how the fuck are my fucking sweetie pees

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[catmask]

shirt that says i get dads pregnant

[impishthing]

$10 headshot/icon/bust commissions!

hi! if you 🫵 send me 10 united states dollars, i'll doodle you something! i'm undercharging on purpose, i'm not financially desperate or anything, i just want to buy video games.

i can do humanoid and furry characters. dm me here or on discord (vampirefruitbatz).

[tomhoppusdelonge]

getting enough protein is important and that’s why you need to eat that man

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[virtualbutch]

It's heavens design, you'll be mine

Reblogs appreciated! Indy (left) uses they/them! Snow White (right) uses she/her!

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[theyumeplanet]

f/o resting their chin on your shoulder while watching you do something, and you have to shoo them away

[turntechanomaly]

I know I don't post here much anymore and just to be clear I am still selfshipping. It's just that most of my fandom activity, besides reblogging art, happens with my discord friends nowadays, so I just. Kinda forget about this blog sometimes.

Anyway I added Davesprite to my f/o list. Yes that brings the number of Daves I have separately listed up to 3, yes that somewhat contradicts my queerplatonic ship with Davepetasprite, do not question me.

[surrealisticduvet]

(seriously unwell) don't you think he'd look nice in the garden of eden shamefully covering himself with leaves

[honeyscomet]

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND (remembers people will interpret this romantically) I LOVE MY NONDESCRIPT QP(?) RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHICH IS THE TERM WE DECIDED TO CALL HIM (need to make it clear we have availability) IN OUR OPEN RELATIONSHIP (but not that available) BUT ALSO HES MINE (remembers to not be possessive) LIKE IN A NORMAL CASUAL WAY (need to not downplay the severity of our relationship) OR LIKE A REALLY DEEPLY DEVOTED WAY BUT STILL NORMAL (remembers to not talk extensively about my relationships) HEY HOWS IT GOING

[lemonselfship]

The power of having an "it's complicated" phase with your f/o where you're both dancing around defining your relationship but the tension is so thick everyone else can see it

[cokecoughsyrup]

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Hey so I know we All Know This but I will NEVER be over a character being feverish and delirious and making No sense. I will never be over a glittery-eyed, shivering, distressed character weakly gripping another's arm and asking them questions they don't know the answer to, and probably don't mean anything at all. I will never be over characters calling out for people either long gone or right next to them, but unrecognizable in their delirium. I will never be over a character crying in frustration and fear over something in their head they can't explain to whoever is helping them, and all they can do in return is stroke their hair and shush them gently.

[crabussy]

I love The Character sooooo much! grinds my teeth together flares my nostrils flexes my fingers tenses my neck muscles snorts like a bull stands as still as an ambush predator shifting on my haunches mere metres away from The Character

[landmineblogging]

poly shipping is so much fun. you can take any ship & just throw another guy in there for a new flavor & dynamic. you can just throw another guy in there. just throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there

[landmineblogging]

now make them all kiss

[loverzoftheworld]

IM GONNA DO IT IM GOING TO DRAW MY F/O

[loverzoftheworld]

[universeleads]

If I had a boyfriend I would remove all the blood from his body and then put it back in. They don't tell you that you can do this but you can. If you want.

[sarcasmprodigy]

Ten years of having this account- ten years of liking the same dork. Happy 4/13 🎵