead]

the amount of effort it took to get into this thing was annoying

[greelin]

“do you ever get the feeling that someone just hates you” yeah every hour of every day when it comes to every single person i interact with for longer than two minutes

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

[mirthfulbard-deactivated2017123]

JUST BE CAREFUL.

that game can turn on you even when you is thinking you safe.

IT’S THE NATURE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BEAST.

[certainmilkshakecrusade-deactiv]

just go1ng out on 4 l1mb h3r3 but 1m gonn4 go 4h34d 4nd just 4ssum3 th4t you h4v3 pl4y3d th3 g4m3

wh1ch 1s fuck1n b1z4rr3 but wh4t3v3r

wh4t do 1 know 4bout how th3 n3t works oth3r th4n 1ts 4 s3r13s of tub3s

[turntech-timehead]

you both just lost the game

[twocanplaythegame15]

[grimfates-blog]

With the sheer number of universes this site seems to connect to, I imagine the odds that I really am your Rose are probably astronomically low. 

Then again, I have witnessed people reuniting with their friends from their universes more than once on this site, so it may be more likely than mere luck of the draw. 

I’m certainly willing to give the Your Rose Experience a try, though I think I’ll spare you the My Dave Experience until I’m certain. 

And I don’t find it all that creepy; At least, it’s within tolerable levels of creepy. 

[turntech-timehead]

yeah i mean theyre even lower given some shit im not going to go into dont really feel like giving you a test or something to figure it out either

well its not like i talk to any other roses so youre going to be the only one anyway nothing to lose here especially since im pretty sure my rose is done-zo

what would intolerable levels of creepy be

[turntech-timehead]

i hate this username i picked it when i was 16 but its like my brand now

[turntech-timehead]

little late but hey

[turntech-timehead]

someone: what movie do you want to go see? / where do you want to eat? / what do you want to do?

me, sweating: ah...ahahaha... i don't know... d-do YOU have a preference... i'm... i'm good with anything... ahahahahahahaha help me

[grimfates-blog]

@turntechtimehead started following you

Hello, Dave. 

Or alternate-Dave? I’m still getting used to the whole running into alternates of old friends thing. 

[turntech-timehead]

i mean theres a chance that you are actually MY rose im not sure how high that chance actually is

dont worry i will give you the My Rose Experience

i wont treat you like other roses youll just be my special rose

unless thats creepy or something in that case i was absolutely joking and youre ridiculous for assuming otherwise

[turntech-timehead]

friend buddy buckorooni

i need more memes

[turntech-timehead]

requesting a tutorial on how to eliminate existential dread

[turntech-timehead]

i cant believe i reblogged a kanye tweet and never came back after that