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You ever see a post that’s making a good point but some Californian ruins the whole thing by saying “yo this is hella important” somewhere in it?

rob-walks-deactivated20210614

Damn I’m sick. I keep sneezing and I’m 6'1

you sick cause the rain hit you first, you stupid tall bitch.

bla-flsafa-deactivated20200802

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

adonischildsupportcase

0ctostim

glocc-blocc

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

slumberinggirl-deactivated20210

I love this

lil-bitchnugget-blog

Y E S. FINALLY

citizen-zero

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

jasper-rolls

today we will eat at deodorant

scoutsmoocrew

Inuits in the Arctic can survive perfectly on a plant based diet 😤

tasmanianstripes

Vegans: We care about all life! We're all equal!

Also vegans: I think Inuit people should starve :)

gotinterest

Animals in nature: *kill and eat each other all the time.*

vegans:

Commercial agriculture: *develops certain GMOs and pesticides that kill keystone bug species, which disrupts the environment and kills many different animals up the food chain as a result*

Vegans:

Commercial agriculture: *destroys local ecosystems by ripping out native species and replacing them with massive farms of exotic monocultures, resulting in the deaths and endangerment of millions of species*

Vegans:

Inuit people: *live in an environment where growing plant based food is extremely difficult, and where grocery prices are inflated past affordability so they hunt a few large animals every year which feed their entire community*

Vegans: that’s immoral and evil, actually.

thecolorsfucked

can we just recognize how hardcore a baby who just BITES A FUCKIN WHALE is???? like no fear only teeth i love

glumshoe

Ancient Greek names are so pretty and fun to say, but you have to be so careful using them for children or pets because there may be Classics majors out there lying in wait and they will tell everyone about all the murder and incest and baby-eating your daughter’s mythological namesake might be associated with if you don’t pick one of the more well-known ones

trans-duck

As a classics major, anyone who names their kid after a mythological person without doing an ounce of reserch deserves the public shaming

glumshoe

help me decide upon the Worst Possible Greek Names to give a pet

....so that I can avoid them, of course, and not so that I can lure nearby Classics majors out into the open where they are vulnerable to attack

mysticicefire

Zeus

glumshoe

I dunno, I don’t think it’ll have the desired effect. People talk about Zeus all the time and it’s a common pet name, so I think most Classics majors will be inoculated against infodumping about Zeus.

I’m thinking more tantalizing things, like Pasiphaë, or Electra, or Clytemnestra, or Jocasta, or Agamemnon... you might achieve a similar effect by naming your pet or child “Hercules”, with the Disney spelling and pronunciation, but what I really crave is the shock and disbelieving horror on the faces of any unsuspecting Classics major I might show a picture of my dear sweet puppy to, as they try to figure out if I know what I’ve done or not...

glumshoe

@eeblesade you’re right and I agree with you but the point is to lure the classics majors out into the open and tempt them into revealing themselves. If you name your dog Clytemnestra, no one who recognizes the name will go “oh, cool, how pretty”. They will inevitably react and give themselves away as they nervously try to figure out if you just randomly picked the name off a baby name website because you thought it was pretty, or if you know the story and chose to invoke it anyway. They certainly won’t let it slide.

The goal is not “who’s the most evil Greek mythological character”, the goal is to lay a trap that will catch Classics majors without accidentally harming anyone else. A name like “Electra”, for instance, might catch some psychology majors, and it’s not the right season for hunting them. Any major god or goddess will catch too many Percy Jackson fans, and while a fraction of those may go on to become classics majors, it’s just not specific enough.

whadyameanhesdead

Not to out myself as a would-be Classics Major, but Clytemnestra murdered Cassandra for having the audacity to be raped and enslaved by her shitty husband, so like...not TOTALLY innocent.

glumshoe